seeks filthy whore. Happy belated 20th, Natters. I'll be seeing you in a few weeks, snooks.


At first I wasn't going to write anything, but then I remembered that:



Just wanted to tell you that now that you're 20, I'd totally verb your noun.


As always,
Tonester


So like a lately I've been thinking about you, and my feelings are like mega hard to suppress. I can't hold them within this sexy exterior any more, I must let you know how I feel!

Remember when we first met? It was a cold night and you were sat alone, apparently you were waiting for a date that didn't show up, I don't know, I was barely listening. I was captivated by you, I couldn't concentrate worth a damn. As I asked you if you were all right, you said "yes" and you had this cute little nervous smile. Well, that was like the lasso that roped me in. You were cold, and I wrapped my jacket around you and held you close, I knew it was wrong of me to do as I'd just met you, but I couldn't help myself. You didn't stop me, so I just held you there as we waited - me, I had no other plans. I told you I was waiting for friends but in fact I was heading home to bed because I had to get up early, but you were worth the sleep in.

I felt myself melt into you, it was a strange sensation. Like my chest was just sinking into your back and shoulder blades. I could feel your heart beat and I'm sure you could feel the thrashing of mine. Nothing happened that night, it was all innocent, and when the guy didn't show, I walked you home and you offered me your number. I tried my best to act cool about it, but your smile suggested you knew how much it meant to me. You could see it in my face just how much I adored you. And I swear for a second, when you were stood under that light, you looked just like an angel, and I've had that image of you embedded in my mind ever since.

Things didn't go to plan as we would have hoped though, I had to move away and it just became too difficult to love each other. I don't think it was anything to do with falling out of love, I think the feelings were just so intense that it broke our hearts to think that we weren't together, physically. We tried our best to keep the flame alive, but I guess sometimes there's a time and place for love and that was just a bad time for it to happen.

I've thought about you every day since. I stare up at the sun every morning and think to myself "One day I shall pluck you from the sky and provide my angel with her own orange orb to treasure". I'm still figuring out ways in which I can do that and you know that once I achieve it, you'll wake up to find bright orange rays at your doorstep and a card that expresses my love. The name will be anonymous , but deep down you'll know it's from me. I'd provide for you the universe if you'd only stick around long enough.


Yours for all Eternity,

Anonymous
Hello I have something to say.
Remember me? We met the other day.
Anyway, I think that you're really great.

You are better than butter on bread.
If you were a sweater I'd wear you on my head. Why is butter so good on bread? It's you. Hahah, I'm sorry.

Just tried to let you know that I love you so.
And now I'll let you go.
Just called to say hello, and that I love you so.

So I guess you're probably busy and things. Doin' your hair, or whatever you're doing that's so cool. You're the best, just wanted to say you knock me out.
So get back to whatever it is your doin' that's so cool. I'll get back to kicking rocks down by the highschool.
Anyway...uhh. My numbers 22762.
Call me back if you want to.
I posted that one up because I thought it would get the least comparisons to RVP

Hello by the way, I'm Rob - if you hadn't worked that out


“I like parties, but I don’t like piñatas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass. What I’m trying to say is, don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.”

“I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word ‘fortnight.’”

“I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital.’”


Yeah, I think this means I miss you loads, studmuffin. ♥

To Do List Before the End of '09:
  • Write your belated birthday entry
    • I did call you, but it's not the same thing.
  • Catch up with you and go back to talking on a daily basis.
  • Be a creeperstalker and come visit you.
  • Not fail out of college.
Hope you're having oodles and oodles of fun with your official job-ness and school-ness and all.

PS! I have a piercing at the top of my right ear and it's pretty damn badass.



-Love always, your partner in crime,
Toni


Happy birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Whoopdeedoo! Whoopdedoo!
Hope your day is pleasant! OPEN UP YOUR PRESENT!
Just for you! Just for you!



Warning: guestbook entry may not contain an actual present.
i hav bn drin kgn uhm i f ink ya hotttt your posrt s nwhere u posted youself cameraing in the mirror was so hot *bleep* i , wanted 2 bang u . n e wya luvyou biex




I love you so much. My this guest book signing be a reminder of our good times?
A signature for my stalker:


UR HOT! I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THAT SINCE I DON'T THINK YOU GET ENOUGH PMs FROM COMPLETE STRANGERS STATING THE SAME THING! IF U POST MORE PICS, I COMPLAMENT U MOR! SO POST MRE PICS, KAY? MY ENGLISH ARE NOT VERY NOT BAD, SORRY!



STOP RE-USING CATHETERS!!!
quote Shana
I just made the background transparent. It's really a shit job, and I did it on Gimp, so I got a shit result.
Oh you used Gimp. I have photobucket. I tried doing the same for my avatar, yet it came out white with a sqaure. Damn I suck.

Also, sorry for responding to this here, my PM sending is having issues, i'm trying to sort it out, but until then, I can't PM anyone.
Shello, I took a gander at your profile just a minute ago and noticed that you have the lyrics to "At the Hop" by Devendra Banhart in your bio. What a wonderful song! I put it on a mix tape for my best friend last year. Looking through the rest of your profile I can definitely say I approve of your taste in music.

Have a nice day,
Dudeguy.
Hey there! I've seen you post a lot lately, though I've never seen you around before XD Thought I'd drop by and stamp ye olde GB.



I need a new stamp, lol. But, this being the first time I've signed your GB I hope you'll forgive me.

So, you're liek really fun to be around, yo.
I was wondering if you wanted to go do immoral things in the woods?

YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE YOU'RE NICE IS THIS NICE AND LONG ENOUGH YET I HOPE SO SORRY YOU DIDN'T GET A MAC PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST PEACE OUT CUB SCOUT CATCH YOU ON THE FLIPSIDE LATERRRRRRR.

Haha


If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you,
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
Occasionally glancing up through the rain.
Wondering which of the buggars to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.


~

You know that I care what happens to you,
And I know that you care for me.
So I don't feel alone,
Or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe
To bury my bone.
And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.

Hey whats up I can't send you a pm...
I'm sorry if I was being uptight about it but whats up I wanted to get to know you and I'm sorry if I was comign on to strong but I think you are a pretty Girl
So can you tell me whats going on and send me a pm because I wanted to be your friend but it seems like you dont want to be my friend thats cool but atleast tell me you dont want to be friends before we start talking because I really wanted to get to know you but whatever I guess thats enough of writting....=[
























































































MERRY CHRISTMAS

I don't know how often you check these or if you do at all, but I just wanted to stop by and wish you a merry Christmas. If you're Christian, that is. If you happen to be Jewish, Muslim, an Atheist, practice a different faith, or are simply a grinch, well, I hope you have happy holidays or, if you'd prefer, I hope you have a satisfactory, non-denominational capitalist wintertime gift-giving season!

Natters, you seriously need to *bleep*ing get on MSN, girl. I miss talking to you! You are by far one of the coolest people I ever met on this site and I've always loved having random conversations with you. I hope you know that you're an incredible person and I wish you the very best in the future. If you're ever on MSN or Neo, drop me a PM and we'll have a kickass conversation like we always do. We can keep up to date with the exciting occurrences of our lives, haha.


Here's a lovely Christmas quote:
"My Husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve he fires one shot and tells the kids that Santa committed suicide." - Phyllis Diller


Best wishes for 2009 and the future years to come!
-Toniiii who looves her Natteh and your socks.

How long has it been Natalie since you've been around? You should stick around a bit more often and come say hello every so often.

It would be nice to see that good old cheeriness around more often.

Cerebral Assassin
I had to sign in under a different account just because I signed your g-bukkkie too many times in a *bleep*ing row. But man, you know what?

If you really have to find a cure for the 125 bullshit thing, you could always just spam shit like this:

+)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +)) +))

or this:

<ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3 <ice3

or you know, stuff like this shit:

:colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d" :colour3d"

Or any number of random things that don't hold any underlying message regardless of whatever kind of tone you come across in.

Ice lurbshcces ya. Forever and always, no matter what I say or how I say it.
You're probably not going to read this for like a whole year, but that's cool.

I love you :]















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You're probably not going to read this for like a whole year, but that's cool.

I love you :]















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Praise be to Quicksilver

Goddess Kali, high and mighty,
Shines great and bright,
bathing us all in a glimmering light.

In comes she,
and out goes I,
screaming with a gracious voice,
'Sing me a song, or else ye shall die!'

And woe is me,
if I do not satisfy,
the elegant beauty,
that is Goddess Kali.

So I shall praise her once,
praise her twice,
praise her with chicken soup and rice.


This signing has been brought to you by Just For Now, adoring slavie of the Goddess Kali, She Who Must Be Obeyed.
Yay, looks like I won you in the auction. Your first duties are PMed to you and I hope you enjoy (If thats the right word ) your week of being my slave.


Bye!
...guestbook.

I like your new picture. Welcome back.
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