About Megamaster37

Real Name: Mègämâ§tér37 ñéèd§ à péñgüiÑ
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    Playing MK Wii

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    Stories from when I was in Charge of the Killer on the Loose thread (General Mario Bros forum). The thread will soon be deleted, and I thought these were worth keeping somewhere

    --1st Kill--
    Everyone was at the Bowling alley, celebrating Mecha Mario's birthday. Mecha Mario won every game, getting near-perfect in each every one. Next it was time for the cake. Koopa Troopa, Luigi, and the Koopa Bros. all brought out the enourmous 10x15 foot cake, along with Boo, who carried the knife to cut the cake with. The party lasted around 3 hours after that, with everyone getting more than enough to eat. The party ended, and everyone left the Bowling Alley and headed to their cars. Bowser Jr. walked to his Mini-Motorcycle and turned it on. Just as he started moving, there was a loud 'PING', then the motorcycle engine burst into flames and Bowser Jr. was launched 30 feet through the air. Everyone's cars and Motorcycles screeched to a halt. Thay all ran over to Bowser Jr. as fast as they could. When they got there, most wished they hadn't looked. His neck was snapped. One leg was almost torn off. His shell had a crack running almost all the way through it. There was no doubt in anyone's mind that he was dead.

    --2nd Kill (1st House kill)--
    Boo was walking through town, heading to the Store to buy some snacks and drinks. After a few minutes, he got to the store and floated through the front door. It was then Boo noticed a small red dot on the wall to his right. He turned left, wondering what person decided that he could shoot a ghost. When the person came into view, Boo realized that it was Luigi with his Ghost-Vacuum. Before Boo could move, he was sucked into the Vacuum. "How do we kill him now?" asked Kooper. "Now" said Luigi "we destroy him". "How?" asked Kooper. Luigi smiled. "Get him far away and watch". They dumpoed Boo in the feild and got a mile away. Luigi took out a Remote and pressed a button. There was a loud 'Boom' and a large dust-cloud appeared in the distance.

    --3rd Kill (2nd Killer kill)
    The Koopa Bros. were enjoying a day at their house. 2 were in their hot-tub, one was watching TV, and the last one was playing Mario Kart Wii. At first, everything was normal. Then, the Green Koopa Bro heard the Blue and Red ones jump out of their Hot Tub yelling in Pain. He quickly ran to see what was wrong. When he got there, he was surprised to see the killer mercilessly beating Red and Blue Koopa Bros. with a Medeval Flail. "Yellow Koopa!" he yelled "the killer is...." At that moment, his throat was crushed by a Nunchuck that the Killer had spun through the air. Yellow Koopa came down, a Rifle in his hand "Die Mass-Murderer!!" he yelled as he filled the air with a barrage of bullets. The Killer swiftly evaded the bullets and pulled out a gun of his own. He quickly shot the Yellow Koopa Bro before he had time to react.
    The next day, everyone was shocked to hear that the Koopa Bros. had been killed. "Looks like we've got another big Killer here" MR. L said.

    --4th Kill (2nd House kill)
    Mecha Mario was sitting in his Mansion, watching TV. He flipped through the channels for 10 minutes until he heard a loud rumbling sound. "I need to oil my innards" he said. So he went over to his fridge, only to remember that the oil wasn't in there. "Why do I even have a fridge?" he asked. So he went to his launchpad, where he sometimes flew off into the air and soared through the sky. His oil was right next to his Auotmatic Lighter, his set of matches, and a Gas Stove. He walked over and picked up the oil. Then he stepped into the middle of his launchpad, 30 feet away from everything. He oiled his inner gears, then casually walked inside. A few seconds later, he fell over, unable to get up. The gears inside of him had stopped, he was rusting from the inside out. He crawled bac over to his oil container, the label peeling off slightly. He pulled off the fake label to reveal a can of liquid nitrogen, and an anti-freeze cloth. Then he fell with a loud metallic thud.

    --5th Kill (3rd Killer kill) (My Personal Favorite)
    Luigi departed his house, heading towards the race track. He was going to join Koopa Troopa, Mr.L, and Luma for a good Go-Kart race. Luigi made sure to bring a Water bottle and a Twinkie for all of them. Half way there, Luigi ate a Twinkie. The only problem was, he had eaten the other 3 too. "Crap!" Luigi said, "They'll all be mad at me if they don't get their Twinkies!" So he walked into the store, which was conveniently only 20 feet behind him. As he entered to store, the automatic glass doors slammed shut on him several times. "Owowowowowow!!" he yelled, getting out of the doorway quickly. Then he went to the Twinkies, in the far corner of the store, just out of sight of the Security Cameras. He stepped in front of the Twinkie stand and grabbed 5 Twinkies (he was still hungry). Just then there was an almost inaudible 'POP' then a crashing sound. Luigi looked up just in time to see a giant, rock-hard Twinkie fall and smash him into the floor.
    Later, the Police were investigating the scene. "It looks like he was crushed with a 10-foot-tall Petrifyed Twinkie" the Police Cheif said "And the rig wasn't very well hidden." He was right. The rig was in plain view, sitting on top of the roof. It was a wonder no-one had spotted it. Stating the obvious, Luma whispered: "The killer strikes again."

    --6th Kill (3rd House kill)
    It was late aternoon, and Luma was her indoor pool. She swam around for abit, got out, and dried off. She got a snack in the kutchen, then went upsatirs to her room. She got to her room and turned the Wii on, then picked up te Wii remote. She moved the little hand ove the box that said "Mario Kart Wii" at the top left corner of the screen. She pressed the "A" button. Then she screamed and fell to the floor, a small hole in her forehead. Geno, Kooper, Koopa Troopa, Peach, and Mr.L climbed through the window and looked at Luma, a melt mark in the center on her forehead. "Nice work Kooper" said Peach "no-one would've expected a laser to come out of the Wii remote then bounce off of the TV into her forhead." "I just like Lasers" Kooper stated.

    --7th Kill (4th Killer kill)
    It was late at night, and Geno was walking downstairs to get a drink. He opened his frdge and poured a Gallon of Chocolate milk straight down his throat. Then, since he wasn't tired, he decided to go on the computer. He logged on to neoseeker.com and saw that he had a PM. He went to his PM box and read the PM. It said the following: 'Don't look up.' Geno was confused. "Don't look up?" he repeated "why not?" Then, ignoring the message sent to him, he looked up. On the ceiling was a small hole about an inch in diameter. He stacked a few chairs and looked through it. There was nothing. He started to climb down, when suddenly the bottom chair was yanked out from under him. He fell 15 feet to the floor (he had a very tall ceiling) and laid there motionless. 'If I doin't move, the killer will think I'm dead' he thought. He was wrong. Less than 3 seconds after the thought left his head, there was a loud humming sound. He looked up to see the Killer holding a chainsaw only 6 inches from his face. Then, the killer swiftly slashed Geno straight down the middle of his body, leaving the floor, walls, and ceiling stained with blood.

    --8th Kill (4th and Final House kill)
    Mr. Ell was leaving his house, and the town. Word had spread that he was the suspected killer, and he was going to be the next person exterminated. "I won't let them get me" he said to himself as he jumped into his Mustang Convertable. He stepped on the gas a sped away. As he got onto the Mushroom Kingdom Autobon, he heard a loud humming noise from behind him, but disregarded it as an Autobon driver. He glanced behind him, and to his horror saw Kooper, Koopa Troopa, and Peach driving their own Mustang Convertable, Kooper and Koopa Troopa armed with rifles. They fired, and he saw that they were Machine guns. Mr Ell sped up, using the infinite speed limit to his advantage. Unfortunately, the House's car was rigged with a 500 HorsePower engine, and an unlimited Golden Mushroom, and they were slowly gaining on him. More shots were fired, one destroying the Speedometer on his dashboard. "How did I forget to bring Items?" he yelled, pounding his steering wheel. The House's car was only 5 feet away now, and he had to act fast. He slammed on the brakes and jammed the steering wheel, turning a full 180 degrees then darted off the opposite way. The House quickly reacted but were once again 100 feet behind. "I'll get away now!" he assured himself.
    Back in the House car, the Three house members were getting angry. "We finish him NOW!" yelled Koopa Troopa diving into the trunk. "What are you doing?" yelled Kooper. Peach looked back =, wondering what had happened. Just then, Koopa Troopa emerged from the trunk, a Rocket Laucher 5 times his size over his shoulder. "I'm ending him" he said, jumping into the driver's seat and strapping his feet down. He fired. A loud boom filled the air. Mr Ell turned around, horrified to see a 5-foot-long rocket being propelled at 400 mph through the air. 3 seconds later, his car was a flaming heap of metal, soaring 50 feet above the ground.

    --9th and 10th Kill (Last Killer kills)
    The House approached his mangled car, grins of satisfaction on their faces. He's dead now!" yelled Koopa Troopa "but he's not the killer", he said, turning around slowly. "What are you implying?" asked Kooper, a hint of fear in his voice. Peach was already running towards the Convertable. The next second, her head was blown off and her body fell lifelessly to the ground. "Don't you get it, I'm the Killer Kooper!" Koopa Troopa yelled. "Why?" asked Kooper, "Why would you kill all those people?" "Because, they never treated us Koopas with respect. To them, we're all just little toys, items to use against their enemies! No longer! There will be no more people to torture us so! I shall exterminate them all, and only you stand in my way now!" Kooper backed away, horrified. Then, suddenly, he pulled a Pistol out of his shell. The movement was so quick Koopa barely had time to react. But react he did. Kooper was ready to fire the shot that would end the Killer's murder streak, but before he could, Koopa Troopa fired a shot. By the time Kooper's finger was on the trigger, there was a hole 1 centimeter wide going straight into his forehead. He fell to the ground with a thud. Koopa walked over, put his right foot of Kooper's chest, and laughed.
  • Biography

    I eat breakfast at 1pm on weekends. I have 93xx vp on Mario Kart Wii. I think the Terminator movies are awesome, and if you don't agree, then you obviously have no life. I only have two game consoles, the GameCube and the Wii. The Wii's lack of good games has dissapointed me. Mario Kart Wii and GH3 are good Wii games though. As you may have guessed, when playing sports, my number is 37. And yes, All I just did was type random things into my Biography. If you have a complaint, I don't care.

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