Er, I mean Happy Birthday!
Here I will copy and paste the words from the Happy Birthday tune:
...Hmm. I must have used the non-vocal version! No good! Oh well, we will move onto your cake now! Many times people have girls popping out of the cake, but did you know that those people are sometimes strippers? >__> And they ruin the cake! No thank you! No STD cake for us! And I am not going to get you a male stripper in your cake. '>___> I tried then to think of something to fill you cake with, and in the end I decided on something birthday-related: birthday cake! So here is your giant novelty birthday cake filled with tinier real birthday cakes!
They are not stripper cakes either!
For a present I tried to procure you a bukkit, but the walrus I took it from was not pleased. :< Then I baked you a cookie, but an internet kitten eated it. Another kitten wanted the cheezburger I got you. :< Curse internet critters...
Have a wonderful birthday today, cutey! You are wonderful so you deserve it. :3