Ryu_X

I was born in the inhospitable, wintry domains of the Rus, where the arctic wind blows cold across the taiga and young boys wrestle grizzly bears as a rite of passage into manhood. Such a land rejects human life, and only the strong survive.

Labeled a subversive to the state, I had no choice but to go into exile. I traveled around the world, seeing it all, from the red-light districts of Vienna to the shopping arcades of downtown Seoul. Finally I settled in the States, where I now reside in the fertile landmass called Massachusetts.

My political views are simple - I am a right-leaning moderate, which means I am all for a universal health care plan, but I oppose any effort to take away my firearms. And I am completely against the abhorrent practice of "abortion" - I call it child-killing - which many liberals favor.

I believe life is meant to be enjoyed, and there's no sense in killing yourself over the little things. So relax!