Now playing: A Fistful of Fingers
I feel asleep!
Watchin' NFL, a sport about which I understand almost nothing. C'mon the Broncos!
Stop throwing those bloody spears at me!
I have a bad case of the Mondays.
Tomato soup? Or a BLT? Or both? Both.
Drink! Feck! Arse! Girls!
I boughtabottle of fanta, took like two sips and then left it at the train station. firswurlprblms ={
Rising up, back on the street. Did my time, took my chances. Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet. Just a man and his will to survive.
And how can man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods?
Listen, I may have done a few drinks of booze.
I got 99 problems, and all of them are Luftballons.
Once again, the Salarian Union requests that you not touch that.
I've got the touch. I've got the power.
Epson Inkjet printers MUST DIE!
I never use my tongue on people! It's just for stamps and emergencies!
Greetings from Scott Cee, ruler and king of the Loungeons... Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!
Caps lock: off. Num lock: off. Missile lock: on.


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