The Slayer
Oct 03, 12 12:00pm
likes Dragoon's status update: "I'm not a hero. I reall am a madman with a box"
The Slayer
Oct 02, 12 7:06pm

Wanna be baby daddy? So thats how you treat your father now? read more

The Slayer
Oct 02, 12 5:35pm

quote Saga
quote Vicarious
Wtf is wrong with you people.
You have no right to go out. Return to base at once.
Yeah, get... read more

The Slayer
Oct 02, 12 3:39pm

Too much life, too little Saga.

#lifeofaprostitute. read more

The Slayer
Oct 01, 12 10:23pm
I want to change the word "God" in every church sign to "Dog". Church signs would be so much better then.
The Slayer
Sep 30, 12 9:28pm

But he pee's like a pineapple. read more

The Slayer
Sep 29, 12 11:41pm

I used to wonder what it would be like to read people's minds.

Then after taking a closer look at society, I realized... read more

The Slayer
Sep 29, 12 2:10pm
re: Saga: "im so fat i keep confusing my belly button with a vagina ;( "

Good god, I go out for the day and sleep last night and this exploded.

Glad to see all my prostitutes having a good time. read more

The Slayer
Sep 29, 12 8:30am
likes Dragoon's status update: "I am a pinapple. Because of reasons"
The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 10:13pm
re: Vicarious' new nickname is Vicky. Everyone call him that. #lifeofaprostitute

Twilight Saga! Win.

Or Sagina? read more

The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 10:12pm
Saga: "im so fat i keep confusing my belly button with a vagina ;( "
The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 10:04pm
re: Tenshi IS A GENIUS. WHY DIDN'T WE NOTICE THIS BEFORE. Vicarious Charlie The Slayer #lifeoFAProstitute

Lifeo FAP rostitute? read more

The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 7:51pm
re: Vicarious' new nickname is Vicky. Everyone call him that. #lifeofaprostitute

Ooh! and Charlie can be Charley read more

The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 7:46pm
re: Vicarious' new nickname is Vicky. Everyone call him that. #lifeofaprostitute

Can we call Saga Saggy too? read more

The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 3:10pm
likes Vicarious' status update: "I'm naked, what about you?"
The Slayer
Sep 28, 12 3:03pm

I'm blind because I just gouged my eyes out. read more

The Slayer
Sep 27, 12 11:33pm

#lifeofaprostitute. read more

The Slayer
Sep 27, 12 10:16pm

It died quickly, very unlike the death I'm going to give you, which will be slow. read more

The Slayer
Sep 27, 12 1:08am
re: Saga needs help with all of his prostitutes, so I declare myself his co-pimp.

Saga, I just realized something. Vicarious was the next person to reply, so does that mean he goes 30 minutes of... read more

The Slayer
Sep 27, 12 12:25am
re: Saga needs help with all of his prostitutes, so I declare myself his co-pimp.

Its not rape if you're willing.

And you will be willing, right? read more

The Slayer
Sep 27, 12 12:17am
re: Saga needs help with all of his prostitutes, so I declare myself his co-pimp.

I have an awesome deal now! Next person to comment can get Vicarious FREE for 30 minutes!

Sorry Avalith, you can't... read more

The Slayer
Sep 26, 12 11:58pm
Saga needs help with all of his prostitutes, so I declare myself his co-pimp.
The Slayer
Sep 26, 12 10:32pm

quote Charlie
Ni-ggatoBizzoy@hotmail.com without that slash.

Hit me up boys.
No advertising your body on my status. kthxbi. read more

The Slayer
Sep 26, 12 3:46pm

Nope, gotta be a neofriend too.

But you are now, so read more

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