The Darkest Shadow

About The Darkest Shadow

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Timezone: GMT+1 (May 29th - 05:13pm)
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Gender: Male
Age: 19
Location: Gwent, Wales Wales UK
Occupation: Student/Freelance Writer
Email: akataras@live.co.uk
MSN: the_darkest_shadow@hotmail.co.uk
Yahoo: Akataras14@yahoo.com
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PSN ID: Akataras13
  • Interests
    I'm a writer, mainly a poet but I dabble into fiction from time to time. My muse is a fickle beast however and likes to run screaming whenever I try bleeding her.

    ...the bitch.

    As a consequence I can't pass up a good book, for example any of Tolkien's works or the superb A Song of Ice and Fire series. So long as it's fantasy, or it has a dragon in it, I'll read it. I'm kind of obsessed with them., more than just a bit. Ever so slightly.

    *Eye twitches*

    Dragons. :3

    (The below is old, needs updating)
    My favourite game type is an RPG, Final Fantasy, Elder Scrolls and Fallout, though I do enjoy a good FPS (Resistance mainly).
    Though any game that gives me freedom, customisation, stylish combat or a great story will immediately capture my interest, for example GTA or Elder Scrolls.

    One game series has set itself in my heart though, and that's Drakengard, it has everything I want in a game and more, even for all it's flaws I still come back to it at some point.

    Favourite games: Dragon Age Origins, GTA, MGS, Final Fantasy, Fallout 3, Elder Scrolls IV, Devil May Cry, God of War, Resistance, LBP, Anything with Spyro in it (:3 oh please I'm obsessed with dragons, what did you expect), Drakengard, Primal, Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Prince of Persia 1 - 4, Tomb Raider, Okami, Sonic, Destroy all Humans and Bioshock.

    I like anime and manga but I can only seem to like one of each at a time, at the moment I'm enjoying Death Note and Wolf's Rain.

    As for TV shows: Family Guy, Futurama, Heroes, Mock the Week and QI.

    Movies: Batman the Dark Knight, Dragonheart (^,=,^)
  • Biography
    Where to begin? Well I enjoy gaming, reading and writing (NERD! T_T) I'm also incredibly cynical and sarcastic with a healthy dose of psychotic tendencies to top off my personality. I may seem like a twat at times but that's only if you don't know me, I'm really a nice guy...sometimes...I hope. (Awkward silence) To top off my already horrendous personality I even have a violent mentality (to make my world full of rainbows and unicorns). >_>

    Between all the rage, pessimism, cynicism, psychosis and general hatred (plus my hobby of making children cry by looking at them. o.O ...it's a long story... >_>) I still find time to be a writer and (and once I finally get off my lazy ass and upload the bloody things) a games reviewer in my spare time. Finally I have a great sense of humour...on a good day...
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    I don't have many good days. =P

    My sense of humour tends to be pretty dark, well imagine throwing a dead baby down a mineshaft while cackling like a maniac and you'll get the idea.

    Yes I am a terrible person. No I don't care and of course I'd never hurt a baby...well maybe a few...the one's that annoy me...so...all of them I guess. But I'd never hurt a puppy so I'm not all bad right? :D
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    Right? T_T

    Getting back onto what I like to call my 'stab-happy' sense of humour, I will laugh at any joke about any event and anyone if I think it isn't too soon. Everything thing I say that isn't immediately sincere should be taken with a grain of salt, preferably crammed into your eye socket and sprinkled with lemon. When you're done screaming, then you can rage at me for being who I am.

    My sarcastic comments never have any malice behind them, no matter what I'm joking about. Hence them being sarcastic and joking.

    Kind of comes with the territory.
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