Feb 6, 14 6:44am
lemons don't even count as a fruit

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Captain Nerditude Feb 6, 14
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!' Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
-Cave Johnson