Pepper Roni

So here's the biography. I was kinda expecting a whole tome filled out for me, because Biographies are hardly written for oneself, unless they are really that narcissistic, oh wait, I'm writing one here.

Biographies are best written after someone is DEAD, because if someone wrote a biography on someone alive, it gets published, and then they achieve something TOTALLY *bleep*ING GREAT, all the biography books are now considered OUT OF DATE.

Alright, time to flap my mouth about myself.

21 years old, no college-ing yet, delivering Pizza, still have time for video games. Damn, my life sucks so far. But there are some good aspects in my life right now, so that's okay that my life kinda resembles what suburban parents feared their children would become. But my parents would have hoped I'd be moved out, married, with kids, and still chanting morning prayers with ceremonial cedar.

You should figure out by now that I don't live with my parents. Ten years ago, due to shenanigans with the legal system, and a really shitty social worker, I ended up moving from the rural Navajo reservation of Arizona, to the blinding place of Utah. And thus became the deterioration of my mind with all the technology. I could have been this buff navajo, hauling wood, making a living, but nope. I'm this skinny kid who literally lives in a basement playing video games, basically living off the internet connection. Hell, I even forget to eat, thus, I'm use to eating small portions of food over slightly longer periods of time.

Man, just like my childhood.

My room is rather, Awesome. I've been told if there were a door outside, and if I had my own bathroom and refriderator, I could live off this easily, and still have a sweet place to live. But as mentioned above, I deliver pizza, It's taken lots of saving to get this room together, it'll take alot more saving and a second job in order to properly move out. Until then, I'm actually pretty alright living here for a while longer.

Alright, this is getting too damn long. I'll make more of this later.

-03/19/2012