The5thAvocadoNeoseeker statuses are cool because they're kind of like a trial run for Facebook
Aug 21, 16 8:23pm
The5thAvocado"I was wondering why you're wearing assless chaps." "'Tis because I AM an assless chap!"
Aug 17, 15 3:01am
The5thAvocadoWhenever I get drunk, I miss my brother. Is that weird?
Jul 31, 15 12:08am
The5thAvocadoDance until your feet hurt. Sing until your lungs hurt. Act until you're William Hurt.
Apr 6, 15 10:11am
The5thAvocadoSometimes everybody's online at the same time and you think it's going to be like the old days, but then everyone just sort of disappears...
Mar 28, 15 11:30pm
The5thAvocadoWhen bae doesn't tell you that he got promoted to mod GL ;(
Mar 7, 15 5:54pm
The5thAvocadoWish I could change my title back to "High on N" because of all this norepinephrine in my system.
Jan 17, 15 3:40pm
The5thAvocadoGirl now dont fall to pieces on me, but she cried her eyes out, literally.
Oct 31, 14 10:11pm
The5thAvocadoYes, I get it. You have guns. You can shoot them in your back yard. Now please stop so my dog will shut the hell up.
Oct 18, 14 4:13pm
The5thAvocadoTwo fat people walking next to each other on the sidewalk. I'm forced to step off the curb to pass them. Nearly hit by a car.
Sep 30, 14 8:46pm
- LazyTown, USA
- Joined Feb 24, 2005
- 25 years young
- XBL Gamertag: Squiduardo