thats why you lie and say your pee-pee is naturally big like that. read more
I have the same problem. I have no problem staying up late as hell, then sleeping in late and then hate myself for... read more
Wanna be baby daddy? So thats how you treat your father now? read more
quote SagaYeah, get... read morequote VicariousYou have no right to go out. Return to base at once.Wtf is wrong with you people.
But he pee's like a pineapple. read more
I used to wonder what it would be like to read people's minds.
Then after taking a closer look at society, I realized... read more
Good god, I go out for the day and sleep last night and this exploded.
Glad to see all my prostitutes having a good time. read more
Lifeo FAP rostitute? read more
I'm blind because I just gouged my eyes out. read more
#lifeofaprostitute. read more
It died quickly, very unlike the death I'm going to give you, which will be slow. read more