Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
The barman said, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans!"
signature. The field "Guestbook Entry" does not meet the minimum length of 125 characters (white space is trimmed from the beginning and end of the text).now about that great fortune.
‘Ello there and have a happy Christmahanukkwanza.


I used this last year, but don’t have time to make another one, so… meh.

Merry Christmas, and to all a good night!

Sign back pl0x. Just don’t take my presents.

Cheers,


Here, how about some snow to cool off on a a hot summer day?

Hope you have a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year, TBF!!



Merry Christmas!

May all your wishes and dreams come true in 2008. Have fun, and stay safe.

Love,
~Matt Addison / Astian~



Evgeni Malkin says Merry Christmas. He also said that if you sign back he will score a goal, so sign back!

Take care.



Jingle Bells (Aussie style)

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs


Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.


Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.


Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.


Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.


Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Stampy Stamp



You've got Stamped by Kinny!

Mehehehe ... =/
The best time of the year is upon us friend. October 5th, 7 pm est: Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Carolina Hurricanes.

It's time for some Pens hockey!




I know you're such a huge Pens fan, I even supplied you with videos!




Take care and remember, LET'S GO PENS
Well I've seen you around the RS forums and the San Andreas forums, GTA IV forums etc.. So I've decided to sign your guestbook =D. Sign back if you wish to.
Down where the sasquatch hide,
In the misty mountainside,
He's got shiny diamonds that he's got to protect




Look into the sasquatch eye,
Did you know that sass could fly?
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect, me!




Half man, half machine,
On the cover of a magazine,
Bigfoot is my father and he's got to protect, me!




These legends don't make sense,
Think i've found the evidence,
The yeti is ma papa and he wants to protect, me!
In reply to your signage of my book. NO. kangaroos are not in fact greater than carlton

but infact carlton > Kangaroos

(sorry for the spam. don't have a stamp. lol)

You
Have
Been
Signed
By
The
Greatest
Person
On
Earth
The
Immortal
(Unable to stamp 3 times in a row so I had to use my other account)

You have been using Mnmfans Avatar for 3 weeks in a row and deserve another Stamp.



One more week to go.

Mnmfan.
Enjoy teh stamp. ;D



Stamp back. ;o

[X]
Well done for using my avatar for 2 weeks. You deserve another nice stamp.



Keep using the avatar to get more stamps.
Well done for having my Avatar as your own for a full week. (Sorry I'm a day late, I couldn't get online yesterday.)
You have therefor earned yourself a sexy stamp.



Can you last another week?? Will the stamp be as sexy?? That depends on how many join in this week.
didnt know i had a questbook till like 5 mins ago and saw your message from 2 months ago lol. Thanks for the luck

† Fury †
Hey, thanks for the stamp a while ago sorry that it took so long to stamp back. xD

You've been added to my friends list, and I hope I to yours. ;D



I say screw the cheats! They're like the idiots who own fast cars but can't drive them - more money than sense!




Shit, 25,000 miles?

Oh well, Cheers ^.^



Sorry about the crummy stamp. Stupid ms paint.

You have suck a cool stamp!! *jealous*

*runs off to make a better one*





A HA! =3

You've been bitten!

Ha ha yeah, QUUEEENNSSLANDAAAA!!!

I've also noticed that your Skills in pic editing have come a long way. Keep up the great work. =]

Now that i have tasted you, i hope to see you around the forums a lot more.


stamp back or else ill get my dad to sew u and jagex !!!!!!11one!
Well finally getting round to signing everyones guestbooks. Your still the biggest tool i've ever met though

Thanks for the signing in mine

And considering your gay i'll torture you with my stamp and watch as you run for cover





Holdaphone
I posted this in tiki's aswell. Oh well works just the same
Thanks for the GB signing. Just here to return the favour matey...long over due I know...I cant believe I havent sign your gb yet..my bad.



See you around..

btw, awesome stamp you got there man..
(0.1278/d/web6)