ViperSean

This is the place where I prattle and spam
About what an ungodly bizarre guy I am.
Now gimme a second,
Just stay on yer ass,
And I'll tell you a tale
Of a Seeker with class.

Southeast Florida, born and raised,
On the Internets is where I spent most of my days.
Just spammin' some GDs around the boards.
When a couple of trolls,
Thinkin' they were bad dudes,
574r73d p0571n6 l13k d1z,
And bashin' da noobs.
I got in one little flame war,
And a mod got scared,
He said "Bitches don't know you can has ban!"

I cadged and beseeched him to give me a pass,
But he restricted my posts and perma'd my ass.
I was given one notice, he said I was hittin' it,
I put on mah 'phones on and said "YO MAN, I'M DIGGIN' IT!"

I moved every zig, and when one dropped outta flight,
The license said "1337" and there was pron on the dash.
If anything, I could see this ship was hella tight.
But I thought, "Do a barrel roll - shit is so cash!"

My perma was lifted, 'round Sept' twenty-eight,
I logged on to Neo, dodging hairtrigger banhammers,
I made some win posts, I was feelin' real great,
As I sat on my Sumo, the Prince of all Spammers.