I used to wonder what it would be like to read people's minds.

Then after taking a closer look at society, I realized... read more

re: Saga: "im so fat i keep confusing my belly button with a vagina ;( "

Good god, I go out for the day and sleep last night and this exploded.

Glad to see all my prostitutes having a good time. read more

likes Dragoon's status update: "I am a pinapple. Because of reasons"
re: Vicarious' new nickname is Vicky. Everyone call him that. #lifeofaprostitute

Twilight Saga! Win.

Or Sagina? read more

Saga: "im so fat i keep confusing my belly button with a vagina ;( "
re: Tenshi IS A GENIUS. WHY DIDN'T WE NOTICE THIS BEFORE. Vicarious Charlie The Slayer #lifeoFAProstitute

Lifeo FAP rostitute? read more

re: Vicarious' new nickname is Vicky. Everyone call him that. #lifeofaprostitute

Ooh! and Charlie can be Charley read more

re: Vicarious' new nickname is Vicky. Everyone call him that. #lifeofaprostitute

Can we call Saga Saggy too? read more

likes Vicarious' status update: "I'm naked, what about you?"

I'm blind because I just gouged my eyes out. read more

It died quickly, very unlike the death I'm going to give you, which will be slow. read more

re: Saga needs help with all of his prostitutes, so I declare myself his co-pimp.

Saga, I just realized something. Vicarious was the next person to reply, so does that mean he goes 30 minutes of... read more

re: Saga needs help with all of his prostitutes, so I declare myself his co-pimp.

Its not rape if you're willing.

And you will be willing, right? read more

re: Saga needs help with all of his prostitutes, so I declare myself his co-pimp.

I have an awesome deal now! Next person to comment can get Vicarious FREE for 30 minutes!

Sorry Avalith, you can't... read more

Saga needs help with all of his prostitutes, so I declare myself his co-pimp.

quote Charlie
Ni-ggatoBizzoy@hotmail.com without that slash.

Hit me up boys.
No advertising your body on my status. kthxbi. read more

well I obviously have you as a neofriend but you obviously don't love me enough to have me as a friend read more

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