the short story is that this is amazing. the long story is you should read it. i started this out a loonnng time ago probably about 5 years ago. It just started with me and a friend posting on a forum and were kinda taking a playful jab at roleplaying? we kinda got carried away.
we used to roleplay seriously at one point, and it's kinda fascinating. Just setting up some characters, setting some parameters, and just going with the flow. what this does is kinda recognize it for what it is, goofy and fun.
yes these are all done on gaiaonline just because that's where we started it.
edwardo waxes his brow... his brow is furrowed tonite becuz he is emotionless. but he releases a bit of gas to prove slightly dat he is capable of love. he sees soul girl of dreams. her tendrils of white tentacle things blows freely in da breeze like vines from a swamp tree....
"edardo, if you loove me... ples let me attach to your brain' said girl tentacle from the palm of edwardos hands. "we will be together forever'.
"alien white tentacle thing i love u" edwardo as he sniffed her up his nose into his brain cavity
okay some time later -
edardo and girl thing now share the same brain "edwardo... oh my" alien girl thing says. edwardos hairy pectorals were explosed because for some reason his shirt is unbuttoned
"i haf never felt the touch of such a furry purple nipple" alien girl thing said and prompted endwardo to try and touch his own nippols
"o my god what da *** is this" edwardo kinda is too cool for this kind of **** and he resisted with his will. alien girl wouldnt be havin none of this tho "edwardo, touch ur nippol now" and edwardo culd feel his arm tensing up, strength of soul girl too strong, but he was resisten hard and then suddenli
"WAT DA **** GOIN ON IN HERE" jakup appeard thru ventilation shaft and he had no shirt because he forgot his deodorant at home.
he found edwardo in a compromising position, sort of grabbin at his own forearm while his other hand kinda pointed towards his own nippol... edwardo was sweating a lot from the exersion so much that droplets sparkled in the light on his second chin
"I COME HERE TO TELL YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM BELLAR BECAUZ SHE MY GIRL YOU HEAR. AND NOW I FIND U LIKE THIS. WAT DA *** GOIN ON HERE."
"no jakup" suddenli edwardos voice was kinda high pitched like mabbe he had some kind of girl controllin his brain or somthin. "JAKUP NO U CANT GO WITH BELLA!!" he pitched in a high screench
"WHY NOT?" jakup said his voice kinda broke on da last syllable
-2 minutes suspense-
"BECAUZ I LOVE U" and endwardo suddenly movin forward awkwardly tryin to grab at jakup
"o **** no" jakup backed up and used his werewolf powers to avoid tripping over stray objects in the room
edwardo suddenly tho was't movin towards jakup
"no!!!!" edwardo screamin and tearin at self "no i dnt love u wat da ***??"
jakup kidna gettin confused at the mixed signals here
edward began to speak in his mind "SOUL GIRL WUT DA *8**" he mind yelled at her "was this ***& about LAVIN JAKUP" edwardso face was angry lookin
soul girl "im sorry edwardo... but u were never the reason i crossed over from the other book, i am not here for u....
I AM HERE FOR JAKUP!!!!"
to be continued
yea yea i know ur all excited to find out what happens next just gonna have to wait until NEXT WEEK.