All right, because I feel like it, I will be listing the various nicknames I have acquired on this site:

Skaterstar
Skater
Star
Sk8er*
57
SkaterBABE57 (From Daves-bro. <3)
Skater-sis
Starry-sis
Icy-sis (From Toni. <3)
Pink-sis
Sis
Skates (From ZL. <3)
Skaty (From TDL. <3)
SS57
SS
Lawrel (Given by Brad when I'm makin' laws.)
Loverel (Given by Ice. <3)
L
Angel
Druggy Angel (Mind you, this was given to me because I took two Advil pills. :P)
Miss Star
Miss Laurel (From Brad. <3)
Miss Chokes on Air
Crazy Lady
Silly goose (From Ranger 1. <3)
Silly weasel (From Silly goose himself--Justin.)

Surely there are more, but I can't think of them. ~_~

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Eureka's ultimate plan:

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1. Visit Laurel.
2. Charm her.
3. Use charm to get her to go out on a date with me.
4. Ger her really drunk.
5. Take advantage of drunkness, and BANG HER BRAINS OUT.
Success!

Bonus: Succeed in getting her Neoseeker password too.

It would never work, BTW. :thick:

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Random conversations:

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{.:Laurel:.} says: Haha. No kidding. Hey, you know how I told you I was short? Well, I used to be 5'2 1/2... I shrunk.
eRiN says: Did you just measure yourself? XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: No, no. XD I've known this for about a year. >.>
{.:Laurel:.} says: And I drink milk, I tell you--so calcium is no help. (H)
{.:Laurel:.} says: It's all lies!
{.:Laurel:.} says: LIES, I TELL YOU, LIES!
eRiN says: Oh my snap! My entire life has been a lie! *cries*
{.:Laurel:.} says: Yes, all lies. <:o) Even this smiley is lying! :-o
eRiN says: Wha... what?! Smileys never lie! It's the beginning of the end of the world. Omg save yourself! {.:Laurel:.} says: *Hides under the couch* Yes! Run!
eRiN says: I shall hide in a big furry coat in case the end is cold. <3
{.:Laurel:.} says: Oh, good idea, good idea. :O
eRiN says: Oh no! *gasp* What if it disintigrates?!
{.:Laurel:.} says: Oh noes! I never thought of that! What...what shall we do?! :|
eRiN says: We could go live on Mars!
{.:Laurel:.} says: Oh my gosh, perfect!

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I am Sofa King Wee Todded says: You're no fun, this silence is making things awkward like I'm being serious XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: Sorry...I'm spacing out again. XD
I am Sofa King Wee Todded says: Have you been on the water? :O
{.:Laurel:.} says: (11:10:54 PM)Mmm...maybe. :O
I am Sofa King Wee Todded says: Bad Laurel! I thought you kicked that stuff, do you need to go to rehab? XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: I may need to go to water rehab after all. XD
I am Sofa King Wee Todded says: At this point seems to be the only chance you have of going cold turkey XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: I know. Water is just so...addicting. =O
I am Sofa King Wee Todded says:They all are Laurel, they all are, but you still must stop this addiction.
{.:Laurel:.} says: But I like water. :'(
(I am Sofa King Wee Todded says: OMG, it's even coming out of your eyes, I think you're ODing :O

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{.:Laurel:.} says: You get her room? =O Hah, when my sister moves away (which I keep telling her NOT to do) she said I could have her room--and her room is freakin' huge. XD
Brad says: Yea that is the same with my sisters room. It's a lot bigger than mine and I want it. :D You could move in to. XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: I want hers, too. XD Heh, well, maybe I'd rather move into your new room. XD
BradleyktheDJ says: Well you can just move into the same room. XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: Heh, I'd like to do that. XD
Brad says: yea so would I. We'd like play games all night. XD
{.:Laurel:.}says: Play games all night? XD Sounds awesome.
Brad says: So you want to play sex games all night? All right! XD JK
{.:Laurel:.} says: I meant video games, you idiot! :P
Bradl says: Yea so was I. :P
{.:Laurel:.} says: Yeah, well, you better have meant that. XD
Brad says: Maybe I meant both. XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: You can't have meant both! :O
Brad says: Oh but I could! :O
{.:Laurel:.} says: No, you couldn't! :O
Brad says: Yes I could! :O
{.:Laurel:.} says: And I shall say it again, no! =O
Bradl says: Just a little?
{.:Laurel:.} says: Oh, fine, I give in. You sure are persistent. :P
{.:Laurel:.} says: BRB.
Brad says: yay!
Brad says: NOOOOOOOO
Brad says: *is killing me waiting for you to come back*
{.:Laurel:.} says: I'm back. XD
Brad says: Yay! *Tackles*
{.:Laurel:.} says: Don't tackle me! :O
Brad says: Yea but I missed you!
{.:Laurel:.} says: Oh, all right then. =)
Brad says: You'd do the same!
{.:Laurel:.} says: Yeah, I probably would. XD
Brad says: But I don't think I would go down. XD
{.:Laurel:.}says: Bah, don't be mean! Of course you would go down! XD
Brad says: I'd go down just so you feel like you could do it. XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: Now that's even worse. :P
Brad says: How is that worse? You wouldn't know! XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: Because it is! :P Of course I'd know! =O
Bradl says: How is it worse??? >< And how would you know?
{.:Laurel:.} says: I...have no idea. XD All right, it's not worse. Heh, I'm kinda spacing out here. I don't even know what I'm typing. XD
Bradl says: That's probably because your tired. :P
{.:Laurel:.} says: I'm not tired! I swear. XD I space out all the time. O_O Heh, and then people think I'm staring at them--but I'm really just staring off into space! Anyway, I already told you I'd go to bed earlier! =O
Brad says: Are you spacing off or you looking at my six pack? XD  Yea I know you did. But 3am is still not early. >_>
{.:Laurel:.} says: Am I really staring at that? :O Heh, but it's earlier for me. Since I already take forever to fall asleep, it's worse if I go to bed earlier, so it has to be a gradual change.
Bradl says: I don't know are you? :O yea I guess it is a step up for you. Maybe by the time you actually fall asleep it will be 3:30. :P
{.:Laurel:.} says: Maybe I am. XD Heh, yeah, that would be a good thing. :P
Brad says: I think you are. The smile says all. XD And yes it would be a good thing.
{.:Laurel:.} says: All right, all right, you caught me. :P
Brad says: I knew I would catch ya. :P Pretty good eh?
{.:Laurel:.} says: Well, you seem to always know these things. XD Yeah, yeah, good. =D
Bradl says: Yea I learn from many experiences. past experiences. Good.
{.:Laurel:.} says: I never learn from past experiences. =O

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{.:Laurel:.} says: Ohhh. I keep yawning. >_>
Shadow993 says: Really? Any reason?
{.:Laurel:.} says: Not really...seeing as I continued to yawn even as I was totally hyper at skating today. *Shrugs* But gosh, it was amazing at skating today. I fell, though...but none of my falls hurt. =D
Shadow993 says: You're used to it
{.:Laurel:.} says: Nah, but they were 'okay' falls. I even laughed once--and that was when I fell in the splits. After a moment, my friend was just like, "Oh, Laurel, get up already." XD
Shadow993 says: Ouch
Shadow993 says: See, that would pretty much kill me
{.:Laurel:.} says: Yeah, well, it's okay for me, I can do them...except the middle one. I pretty much died when I accidentally fell down like that doing a spin. I flew up in the air and landed like that. o_O
Shadow993 says: lol, wow
{.:Laurel:.} Yes, it was awful. I wasn't even TRYING to do a flying spin then. 8-) I'm beginning to think I hit a bump on the ice.
Shadow993 says: The ice is a lie
{.:Laurel:.} says: ZOMG, no?! :O
Shadow993 says: Yes, lol
{.:Laurel:.} Oh my gosh, I have been skating on ice that lies for years now. T_T
Shadow993 says: lol, *hugs* I love you
{.:Laurel:.} says: *Hugs back* I love you, too. <3 (Originally typed 4 instead of 3. 8-))
Shadow993 says: XD You always make me laugh
{.:Laurel:.} says: I do? Wow. XD
Shadow993 says: It is the craziness

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Malik says: dude
Malik says: why'd you quit skating
Malik says: your email and neo username have no meaning now
{.:Laurel:.} says: Hey, I still skate, man! But I haven't gone since January. =O BUT, soon, I plan to skate once a week! I quit last summer, actually. Eh, quit because my body's all screwed up, really. Like...I have a bad back, my bones pop all the time, and my knees swell up STILL, after that fall that put me on crutches. The doctor always ignores me whenever I say anything about it. >.>
Malik says: dude
Malik says: did your body become that bad because of all the skating you did?
{.:Laurel:.} says: Yeah, pretty much. >> I mean...if you fall so much, trying to do really hard jumps and spins, you're bound to get pretty hurt. But, I still love skating, I just wish I didn't get hurt. I mean, doing double/triple jumps in the air at high speed, and then crashing down on hard ice? Yeah.
{.:Laurel:.} says: It hurts.
Malik says: XD thats terrible!
Malik says: skating, which you love, ends up hurting you, so you can no longer skate....
Malik says: how
Malik says: tragic
Malik says: (sob)

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Malik says: LAUREL CEREAL :3
{.:Laurel:.} says: Laurel cereal? =O
Malik says: Laurel Cereal!
Malik says: I'm eating some Laureal Cereal right now
Malik says: It's got these bruised up Laureal face shaped things
Malik says: and its got bicycle shaped stufff too
Malik says: and tom and jerry shirts!
Malik says: *Laurel
{.:Laurel:.} says:ZOMG, no way?! =O
Malik says: Laureal..almost like that skin care product thing..
Malik says: or is it shampoo.
Malik says: I forget
Malik says: LOL SILLY ME
{.:Laurel:.} says: Uh...I think it's shampoo. XD Loreal or something. XD
Malik says: Loreal
Malik says: !
Malik says: YES
Malik says: Good job!

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Ranger 1 says: Ah, my computer is going to hibernate!
{.:Laurel:.} says: Hibernate? Oh noes! D:
Ranger 1 says: Indeed.
{.:Laurel:.} says: How long would it hibernate for? =O
Ranger 1 says: I dunno.
Ranger 1 says: Till I get the power cord plugged in.
{.:Laurel:.} says: Then you must go get it!
{.:Laurel:.} says:NOW!
{.:Laurel:.} says: =O
Ranger 1 says: I have it..
Ranger 1 says: I am waiting for the battery to run out.
Ranger 1 says: Because you're supposed to.
{.:Laurel:.} You are? =O No way!
Ranger 1 says: Yup.
{.:Laurel:.} says: Who would have ever thought of such a thing? =O
Ranger 1 says: The manual.
{.:Laurel:.} says: I don't believe it.
Ranger 1 says: Believe it!
{.:Laurel:.} says: I won't!
Ranger 1 says: I'll poke you!
{.:Laurel:.} says: No! =O
Ranger 1 says: Believe it!
{.:Laurel:.} says: I refuse to!
Ranger 1 says: I'll do it!
{.:Laurel:.} says: You will not!
Ranger 1 says: Oh, trust me...
{.:Laurel:.} says: I don't trust you. =O
Ranger 1 says: *pokes*
{.:Laurel:.} says: *Dies*
Ranger 1 says: Lol.
{.:Laurel:.} says: I'll haunt you for this.
Ranger 1 says: XD
{.:Laurel:.} says: I'm serious! =O
Ranger 1 says: Bah.
{.:Laurel:.} says: I will.

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