The Slayer
Oct 5, 12 12:16pm
My new reality show: Orphaned kids battle in various tasks, puzzles and games and last child standing gets adopted.
The Slayer
Oct 4, 12 11:41am
re: whelan pls respond

oh, hello. read more

The Slayer
Oct 4, 12 11:30am
whelan pls respond
The Slayer
Oct 3, 12 10:55pm

I have the same problem. I have no problem staying up late as hell, then sleeping in late and then hate myself for... read more

The Slayer
Oct 3, 12 12:00pm
likes Dragoon's status update: "I'm not a hero. I reall am a madman with a box"
The Slayer
Oct 2, 12 7:06pm

Wanna be baby daddy? So thats how you treat your father now? read more

The Slayer
Oct 2, 12 5:35pm

quote Saga
quote Vicarious
Wtf is wrong with you people.
You have no right to go out. Return to base at once.
Yeah, get... read more

The Slayer
Oct 2, 12 3:39pm

Too much life, too little Saga.

#lifeofaprostitute. read more

The Slayer
Oct 1, 12 10:23pm
I want to change the word "God" in every church sign to "Dog". Church signs would be so much better then.
The Slayer
Sep 30, 12 9:28pm

But he pee's like a pineapple. read more

The Slayer
Sep 29, 12 11:41pm

I used to wonder what it would be like to read people's minds.

Then after taking a closer look at society, I realized... read more

The Slayer
Sep 29, 12 2:10pm
re: Saga: "im so fat i keep confusing my belly button with a vagina ;( "

Good god, I go out for the day and sleep last night and this exploded.

Glad to see all my prostitutes having a good time. read more

The Slayer
Sep 29, 12 8:30am
likes Dragoon's status update: "I am a pinapple. Because of reasons"
The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 10:13pm
re: Vicarious' new nickname is Vicky. Everyone call him that. #lifeofaprostitute

Twilight Saga! Win.

Or Sagina? read more

The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 10:12pm
Saga: "im so fat i keep confusing my belly button with a vagina ;( "
The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 10:04pm
re: Tenshi IS A GENIUS. WHY DIDN'T WE NOTICE THIS BEFORE. Vicarious Charlie The Slayer #lifeoFAProstitute

Lifeo FAP rostitute? read more

The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 7:51pm
re: Vicarious' new nickname is Vicky. Everyone call him that. #lifeofaprostitute

Ooh! and Charlie can be Charley read more

The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 7:46pm
re: Vicarious' new nickname is Vicky. Everyone call him that. #lifeofaprostitute

Can we call Saga Saggy too? read more

The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 3:10pm
likes Vicarious' status update: "I'm naked, what about you?"
The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 3:03pm

I'm blind because I just gouged my eyes out. read more

The Slayer
Sep 27, 12 11:33pm

#lifeofaprostitute. read more

The Slayer
Sep 27, 12 10:16pm

It died quickly, very unlike the death I'm going to give you, which will be slow. read more

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