Here is my little autobiography. It is very long, so I hope you have at least a good hour or more to read. *note-The reason that I am telling you this is that these events are highly unlikely and highly unbelievable. Whether you believe my story is up to you to decide. One last thing. My autobiography is exclusively to Neoseeker. If you find this anywhere else it is NOT by me, but ripped off by some jerk. If you find this somewhere, PM me with a link to wherever you found it. Only, my PM doesn't work, so if you need to contact me, e-mail me at or The Cracker has been taken down due to renovations. (Also, The Cracker and all characters, with the exceptions of the mentions of video games, are copyright of Nicholas Sven. Enfringement will subject the highest punishment of the law in whatever country you happen to be in.