Yeah, sounds like you should check out the Department of Redundancy Department. read more

Sounds like you should check out the Department of Redundancy Department. read more

Doubt that site would help him get laid anyway.

Not unless Dynamite was a member too. read more

I am so beautiful that I broke the computer that calculates it and it just spat out a random number. read more

If money was to be exchanged based on how attractive you are, you would owe me $14,750. read more

quote Robert
As long as in their advertising they specify the difference between RT and Pro... otherwise in 6 months...
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Well, this is embarrassing...

Excuse me while I put my pants back on. read more

Why do you have to post that three times? read more

re: Saga banged that loli so hard that she can't even hit puberty now. Perfect for him, that loli will never grow up!

At first I thought you said Saga Banned that loli, and I was like 'wat, Saga isnt a mod...?' then I saw it was... read more

My new reality show: Orphaned kids battle in various tasks, puzzles and games and last child standing gets adopted.
re: whelan pls respond

oh, hello. read more

I have the same problem. I have no problem staying up late as hell, then sleeping in late and then hate myself for... read more

likes Dragoon's status update: "I'm not a hero. I reall am a madman with a box"

Wanna be baby daddy? So thats how you treat your father now? read more

quote Saga
quote Vicarious
Wtf is wrong with you people.
You have no right to go out. Return to base at once.
Yeah, get... read more

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