Shadow of Death's achievements in AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome

I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease 0 comments This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.
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I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me 0 comments Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.
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I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot 0 comments Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.
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I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It 0 comments Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.
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I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music 0 comments Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get...
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I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome 0 comments Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you...
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I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale 0 comments Awarded for completing your 128th jump.
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One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase 0 comments Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70...
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OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo 0 comments Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the...
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The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them 0 comments All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah.
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