u abosoutlute sad *bleep* get a *bleep*ing life u chinky bastered u like chicken fried rice go bac 2 ur own *bleep*ry *bleep* !!!!!!!! !!!!!!!UN!!!!! Sapcker freak chinky
A travesty! A book of a member such as you deserves not neglect, it deserves pages numbering in the thousands!

Nevertheless, I bestow upon you... my stamp.
Because you're that cool, you get to have your guestbook signed by meee.

Hope to talk to you,

Thought I'd be the first to sign your guest book! see you around!