Everything is infested with spiders. EVERYTHING.

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Mew Jul 6, 13
They are always within three feet of you ;____;
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Quierta Jul 6, 13
Now they are everywhere. There are teeny baby spiders crawling all around my ceiling. Mocking me. Pointing at me.
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Mew Jul 7, 13
Whaat ._. They grow into bigger spiders and then they eat you. D:
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Quierta Jul 7, 13
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS.
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Mew Jul 7, 13
I was forced to. There was a big black one in the cabinet a few days ago and I'm avoiding bad luck by praising their abilities. D:
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Quierta Jul 7, 13
You shoulda squashed it.
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Mew Jul 7, 13
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. WHAT IF I MISS
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Quierta Jul 7, 13
I WILL MAKE A DEAL.

I happen to be great at smashing spiders. I'm pretty much the best.

What I am bad at is cleaning them up. If I smash it, you have to clean the guts.
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Mew Jul 7, 13
Even the fast ones? I can't even get up enough nerve to try to smash one 3:

That is still touching spiders, even if they're dead. THE LEGS
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Kingy Jul 7, 13
Y'all are a bunch of pansies.
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Quierta Jul 7, 13
Shut up you throne-dweller.
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Kingy Jul 7, 13
I am no king. This is simply an alias to disguise my true identity...
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Quierta Jul 7, 13
Princess, is that you!
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Kaiba Jul 8, 13
quote Quierta
DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS.
At a glance I thought this said "DON'T GIVE THEM SOCKS".
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Quierta Jul 8, 13
That too. Socks, DON'T GIVE THEM SOCKS.
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