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It has been brought to my attention from repeated and non-consecutive sources that I may not be entirely sane.

To those people, I decree that the hamster shall meet with the mongoose, and yay verily, a mighty battle shall ensue. And as the winner resounds his mighty war cry, a hush shall fall over the land.

To those who think I'm sane, I suggest psychiatric help. Seriously. If you still think that after my previous paragraph, you need just as much help as me...

To those who want to know more about me, the only thing you need to know is DO NOT, under any circumstances, let me chain or tie you up when I have access to any of the following items:

Knives
Whips
Salt
Rodents
Small reptiles
A kangaroo
Peanut oil
My fanfiction


Each of those items could be considered an implement of torture...

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Special heads up goes out to my Chief Sycophant, in Neoseeker and life, Ezekeiel Rage. Keep it real, man. Except when you are flattering me. Then I only want to hear nice things.

Interests

Chaos
Anarchy
Despair
Torture
Monkeys **
Death
Disease
Famine
War

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Chloe Nathaniels

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