Mister MacPhisto Slacker
Oct 12, 07 7:50pm
Some Boondcoks goodness to liven your day. Enjoy!

Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin Rummy: Yeah we was in Iraq.
Riley: What did you do?
Gin Rummy: We was looking for weapons of mass destruction.
Riley: ....Did you ever find them?
Gin Rummy: You know goddamn well we ain't find 'em. What are you some kinda POLITICAL HUMORIST?! You GARRY TRUDEAU up in dis bitch?!?!
Ed III: I was lookin' for bitches but they had that carpet shit all over them and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was the eyes and that wasn't enough for me, cause you know shit I'm lookin' at the eyes, the eyes be pretty and I take the carpet off and then I got a tragedy.
Gin Rummy: Well nah we ain't find 'em. but I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak english in "What"?
Riley: What?
Riley: Yeah
Gin Rummy: So you understand the words I'm sayin' to you.
Riley: Yeah
Gin Rummy: Well what I'm sayin' is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns but there's also unknown unknowns. Things we don't know that we don't know.
Riley: What?
marioandluigi Slacker
Mar 20, 07 10:43pm
Sup man,I never signed your guestbook,which was weird,anyways...i saw you around (didnt see mastermind,oh well) and decided i'd come sign this thing. Wish you were still the loungin' mod,anyways...

Kentucky Fried Rat Slacker
Mar 20, 07 12:36am

bask in the glory of my awesome stamp, then return the favor
Sungod Okami Slacker
Mar 17, 07 4:00am

Hey! I've seen you around, and I want to be Neofriends. Please stamp back and add me to your Neofriends list. Much appreciated!
Sereph Slacker
Feb 21, 07 3:34am
I thought I'd sign your guestbook because I just remembered that post you made in the "How much do you tip" thread about the horrors that we waiters can visit upon our asshole customers. That "balls in the beer" post really made me laugh, though I personally like to use my laxative trick.
0Zero0 Slacker
Jan 14, 07 4:56am

xI will keep signing until I get animegirl's love!x
K1 Kool Fresh Slacker
Feb 17, 06 11:24pm

Akiva Slacker
Jan 24, 06 2:45am
"H-Man's coming for you, do YOU have a card?"

-Proud slave of H-man who is teh 1337est master.
He is nice, charming, sexy, hot, groundbreaking, revolutionary, awesome, spectacular, great, super, fantastic, fabolous, mighty, and friendly.
DragoniteBallZ Slacker
Jan 20, 06 2:28pm
LOLz OMG! <-say that out loud in real life and you're officially a douchebag! ;P

*bleep* you for stealing Vito from me. You shall be Spirit Banned for life!!!!!
lollipopz Slacker
Jan 15, 06 9:23pm

Hello. =3

January 8th, 2006: ! Today was the day that I FINALLY found out that gorgeous Deathy had won me, and that I was the most expensive slave in the auction, maybe in female neoseeker history! It was so great, all of my dreams came true when i found out.

January 9th, 2006: Today I updated (and it looks much MUCH better) my neohome in dedication of wonderful Deathy. Yay! Now I can show everyone how much I love him. I also made a photo for him, which i put in the neophoto-album.

January 10th 2005: Done more to my neohome now!! Looks much much more prettier now, almost like Deathy himself! Of course, nothing compares to him DEATHY RULES!!!!

January 11th - OMG!! GO TO MY NEOHOME!!! *lovelovelovelove* ^w^ I'm sad now because its like, almost halfway through the week and then I will no longer be a slave for him. My life will be over. I'm planning on commiting suicide. Anyway I shouldn't be worrying about that yet.

January 12th - omg Deathy is so hawt that i fought for him. Well not litrally fought, just missed Yunalookalikes PATHETIC ATTEMPT to prove that Summoner Supreme is better than Deathy. It hurts just even saying that. HOW COULD SHE?!? Deathy is king of all. May she rot in summoner supreme-loving hell. ;_;

January 13th - zOMG! FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!!!!!!! But its okay because I had Deathy around to protect me from any scary monsters e.g. U_Turn, so it was all good ^^ Anyway, I meant to put this in a few days ago, but was too busy thinking of Deathy to put it in. I been trying to spread the love for Deathy around. I HAVE ONE PIECE OF FAN ART! >> http://img436.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolol9wl.jpg << By Shattered Silence. Just send me a PM anytime to send me more fan art, cuz I know how you all love him secretly! ^w^ <3

January 14th - Deathy was scarily nice to me today. Which shows how he is the greatest person on neoseeker EVER!! Other Than Crazy Daisy of course. =3 I heart him. And he is better than Slacker.

January 15th - I AM FREE TODAY SOMETIME! *cough* But thats not a good thing of course. >_>' In my heart, I know that I will love Deathy forever and always, and will cherise this last day together. ;_;

P.S. Don't eat me please.
Vito Slacker
Jan 13, 06 8:13am

haha have a great year.... and stuff.... well this sucks that you need a certain amount of letters...
Hank228 Slacker
Jan 09, 06 4:47am

Ben85 Slacker
Nov 19, 05 8:42pm

Time to get past this 125 character limit...

Yeah you've been stamped by me, good ain't it?
The Shape Slacker
Oct 16, 05 11:31pm
You've been making some good posts in loungin' so I decided to sign this. I don't have a suitable stamp right now, but that'll save people time when loading the page (I'm always thinking of others, see).

See you around.
Nickle_Back Slacker
Jul 01, 05 11:44am
Just thought i'd sign your guestbook,idk how to do all that stampin stuff but its cool to write anyway.Well maybe see ya in the Forza forum sometime or maybe race ya in the tournaments.
obliteration Slacker
Jun 28, 05 9:55pm
nothing to do so i signed your g-book:P
Bubbster Slacker
Jun 13, 05 8:20am
Its me Scorch from XBX Live. Just thought i'd sign, so peace.

Pyroguy Slacker
May 05, 05 12:21am
I'd like to formally apologize for those previous signgings. Heh. What's up man, how ya been? You should be on both Neo and Xbox LIVE! more often so you can help me mod and so we can own people in the new double team playlist in Halo 2. We have got to do that sometime, we would *bleep*ing own.
JaktheRipper Slacker
Apr 12, 05 2:28am
you have the most awesometasticerrificabulousotronic bannermijigger OF ALL TIME!!!!! LONG LIVE WORT!WORT!WORT!...............YIPEE
Dark Spectre Slacker
Apr 07, 05 11:03pm
I've seen you around some forums so I thought I'd do the decent thing and sign your guestbook! Hopefully now you'll sign back. Anyway, in closing, you have been...

(The stamp may kinda suck but still it's better than nothing)
kin jazama Slacker
Apr 01, 05 11:54pm

Hello, and welcome to, WHO WANTS TO BANG A MEELEEYUNAYAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't mind me, I'm bored outta my mind.
tom111 Slacker
Mar 19, 05 9:22pm

I hope you have the perfect Easter

With lots of wonderful choclate eggs

Theres also religion involved so don't get greedy

And again don't forget to enjoy it.
Try to go easy on the choclate eggs.
And while your at it spread the happyness
Stampped by the one and only
Kafani Slacker
Feb 22, 05 7:13am
yeah, you think you're all cool siding with FiF all the time. I got news for you buster, you can suck my *bleep*.

Spectator Slacker
Feb 21, 05 2:05am

TheLord968 Slacker
Feb 20, 05 7:45am

I don't even know if there is a waffle day,
And there probably isn't,
But I feel like going on a spree,
And I need a reason..
Don't I?

My Best Friend and Yours,