tidus04 Tyzer
Mar 31, 07 5:38pm
Just want to say thanks for helping me out on selling that hunk of junk. Muchly appreated. Hope to help you out in the future sometime to return the favour

No Stamp ='[

westy_1990 Tyzer
Jun 03, 06 7:59pm
Just thought i would add another signature to ure g.book.
Here's my favourite stamp, lol.

Please return the favour!

PGTips Tyzer
Apr 05, 06 3:01am
Hi just signing your g'book cheers for the resizing stuff.

See you around Football manager 2006 forum.
Reason Tyzer
Mar 29, 06 4:32am
Hey just a quick thanks for doing that avatar for me. Watching the Arsenal game? Great goal for Fabregas...

Anyway, see you around the football and FM06 forums.
joshthegreat Tyzer
Feb 27, 06 12:48am
Hey, Tyzer! Seen you around as well, you seem pretty awesome. Stay around, talk to you...
Agh. I thought I'd risen above the letter limit, but it's gotten me as annoyed as ever...

TVI Tyzer
Feb 19, 06 5:45pm
Just thought I'd sign some random n00bie guestbooks .

Heres some excerpts from one of maddox's funnier rants to keep you entertained.

quote maddox on www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com
How to kill yourself like a man.
I was applying for a job to become a suicide prevention counselor the other day, when the guy interviewing me started bitching about how boring his job had become. The only people he ever hears from anymore are 14 year old girls who try to overdose on Tylenol. YAWN. How about killing yourself with some style? How about killing yourself like a man? Here are some manly ways to shove off this mortal coil, along with ratings for each category from 1 to 10:

Eat a tub full of beans:
Manliness: 8 Style: 4 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 5

What you need: a tub, enough beans to fill said tub.

How to do it: just dig in, you chunky son of a bitch! Keep eating until you can't possibly eat anymore, then eat some more. Your gut will rupture and you will shit yourself. The cool thing about this method is that it's not only disgusting to clean up, but you'll probably be so bloated from the beans (choose Van Camp's by the way, not Bush's baked beans unless you like the taste of beans pickled in ball sweat) that you probably won't fit in the casket without some serious reconstructive surgery. Guess who's footing the bill for that one? That's right: friends and family. Just kidding. You have no friends.

Strangle yourself:
Manliness: 9 Style: 4 Awesomeness: 4 Mess: 0

What you need: hands.

How to do it: strangling yourself with your own hands has long been thought impossible because when your body stops getting enough oxygen, you pass out and start breathing normally again. Passing out while you try to kill yourself is like failing at failing. You're the one who has to deal with the embarrassment of having the paramedics finding your dumb ass passed out on the floor in a puddle of your own drool, as they begrudgingly take you to the hospital where the doctors would be so disappointed that one of them might try to strangle you themselves. And if they don't, give me a call; I will. Even the late Vincent Price strangled himself to death. Either that or lung cancer, but I can't be bothered to look it up. Eat shit.

Hold your breath:
Manliness: 9 Style: 3 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 0

What you need: balls.

How to do it: this is similar to strangling yourself, but the difficulty level is hard. Harder than a priest at a playground.

Step 1: Hold your breath.
Step 2: Wait 10 minutes, then go to step 3.
Step 3: If you are reading this, you have failed

Razor blade:
Manliness: 5 Style: 2 Awesomeness: 8 Mess: 7

what you need: razor, neck.

How to do it: how many times have you tried to kill yourself with a razor blade by slashing up your wrists, only to be told "it's down the highway, not across the street"? Then you listen to this advice and cut up your arms like some amateur dipshit who doesn't know what she's doing. Your boyfriend dumped you. You can't go on because you're the only person who has ever been dumped and this is the most painful thing that has happened to anyone who has lived 14 consecutive years, so it's time for the solace only decapitation can bring you. Make sure to go all the way through the spinal column.

Cadbury surprise:
Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8

What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.

How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any of the methods above, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.

Reason Tyzer
Feb 19, 06 6:23am
1-0. Crocuhy scored and we put out teh scum. Signing 'yer gbook in the spirit of good will.

Sign back
Jimbo3 Tyzer
Feb 11, 06 6:36pm
hey man saw the banners you made, they are very good.

keep up the good work
Screw Tyzer
Feb 05, 06 5:34am
Cheers for the banner. Heres my stamp.

Shizer tinypic is shite for guestbooks.
firmy Tyzer
Feb 01, 06 4:51am
Thanks Tyzer for my sig its great, thank you very much its what i was hoping for hehe thnks alot
firmy Tyzer
Feb 01, 06 4:50am
Thanks Tyzer for my sig its great, thank you very much its what i was hoping for hehe thnks alot
Reason Tyzer
Jan 30, 06 3:36am
Hey, now that your a noob[:laughing:] you are more funny.....n00b. So anyway signing your Gbook and see yer around. NYFFTOTAL90.

Sign Back!
cornish_pasty Tyzer
Jan 26, 06 2:36am
i'm signing all the n00b accounts so i though i'd sign this one... i also hate character regulations like this one so that's why i'm typing at the moment i think i'll go now
lazio Tyzer
Jan 26, 06 12:58am
Since you're now a n00b, here's a signing for you.
Danger Tyzer
Jan 25, 06 11:21pm
I am not signing this.
xpronic Tyzer
Jan 25, 06 7:50pm
Can't believe no one has signed your guestbook lmao!

Anywho, I hope you're happy now.