Chelskiman U_Turn
Nov 16, 12 9:57am

Neoseeker here we come, right back where we started from.

walnuts U_Turn
Nov 23, 10 6:26am

For being a top notch bloke, you've been censored!

I bet any young lass/lad would love to have a warm pint of lager with you. The question is, will there be enough mushy peas for everyone?
Chelskiman U_Turn
May 10, 10 11:52am
Happy Birthday, mate! Leeds getting promoted must have been the best early birthday present you have ever got. I can't top that but I can do the next best thing...

Bake you a Leeds cake!
Chelskiman U_Turn
Jan 28, 10 6:14pm
And in these times that we're apart
I'll hear this song that breaks my heart
And think of you

Shana U_Turn
Jan 27, 10 1:07pm

Xyn U_Turn
Aug 02, 09 3:24pm
I looooove making U Tuuuuurns<3

When will you reply to my PMs regularly U_Turn? Stop investigating and start a damn conversation, love.
Taki U_Turn
Apr 09, 09 4:35am
You'll never find your pleasure if you worry about your pain,
And your precious little details are stretchin' out my brain
Well you spin around and bite your nails, now let me tell you son,
That you can't trust anybody if you can't trust number one...
R3b3L U_Turn
Apr 04, 09 9:33am
by the way theres an opinion of you in my neohome.

bobbonew U_Turn
Apr 02, 09 2:50pm
So i'm about to pass out, but I figured i'd sign your guestbook. Nobody signs these anymore, but I find it hilarious to look back in time at who signed your gbook and what they said. So maybe you will do so in a few years XD

1) I want your mangina
2) I wanna rock your world
3) I love boys, rainbows, unicorns and YOU

<3 U_Turn's boy
Harvest Moon girl U_Turn
Dec 26, 08 12:43pm

I don't know how often you check these or if you do at all, but I just wanted to stop by and wish you a merry Christmas. If you're Christian, that is. If you happen to be Jewish, Muslim, an Atheist, practice a different faith, or are simply a grinch, well, I hope you have happy holidays or, if you'd prefer, I hope you have a satisfactory, non-denominational capitalist wintertime gift-giving season!

We haven't spoken much lately, but that doesn't mean that I don't sincerely wish that you had a jolly olly Christmas. Saul, I hope that everything is alright with you and that you're continuing to move on. I wish you the best of luck with your business and hope you have a fantastic 2009.

Remember that if you ever want to talk or catch up, I'm only a PM away.

Best wishes for 2009!
-Toni aka the girl who writes novel-esque replies to PMs
Bye, friend!

Chelskiman U_Turn
Dec 23, 08 7:39pm

So this is Christmas
And what have you done
Another year over
A new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young

A very Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
For weak and for strong
The rich and the poor ones
The road is so long
So happy Christmas
For black and for white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop all the fight

A very Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear

And so this is Christmas
And what have we done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so happy Christmas
We hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young

A very Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without any fear
War is over, if you want it
War is over now

Elite U_Turn
Jul 19, 08 1:34am
cat! LOL don't be so dirty minded

Anyway, here's your new PA

Taki U_Turn
May 11, 08 6:52am
Happy b-day Saul. I hope you're having a great time!

Just too bad you haven't been active lately. I miss you. Anyway, have a nice one babe.

Willow U_Turn
Dec 17, 07 4:42am
Bonjour Madamme. Ou est le Christmas greetings.

Merry Christmas.

Final Fantasy Angel U_Turn
Apr 27, 07 11:02pm
I think of you
And my thoughts run deep
You are the reason
I cannot sleep

The happiness
I feel inside
I cannot mask it
I cannot hide

The smiles you give me
The laughter to
Are part of who you are
Part of why I love you

My heart goes a flutter
Everytime we speak
The words you say
Make me weak

I never dreamed
Anyone could be
So caring and loving
The way you are to me

My inner feelings
Run deep in my soul
With thoughts of you
That make me whole

The dreams I have
The goals I make
In finding you
The risks I'll take

It's all good
It's you and me
This love, this future
Is all I see!

I wanted to be all fancy with hearts and stuff, but blondie took over and couldn't get it! =p

Aya Chan U_Turn
Apr 04, 07 12:20am

Dearest U_Turn,

This breakup letter should come as no surprise nor cause any heartache to someone as cold hearted as you. Time and again I've tried to get you to show me how much you care. Time and again I've been rudefully rebuffed.

I have emotions. I have needs. I have love to express. But Mr. Selfish you just don't care that you make me feel like my needs, emotions and loving intentions are shamefully wrong. Well news flash, U_Turn, they aren't. So, after 1 hour I'm ending this charade of a relationship in hopes of finding someone who is emotionally mature enough to love me like I need to be loved; anally.

Don't come crawling back on your hands and knees all lubed up and asking for a second chances because behind us are your chances of me loving your behind.

You see, to me and people who aren't dead inside like you, cornholing is a beautiful way of making love. It lets the cornholee (you) know that they are special and very important to the cornholer (me). The ironic things is how you always talked of taking our relationship to the next level, but you're just a man of words, not actions. You gave me lip service and I needed my ass serviced. I mean, what's more intimate and meaningful than making sweet beautiful anal love? Butt nooky isn't something you dive head first in with just anyone. No, the person whose tootsie roll hole you hammer is someone extra special. You can keep your vows and veils and rings and ceremonies. I want something that actually means something. A trip down Hershey Highway is infinitely more meaningful than one down the aisle. It says that what we have is something special, something so important to both of us that it can only be expressed by me lovingly plugging your pooper.

But no, you say its dirty. It's wrong. It goes against god. Well boo-*bleep*ing-hoo. To us in the real world with hearts that function, that's called love. You don't have to sugar coat it, I know how you really feel about me. Its obvious that your just hiding behind those absurd reasons because I am not the one for you. I truly hope you find the girl that you can bend in front of, jelly up, and unconditionally love. For me, that person was you. Sadly, my love, feelings and yearnings to poke you in the brown eye go unrequited.


Aya Chan

P.S. Give my regards to the next woman you decide to suck the life out of.
papsmcgee U_Turn
Mar 07, 07 11:54pm
I have come to the conclusion that you are actually Juarez, Defender of Truth. As such, I demand the return of my torso, and also a 17% interest claim on your torso for it's use. I will gladly take my claim as your left arm, to be delivered at your convenience. Enjoy my torso while you can!
Freeze U_Turn
Feb 14, 06 11:32pm
Happy Valentine you Eurobabe
~With love, freeze
Neras U_Turn
Feb 14, 06 11:01pm

vanillagigglez U_Turn
Feb 14, 06 5:06am

Have a beautiful valentines day. I know you'll all be thinking of me!

Neras U_Turn
Feb 10, 06 7:38am
Well, I have no stamps per se, but I found these pics on my computer, so I figure these will do.

There's still no way I'm paying you to insert anything into your love box.

I'll just get the chloroform out again.

lollipopz U_Turn
Feb 09, 06 3:37am








Sinner U_Turn
Feb 08, 06 12:19am
heyaz i seen u round neo u sem like a kool guy keep up da gr8 posts mayb 1 day we cn b enofrenids? jus pm me if ur wnt 2 tlk lol!

SoSolidEuroCrew? Pshht, I leave for two days and that's what you come up with? U_Twat.

I'm glad I blagged the baby, though. He is XTREEM!

Right now I'm on a Laptop skanking off someone's wireless because my net is down. Cheap, yes, but you like it.

vanillagigglez U_Turn
Feb 07, 06 1:34am
Vanillashizzlez(Vanillagigglez: Maybe from East Yorkshire but she's probably their best product. Very easy to bed though, trying to take things slow but she won't let me)
Their best product? I'll take that as a compliment

innes U_Turn
Feb 02, 06 9:53am
well i'm finally getting around to signing the cool people's guestbooks, seeing that it's been awhile...

u_turn, the man! you're one of the most awesome members around neo, and don't get all coy denying it either. lately i've been learning a lot about you, and you're even more of a pimp than you seem, that being hard to imagine. seriously though, stay around to keep neo fun for all of us and to add meaning to my psychopathic yet sexual life. don't ever let shit get you down when the going gets tough, and never give up on what you believe in, if you catch my drift.

love, peace, hope and all the hippie shit you can think of. have a great life, man;)