Women want a man that can sweep them off their feet, men just want a woman that can sweep around them ;P
says: "I lay claim to this mind, but that doesn't mean I control it"
- A whole lot of dick, just not where it should be
says: "We'll birth a new day with the death of an old and start over"
says: "Incapable of learning - A fool"
says: "My rash tongue will be the noose that hangs me"
says: "God's a comedian, and I laugh at his jokes"
says: "Desperation makes losers of us all"
says: "TOP OF THE LEAGUE!"
says: "Idle hands spend time at the genitals"
says: "Gambling hotshot or lucky streak?"
Estoy aprendiendo hablar Español
Leeds 2-1 Exeter [Avoid Chelsk's Predictions]
Leeds won 2-1, my bank didn't let me make the bet!
My bank refused my £475 bet!
£475 on Leeds United to win today... Oh shit!
All we need is a reason...
You've not tried hard enough until you sweat blood
I love my mirror image
OMGOMGOMGOMG SIMON SOOO ASKED ME OUT JUST NOW!!!!