Kill all badgers. nicely.

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walnuts Apr 28, 12
What if they've been mean to me? Can I kill them with fire instead, or do I still have to be nice to them?

Crafty bastards. Never trust anyone that wears black and white I say.
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Tweety Pie Apr 30, 12
Then douse them in oil, cover them in starved otters for a week and then when they are just a consciousness clinging to a heap of bones and semi-devoured flesh and otter droppings, hold them to a filament lamp and wait.
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walnuts Apr 30, 12
Greatest advice I have ever read.
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Tweety Pie May 1, 12
I do aim to please, my little walnuts.
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