Chardonnay and Marmite


Marmite is the smell of pure raw animal sexuality. I wish I smelled of marmite. After my recent termination of a relationship, after several questions as to my sexuality by a girlfriend of six months and culminating in the immortal words 'YOU CLOTH-EARED BINT' I decided no more, no more would I be yet another pawn in a card game. No more. No freaking more. But the heart has once more proved itself the king, while I play the pawn. Enough with the crap similies and illusions to board games WHAT A FREEKICK BY BUCKTOOTH RONALDINHO!!!!!!! Play up Pompey anyway. Yeah, well.

So I find myself swinging from roundabouts and spinning on slides, looking for a strawberry in a mulberry bush, writting shit on a blog. Woo a blog, I said to myself, always wanted one myself. And now I have one and I'm writing about strawberries and roundabouts. About the half-eated kit-kat on toast that is my life. Sickly but wholesome I like to think.

Two paragraphs and not one mention of the Alex, I must be going good. Dario is not necessarily a positive, although I love him to bits, hes nearly 5,000,654,234,567 years old, maybe he should resign before his dies at a match? Better than Stevie Dutch anyway. Bring on Nigel Clough I say, maybe he can stop the freefall and give us a kick up the righteous bottom.

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Star of Spurs Nov 27, 08
Kit Kat on Marmite Toast.

WTF?
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Tweety Pie Nov 27, 08
Just Kit Kat on Toast, Sherlock.
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Star of Spurs Nov 27, 08
Then...what the hell is that on the toast, or did it just burn in a certain place, lol.
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Tweety Pie Nov 28, 08
It burnt there, its a kit-kat,
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Danielg Nov 27, 08
Kit Kat Peanut chunky on toast is like an orgasm for breakfast
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Redemption Nov 28, 08
Hmm... Thumbs up on the writing style.

"No more. No freaking more. But the heart has once more proved itself the king, while I play the pawn." <-- Great stuff.
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DanAndersonKRO Nov 28, 08
I remember the whole chocolate bars on toast conversation

That was lol.
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Tweety Pie Nov 28, 08
A Neo summer holiday Dan <3
Thanks redemption,
Danielg
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