I am keeping track of quotes here. Enjoy.


Me: I'm bored, entertain me.
Sweet Sorrow: Should I strip for you, or something...?

Sakura Chan: I'm bored
Sakura Chan: and sober

Celipink: if i rub you
Celipink: will i get a wish?

Alpha XF: I HAVE PURPLE DISCHARGE

Quierta: i like putting poopies on my lap
Quierta: and sometimes
Quierta: when i wake up
Quierta: there's a poopy in my bed

Cardcaptor Sakura: You got to rape my vagina already, what more do you want?

Me: It's pretty damn big
Me: Can you fit it all in?
Cardcaptor Sakura: yup

Capn Droid: NOW I MUST INSERT MY CAMERA'S PENIS INTO THE VAGINA CALLED A USB PORT.
Capn Droid: AND IT SHALL EJACULATE ALL THE PHOTOS.

Orez: MY FAMILY IS JUST A BIG POOL OF INCEST WITH A SPRINKLE OF MODERATORS

Quierta: OK
Quierta: AUSTIN
Quierta: CAN YOU COME HERE
Quierta: I NEED YOU TO BLOW ME

Cardcaptor Sakura: She said it tasted horrible
Me: did she choke it tasted so bad?
Cardcaptor Sakura: nah

Orez: 10 BUCKS SAYS AUSTIN EATS BABIES IN 10 YEARS
Sakura Chan: so do i, but i at least try to retain it

Celipink: *bleep*
Celipink: MY THING DOESNT WORK ANYMORE

Me: Why do you have to call Codad?
Celipink: because thats when he mastrubates

Child of Death and D: i'm glad i suck cocks for crack money
Child of Death and D:*bleep*ers

Quierta: too bad you're not a girl
Quierta: braces improve your sucking skills by 150%

orez: i tried to feed my great aunt's cat
orez: dirt
orez: because i thought they ate dirt...

Celipink: WHY WONT NO ONE SLEEP WITH ME!?

Quierta: HAHAH XD
Quierta: wait what'd he just say
Quierta: i was thinking of Austin's boner D;

Samus: Rick killed my chickens and shagged my girlfriend >______>

Orez: yeah and im trying to feed them to austin
Orez: so he craps dildos

orez: im fine with my small penis, thank you

Me: maybe you arent a lesbo
Samus: NO >____>

orez: what if austin did get a boner
Celipink: thats *bleep*ING SEXY

Zarathustra: There once was a ranga named Potsy
Who was working with fire and forgot-sy
That if he's near a flame
And too close he came
Then it's likely to hurt him a lot-sy

In completely unrelated news, I set my hair on fire at work today.

Orez: Always wanted to wear a horse

Child of Death and D: it's evil
Child of Death and D: what the *bleep*
Child of Death and D: do you THINK
Child of Death and D: that IMPLIES

ViperSean: I *bleep* cars.

CardCaptor Sakura: ...made my bed sticky
CardCaptor Sakura: it also
CardCaptor Sakura: got on some of my hair

orez: michael saying that just reminded me
orez: of dicks


The list is ever growing. It's small now, but whatever.
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