Work sucks, pays poorly, but I gotta do it

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Harpie Lady Jun 30, 10
I feel bad for you...

While I sit at home and eat Ritz crackers, you work your ass off...

Whoa! Livin on a prayer!
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Shadow of Death Jun 30, 10
Well, thanks ;; Eh, probably 95% of the working population has a crappy job that doesn't pay well enough for how much it sucks.
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Harpie Lady Jul 3, 10
Maybe a little less then that, but still. ^^
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Shadow of Death Jul 3, 10
Actually, probably not less than that. Really, how often do you hear people saying "I love my job".....Movies, TV shows, and other fictional characters do NOT count XD
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Harpie Lady Jul 24, 10
My dad says that.... my mom (sometimes) says that.... but they also say that their co-workers are total idiots who don't know what they're doing. XD
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Shadow of Death Jul 24, 10
Lucky parents then. What do they do for a living?
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Harpie Lady Dec 17, 10
My mom is a lab tech (SHE POKES PEOPLE WITH A NEEDLE FOR A LIVING!!!! D:) and my dad is a radiologist
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Shadow of Death Dec 18, 10
So they're both in the medical field eh? Are they the sort that tell you all sort of tidbits about anatomy and good health?
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Harpie Lady Jan 10, 11
Nope! I rely on my health teacher to tell me that sh*t..... i already am glad that I'm not a teenage mom....
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Shadow of Death Jan 11, 11
I'm glad your not too >_> I'm sure it's a tough thing to do.
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Harpie Lady Feb 14, 11
you don't know what I've gone through in my life.... it nearly happened, but my strength and wits outsmarted the f*cka! oh, and another thing.... poking people with needles is fun. X3
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Shadow of Death Feb 15, 11
No I don't. And errr, I'm sure there is a story there >_> Lol, you're such a little sadist <3
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Harpie Lady Feb 17, 11
It started, back when I was lured into a sewer drain on a summers day.... I left him crying. I felt good about that. So I started my life as a punk/goth/happy-ish chick.

I might be a little sadist, but I'm your little sadist. <3
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Shadow of Death Feb 17, 11
Someone...lured you into a sewer drain? Well, if you left him crying he probably deserved it, luring you to such a place >_>

Yep <3
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Harpie Lady Feb 17, 11
He deserved it! And, one time, I was watching my little sister and her friends at the playground, and he came up and sat on top of it. They started talking about him, and I said "Don't pay attention to him. He's a bad boy." And he comes down and starts throwing stuff at us. So I put myself between him and the girls and he starts hitting me, and he pulls a chunk of my hair out. But it was worth it to keep my baby sister safe. Anyway, my mom comes around the corner in her car and sees the fight, and I bring her the chunk of hair. She packs up my sis and her friend and me and drives home. She put my hair in a Ziplock bag and reports it to the police. And the dude's been in a mental hospital before. o:o

I rock for that. :3
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Shadow of Death Feb 17, 11
Whoa 0_o Very brave of you there! Maybe carry some pepper spray eh? Mental hospital patient or not, don't let him get a chance to pull any more or your hair out >_<

You rock like a rock concert (of your choice) or something XD
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Harpie Lady Feb 17, 11
I've cut my hair very short (it used to be down to mid back and now it's a bob that doesn't even reach my shoulders). And I'd do it again if it meant protecting someone I loved. He just needs to go back to the asylum from wence he came and die there. Or, at least cure him of his violent and insane nature. At least I have perfect control over mine! 0.0

I rock harder than Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry. :3
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Shadow of Death Feb 17, 11
Good, good. Maintain enough self discipline so you seem like a perfectly non-violent (if slightly weird <3) girl, and then when some idiot decides to mess with you....Slice-dice!

It's a pretty loud song XD
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Harpie Lady Feb 17, 11
I loves being me! Because I own these bitches! xD lol.... :3

But it's gooood.......
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Shadow of Death Feb 17, 11
Lol. They haven't a clue XD

Heh, I'm not faulting your taste in songs or anything XD
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Harpie Lady Feb 17, 11
Until... *pulls out a machine gun* WOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!

I know. I also like "Reach Down" by Scarlet Haze! :3
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Shadow of Death Feb 17, 11
"Say hello to her little friend!" (never actually watched that movie TBH, but everyone knows that line!).

More songs/artists I don't know about XD
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Harpie Lady Feb 17, 11
Yep!

Of course! That's what makes you special! x3
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Shadow of Death Feb 17, 11
*cocks head* Now how does that work? 0_o
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Harpie Lady Feb 17, 11
You don't really listen to a lot of music I know. That's what makes you special. x3 <33333
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Shadow of Death Feb 17, 11
Oh, I see. So the differences interest you eh? Well, that works for me m'dear <3
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Harpie Lady Feb 17, 11
Yep... <333333
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Shadow of Death Feb 17, 11
Refer to my most recent PM for examples of MY taste in music XD
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Harpie Lady Feb 18, 11
lol.... I loves the rock/metal/grunge/punk genres.... I currently have "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm stuck in my head! XD
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Shadow of Death Feb 18, 11
Lol, I'm currently listening to Dead Pool's Bodies track (the "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" track) XD
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Harpie Lady Feb 18, 11
I think I know that one! <33333 If the song I'm thinking of is correct, I love that one! Though "Welcome to the Family" by Avenged Sevenfold is waaaay better. :3
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Shadow of Death Feb 18, 11
I know of the band (Avenged Sevenfold) but never heard their music before, I think.
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Harpie Lady Feb 18, 11
Lyrics (some of em)-

Hey kids! Do I have your attention?
I know the way you've been living
(life so reckless, tragity endless) Welcome to the family
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Shadow of Death Feb 18, 11
I wonder if you'd like Celldweller: Stay with me (Unlikely)? Played that track on Flash Flash Revolution, good stuff.
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Harpie Lady Feb 18, 11
I like "Scream With Me" by Mudvayne. <33333

Stand in the corner and scream with me... A body full of empty, a head that's full of rage....
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Shadow of Death Feb 18, 11
Depressing much? XD
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Harpie Lady Feb 18, 11
Not for me. x3 I listen to those types of songs all the time!

Damn it! Cupcake's not texting back..... :/
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Shadow of Death Feb 19, 11
Autonomous cupcakes are things that should not be...Oh wait, you mean a user, of course ^_~
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Harpie Lady Feb 19, 11
Her username isn't Cupcake! That's her nickname! Mine's Dotty.Her username is beatlesluver and she's my irl twin!
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Shadow of Death Feb 19, 11
Is that the 'twin' that's actually you're most awesome best friend then?
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Harpie Lady Feb 19, 11
Nah. We're different in looks but alike in personality, Cupcake and I.... CJ is my awesome bestie twin stalkee.... x3
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Shadow of Death Feb 19, 11
Is she an actual blood twin though? I'm pretty sure you told me she wasn't XD CJ is short-form for Cupcake then?
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Harpie Lady Feb 19, 11
Cupcake and I are just really close. CJ, on the other hand, is my other twin awesome bestie stalkee. <3
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Shadow of Death Feb 19, 11
So, you're really close to one (Cupcake) and the other is really cool, and you're close in the sense that you might very well be wirelessly communicating with me while you're hiding in CJ's closet, unbeknownst to said person?
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Harpie Lady Feb 19, 11
CJ and me are close, too. And she's my friend. We make jokes that we stalk each other. The reality is, we're just really awesome people that go together well. She's a great friend. :3
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Shadow of Death Feb 19, 11
Seems you have some good friends in your life, that's most excellent to hear
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Harpie Lady Feb 20, 11
TO CANADA OR BUST! Destination? I believe it was Ontario. Parental consent? Unknown yet!
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Shadow of Death Feb 21, 11
Well, I hope you'll be able to go on the trip for your own sake, at least
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Harpie Lady Feb 21, 11
We've (me and Als) have always been curious about the outside world beyond Minnesota and Wisconsin. But she wanted to see the town where Justin Beaver (lol!) was from. I says to her, I says, "NUUUUU! We are not going to a town where some gay singer who was discovered by Usher used to live!" (PS I knows teh sign for Canada!)
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Shadow of Death Feb 21, 11
Who is this Als person?...Short for Allison or something? Seriously though, I've never heard his songs until now (I just checked out a few snippets of a couple of his tracks for posterity though). Eh, I've heard worse voices, but he's pretty overhyped. Visiting the town where he was born (or any celeb really) sounds a bit silly XD I mean, I like a number of Michael Jackson's songs, but that doesn't mean I care about (or even know TBH) where he was born >_>

You know the sign for Canada now? That's cool
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Harpie Lady Feb 21, 11
Als (real name- Ali) is the bully girl's twin sister, and my best friend. :3

I'm sick of Justin Beaver!

It's really cool, cause it's location, though slightly different, is basically the same as the signs for attitude and myself. It goes right across the chest in the order; Attitude, myself, Canada.
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Shadow of Death Feb 21, 11
Ahhhh. So her name is actually just Ali (A bit uncommon at least outside of the middle east, I think).

You and most of people are, probably XD

So it's segueing from the sign for 'Altitude' to the sign for 'myself'?
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Harpie Lady Feb 21, 11
*puts her signing hand in a fist on her opposite shoulder* Atitude. *puts her signing hand in a fist in the middle of her chest* myself. *puts her signing hand in a fist on the shoulder it's attached to* Canada!
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Shadow of Death Feb 21, 11
I double checked a video of it on This site (it's too bad you can't view the videos, as they show the signs for a given word >_<). It's about what I thought based on your description ^_~

Makes Canada sound self-obsessed or something XD

My bro actually has an ASL dictionary (he's interested because the school he goes to is mainly for the deaf and hard of hearing, of which he, as well as myself and our mother, are the latter).
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Harpie Lady Feb 21, 11
Does the dictionary have signs for the and to and those words? Cause if it does (so I'm told by my ASL teacher, who has a deaf daughter) then it's not one that should be used.
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Shadow of Death Feb 21, 11
The video site has a sign for "The" and "To", but not "Those". The dictionary....*goes to check*

The dictionary has the sign for "those" and "too" but not "the".
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Harpie Lady Feb 22, 11
Those "extra" words aren't used in ASL. In fact, a proper ASL sentence would be-

Time, topic, locative, action.

so....

Today-cookies-school-served. Yay!

translated-
Today, the school served cookies. Yay!
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Shadow of Death Feb 23, 11
I see, so it cuts the extraneous stuff out to save time.

*gives her a chocolate chip cookie* XD
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Harpie Lady Feb 23, 11
Yep! *signs "I-you-love"* :3

YAY! COOKIE! *nibbles on it*
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Shadow of Death Feb 23, 11
*reads the subtitles* Awwwww <3
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Harpie Lady Feb 23, 11
I'm pretty good at signing. My teacher says the class is at the level of a two year old. Which is pretty good, considering we've only had the class for about half a quarter.
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Shadow of Death Feb 23, 11
Yeah, that doesn't sound too bad really. Once you get to the point you can have a passable casual conversation you'll be pretty well off.
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Harpie Lady Feb 23, 11
I can already say "My name is D-R-A-C-O. Who're you?" and "How old are you?" and "I'm a student." and all that jazz. :3 I'm pretty good. <3333
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Shadow of Death Feb 24, 11
Lol, reminds me of my French lessons from school. Like, "J'm'appele *insert name*, comment appelle tu" (My names is *name*, what is your name?". "J'ai vingt quatre ans" (I'm 24 years old), and a few other things.
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Harpie Lady Feb 24, 11
I loves speaking foreign languages! X3
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Shadow of Death Feb 25, 11
Heh, I'd like to teach you more, but I never bothered much with learning French, that's about the extent of what I know (aside from the odd phrase here and there when I PM you of course XD).
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Chronoboy Oct 23, 11
I know that feel bro. Had a job, pay kind of sucked. I asked for more hours, they said I'd have to take on someone else's shift. And then no one else would let me take theirs because they were payed low as it was. What is this world coming to I don't even...

By the way, I'm Chronoboy21. Nice to meet you. I'm sure I've already been introduced though. *glances at Harpy*
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Harpie Lady Oct 23, 11
Yep! I talked bout you lots to daddy, Chrono! :3 XD
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Chronoboy Oct 23, 11
So wait, this guy's your pimp daddy? dudewhat

lol, kidding. Seriously though... I am actually astounded as to how much you guys actually talk on these things. Harpy only leaves like... three comments on a good day maybe. Lol... life's a bitch.
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Harpie Lady Oct 23, 11
That's his code for, 'show me more love, bitch!' XD
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Chronoboy Oct 23, 11
>Totally ignored my comment below.

Cool story bro.
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Shadow of Death Oct 23, 11
quote Chronoboy21
lol, kidding. Seriously though... I am actually astounded as to how much you guys actually talk on these things. Harpy only leaves like... three comments on a good day maybe. Lol... life's a bitch.
Well, she used to get on the site more, or rather spent more time on it when she had the opportunity to get on it.

Bit of a busy bee these days Harpie Lady? Busy Busy Busy!
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Chronoboy Oct 23, 11
quote Shadow of Death
Well, she used to get on the site more, or rather spent more time on it when she had the opportunity to get on it.
Lol, I don't she cares enough to comment on mine. Congrats on getting her to create almost a forum of messages up in here, lol.
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Harpie Lady Oct 23, 11
*hits Chrono on the head* I love you, but you need to stop running your mouth so much!

I'm not busy as much as... Lazy. XD
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Chronoboy Oct 23, 11
*smacks Harpy on the head* Hit me again, and I'll shove this whole piece of cake down your throat. And it's delicious so prepare for ABSOLUTE FLAVOR EXPLOSION.

re: she doesn't care enough to comment on mine.
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Harpie Lady Oct 23, 11
XD No! I've had too much sugar! NOOO!

Nope. I just constantly PM you....
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Chronoboy Oct 23, 11
YES. So stop running your mouth in in it goes. And yes, that's what she said~

Yup.
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Chronoboy Oct 23, 11
or in it goes*
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Sapphiryeon Sep 16, 12
Bleh bleh bleh! D:<
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Chronoboy Sep 16, 12
for some reason I suddenly feel compelled to comment on this status update,

I SHALL CLEAVE ALL EVIL THAT STANDS BEFORE ME! GO, ZOMVOLT!!!
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elder rose Sep 17, 12
I got a notification from here, why?
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Chronoboy Sep 18, 12
Because I cleaved evil and disturbed the force, naturally.
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dilute Jul 26, 13
Good luck man! ^^
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Chronoboy Aug 22, 13
Here's what you do:

> Buy a giant manly sword
> Go to place you work at
> ?????
> PROFIT

Works every time.
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