Slacker

Sleeping, eating, drinkin' beer and personifying my name.

Notable quotes:

"Everything Americans think they know, they learned from a televised morality play. It's all theater. You root for some good guy and boo some bad guy. You pick your own, but you dance to the tune of the men running the show. It's mind control, pure and simple, and if there is an American immune to it, then he is probably living in a snow cave somewhere in Alaska."
— Gypsy Joe Hess (1919-1988)

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~~Benjamin Franklin~~

"A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole."
~~Frank Zappa~~

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age. "
~~Wooderson~~

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

"Ignorance is a steep hill with perilous rocks at the bottom."
~~Mulay Ahmed Muhamed Raisuli the Magnificent, sherif of the Riffian Berbers~~

"Halo 2 is a lot like Halo 1, only it's Halo 1 on fire, going 130 miles per hour through a hospital zone, being chased by helicopters and ninjas ... And, the ninjas are all on fire, too"
~~Jason Jones
Bungie Studios~~

"I KYO YOU *bleep*"

"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti."
~~McManus Family Prayer~~

"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
~~Ernest Hemingway~~

A Good Friend is the one who will come to bail you out of jail in the middle of the night... But a Best Friend is the one standing right beside you saying "Man that was F'n Awesome!"

"And Thy Living Angelus created the One Cloaked in White in His own image, and it was good." -Slackesis 25:17-

"The grass is always greener on the other side:

If the grass is greener on the other side, then the guy with the greener grass doesn't think your grass is greener now does he, asshole? The message that this proverb is trying to stumble through is that everything always looks more attractive when you don't have it. I'm sure there are millionaires crying themselves to sleep every night because they don't live in a trailer park. Just face it: sometimes nobody envies you. There has to be a bottom and that bottom is probably you."
~~Maddox~~

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most..."
~~Ozzy Osbourne~~

WORT WORT WORT

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and my God have mercy on your soul."

"Shut up VeGiTAX2, I don't want demote. Soon in year, You will demote."
~~Kevin26~~

"Annual drug deaths: tobacco: 395,000, alcohol: 125,000; 'legal drugs': 38,000, illegal drug overdoses: 5,200, marijuana, 0. Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war?"
~~William A. Turnbow~~

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
~~Jules~~

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"Women are like Voltron. The more you hook up, the better it gets."
~~Tucker~~

"The Story of GWAR.

The Legend of GWAR began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master, GWAR was imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, GWAR began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until that wild gig in Atlantis, when it was decided that GWAR should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from screwing up Earth any further.

Several thousand years later GWAR were stumbled upon and awakened by, Sleazy P. Martini, a known pimp, pusher, pornographer, and record executive for Capitalist Records, accidentally stumbled into GWAR's Antarctic tomb and woke them. He took them to New York, gave them electric guitars, and began to market them as his latest Rock-n-Roll sensation. Some of GWAR's adventures are chronicled in their albums, comics, and videos, but there are still plenty of GWAR stories waiting to be told.

Now the only way to truly validate your life before death is to join the masses of "lowly zit-ridden scum of outcast prepubescence" when GWAR comes to ravish and bloody your mutant town."

"I rule."
~~Slacker~~

"I'd rather have a German division in front of me than a French division behind me!"
~~General George S. Patton~~

Ah buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...

"It is said the faculties we have are few, and those designed by nature for the support and pleasure of life, and not to penetrate into the inward essence and constitution of things... But, perhaps, we may be too partial to ourselves in placing the fault originally in our faculties, and not rather in the wrong use we make of them... Upon the whole, I am inclined to think that the far greater part, if not all, of those difficulties which have hitherto amused philosophers, and blocked up the way to knowledge, are entirely owing to ourselves.

We have first raised a dust, and then complain we cannot see..."








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