Some Boondcoks goodness to liven your day. Enjoy!

Riley: So y'all was in Iraq together?
Gin Rummy: Yeah we was in Iraq.
Riley: What did you do?
Gin Rummy: We was looking for weapons of mass destruction.
Riley: ....Did you ever find them?
Gin Rummy: You know goddamn well we ain't find 'em. What are you some kinda POLITICAL HUMORIST?! You GARRY TRUDEAU up in dis bitch?!?!
Ed III: I was lookin' for bitches but they had that carpet shit all over them and I couldn't see what they look like. All that was really exposed was the eyes and that wasn't enough for me, cause you know shit I'm lookin' at the eyes, the eyes be pretty and I take the carpet off and then I got a tragedy.
Gin Rummy: Well nah we ain't find 'em. but I always say the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: Simply because you don't have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that something doesn't exist.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: What country you from?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: "What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak english in "What"?
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: ENGLISH, MUTHA*bleep*ER!! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Riley: Yeah
Gin Rummy: So you understand the words I'm sayin' to you.
Riley: Yeah
Gin Rummy: Well what I'm sayin' is that there are known knowns and that there are known unknowns but there's also unknown unknowns. Things we don't know that we don't know.
Riley: What?
Gin Rummy: SAY WHAT AGAIN! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHA*bleep*ER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME!
Sup man,I never signed your guestbook,which was weird,anyways...i saw you around (didnt see mastermind,oh well) and decided i'd come sign this thing. Wish you were still the loungin' mod,anyways...




bask in the glory of my awesome stamp, then return the favor


Hey! I've seen you around, and I want to be Neofriends. Please stamp back and add me to your Neofriends list. Much appreciated!
I thought I'd sign your guestbook because I just remembered that post you made in the "How much do you tip" thread about the horrors that we waiters can visit upon our asshole customers. That "balls in the beer" post really made me laugh, though I personally like to use my laxative trick.

xI will keep signing until I get animegirl's love!x



``~~~22 D.O.D B/K SOUTHSIDE QUEENZ~~~``
"H-Man's coming for you, do YOU have a card?"

-Proud slave of H-man who is teh 1337est master.
He is nice, charming, sexy, hot, groundbreaking, revolutionary, awesome, spectacular, great, super, fantastic, fabolous, mighty, and friendly.
LOLz OMG! <-say that out loud in real life and you're officially a douchebag! ;P

*bleep* you for stealing Vito from me. You shall be Spirit Banned for life!!!!!


Hello. =3

January 8th, 2006: ! Today was the day that I FINALLY found out that gorgeous Deathy had won me, and that I was the most expensive slave in the auction, maybe in female neoseeker history! It was so great, all of my dreams came true when i found out.

January 9th, 2006: Today I updated (and it looks much MUCH better) my neohome in dedication of wonderful Deathy. Yay! Now I can show everyone how much I love him. I also made a photo for him, which i put in the neophoto-album.

January 10th 2005: Done more to my neohome now!! Looks much much more prettier now, almost like Deathy himself! Of course, nothing compares to him DEATHY RULES!!!!

January 11th - OMG!! GO TO MY NEOHOME!!! *lovelovelovelove* ^w^ I'm sad now because its like, almost halfway through the week and then I will no longer be a slave for him. My life will be over. I'm planning on commiting suicide. Anyway I shouldn't be worrying about that yet.

January 12th - omg Deathy is so hawt that i fought for him. Well not litrally fought, just missed Yunalookalikes PATHETIC ATTEMPT to prove that Summoner Supreme is better than Deathy. It hurts just even saying that. HOW COULD SHE?!? Deathy is king of all. May she rot in summoner supreme-loving hell. ;_;

January 13th - zOMG! FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH!!!!!!!!! But its okay because I had Deathy around to protect me from any scary monsters e.g. U_Turn, so it was all good ^^ Anyway, I meant to put this in a few days ago, but was too busy thinking of Deathy to put it in. I been trying to spread the love for Deathy around. I HAVE ONE PIECE OF FAN ART! >> http://img436.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolol9wl.jpg << By Shattered Silence. Just send me a PM anytime to send me more fan art, cuz I know how you all love him secretly! ^w^ <3

January 14th - Deathy was scarily nice to me today. Which shows how he is the greatest person on neoseeker EVER!! Other Than Crazy Daisy of course. =3 I heart him. And he is better than Slacker.

January 15th - I AM FREE TODAY SOMETIME! *cough* But thats not a good thing of course. >_>' In my heart, I know that I will love Deathy forever and always, and will cherise this last day together. ;_;


P.S. Don't eat me please.

haha have a great year.... and stuff.... well this sucks that you need a certain amount of letters...


You
Only
Wish
You
Were
Signed
By


Time to get past this 125 character limit...

Yeah you've been stamped by me, good ain't it?
You've been making some good posts in loungin' so I decided to sign this. I don't have a suitable stamp right now, but that'll save people time when loading the page (I'm always thinking of others, see).

See you around.
Just thought i'd sign your guestbook,idk how to do all that stampin stuff but its cool to write anyway.Well maybe see ya in the Forza forum sometime or maybe race ya in the tournaments.
nothing to do so i signed your g-book:P
Its me Scorch from XBX Live. Just thought i'd sign, so peace.

I'd like to formally apologize for those previous signgings. Heh. What's up man, how ya been? You should be on both Neo and Xbox LIVE! more often so you can help me mod and so we can own people in the new double team playlist in Halo 2. We have got to do that sometime, we would *bleep*ing own.
you have the most awesometasticerrificabulousotronic bannermijigger OF ALL TIME!!!!! LONG LIVE WORT!WORT!WORT!...............YIPEE
I've seen you around some forums so I thought I'd do the decent thing and sign your guestbook! Hopefully now you'll sign back. Anyway, in closing, you have been...



(The stamp may kinda suck but still it's better than nothing)



Hello, and welcome to, WHO WANTS TO BANG A MEELEEYUNAYAH!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't mind me, I'm bored outta my mind.

I hope you have the perfect Easter

With lots of wonderful choclate eggs

Theres also religion involved so don't get greedy

And again don't forget to enjoy it.
Try to go easy on the choclate eggs.
And while your at it spread the happyness
Stampped by the one and only
Tom111
yeah, you think you're all cool siding with FiF all the time. I got news for you buster, you can suck my *bleep*.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Gamertag-XxKINIKxX


YAYAYAY HAPPY WAFFLE DAY!!
I don't even know if there is a waffle day,
And there probably isn't,
But I feel like going on a spree,
And I need a reason..
Don't I?



My Best Friend and Yours,
Justin

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