Mcilrath

Random Seeker Quotes FTW:

Aussie Legend: @Slay - Our teacher is an old guy who has a limp and walks slower than a turtle... with turtle cancer...
Mcilrath: Hot
Aussie Legend: I can normally take a joke, but even to me that is scary...

Skype Lulz:

[05:56:20] Ankarua: Dude, you're not a nazi, and stop being a whore.
[05:56:50] Dragonatrix: I'm not a whore! It even says nazi in my description!
[05:57:34] Ankarua: Psh, you're a nazi? As if, whore.

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[10:47:19 PM] Naka Teleeli says: I'm good for a call, but give me a few minutes
[10:47:27 PM] Naka Teleeli says: cat on my lap and I can't reach teh mic
[10:47:45 PM] ElementalOgre says: always having *bleep* fall into your lap, huh?
[11:01:15 PM] Goron50 says: Naka want that call?
[11:01:42 PM] Naka Teleeli says: give me a minute Goron, kitty's falling asleep
[11:02:08 PM] ElementalOgre says: Tired the *bleep* out, huh?

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[00:51:49] BatSoap: I banned someone today.
[00:51:51] BatSoap: I feel accomplished.
[00:52:14] GameboyHero: :D
[00:52:19] BatSoap: The guys name was GBH.
[00:52:25] BatSoap: The kid was obviously a troll.
[00:52:27] BatSoap: Seriously.
[00:53:44] BatSoap: Just to be safe, you guys agree that was a troll, right?
[00:53:52] GameboyHero: sure looked like one

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[01:07:47] Arjen: did you ip-ban him?
[01:07:58] BatSoap: Yes.
[01:08:14] Arjen: good boy
[01:08:24] BatSoap: BatSoap wags tail.
[01:08:56] Arjen: Arjen kicks Soapy
[01:09:06] Arjen: NO TAIL WAGGING, YOU'LL LOSE HAIRS AND I HAVE TO CLEAN IT
[01:09:12] BatSoap: OH *bleep* DAMNIT

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[22:18:57] Alex: Minty.
[22:19:12] Dragonatrix: Girl Scout Pedo >.>
[22:19:21] *** Dragonatrix has changed the conversation topic to "Blog For True Nerds Chat: QC is a Girl Scout Paedophile" ***
[22:19:22] Alex: Yep =P
[22:23:23] Alex: And what's wrong with that?
[22:23:33] Dragonatrix: What's RIGHT with that?
[22:23:45 | Edited 22:23:46] Alex: Well, I am only 16. And I'm not screwing them.
[22:23:48] Alex: Just pulling.
[22:23:56] Dragonatrix: You said you "tasted" one...
[22:24:03] Alex: Yes. Minty. LIPS
[22:24:16] Dragonatrix: You still said you tasted one :P
[22:24:19] Alex: Yep.
[22:25:44] Alex: You wanted to too =P
[22:25:52] Dragonatrix: <.<
[22:25:55] Dragonatrix: Since when?
[22:25:58] Alex: Always.
[22:26:12] Dragonatrix: You sure you're not mistaking me with someone else?
[22:26:14] Alex: Hell, I pull pretty much anyone who wants to, over teh age of 14.
[22:26:54] Dragonatrix: Dude: (your age/2) + 7 for a rough idea of the minimum age you should be interested in
[22:27:00] Dragonatrix: Or was that maximum?
[22:27:06 | Edited 22:27:10] Dragonatrix: Eh, one of the two
[22:27:12] Alex: So, 15?
[22:27:13] Alex: Meh.
[22:30:58 | Edited 22:31:01] Alex: Are you saying you wouldn't tap a 14 year old?
[22:31:04] Dragonatrix: Yes
[22:31:07] Dragonatrix: Because that's sick
[22:31:08] Alex: Why not?
[22:31:10] Dragonatrix: ^
[22:31:14] Alex: Nahhh.
[22:31:29] Dragonatrix: Screencap'd xP
[22:31:38] Alex: So? xD
[22:31:53] Dragonatrix: You now look like a generic pedo :P
[22:32:06] Alex: Nah. I'm just 16.
[22:32:11] Rath: And?
[22:32:17] Rath: You just said you'd tap a 14 year old
[22:32:18] Alex: Not necessarily.
[22:32:26] Alex: I didn't.
[22:32:35] Rath: You pretty much did
[22:32:39] Alex: Where?
[22:33:47] Rath: "Are you saying you wouldn't tap a 14 year old?
[22:31:04] Dragonatrix: Yes
[22:31:07] Dragonatrix: Because that's sick
[22:31:08] Alex: Why not?"
[22:34:05] Alex: Just asking why you wouldn't =P
[22:34:17] Rath: And insinuating you would, good sir =P
[22:34:22] Alex: Yep.
[22:34:26] Rath: A-ha!
[22:34:39] Alex: Hell, I'm getting pulled by one who wants to =P
[22:34:56] Rath: One who wants to tap a 14 year old?
[22:35:06] Alex: Nah, a 14 year old who wants to tap me.
[22:35:11] Rath: <.<
[22:35:19] Alex: Wanna see a picture? =P
[22:35:30] Rath: Nah
[22:35:36] Alex: She's hot =P
[22:35:41] Rath: She's also 14
[22:35:53] Alex: Yes...?
[22:36:04] Rath: We're just going in circles now...
[22:36:04] Alex: Girls are 2 years more mature on average.
[22:36:13] Rath: Still illegal
[22:36:46] Alex: And?
[22:36:53] Rath: ...
[22:37:04] Rath: (headbang)
[22:37:14] Alex: =D
[22:38:00] Rath: This entire discussion is going onto my wall of Skype Lulz :P
[22:38:08] Alex: WHY SO? I LIKE IT

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[02:05:03] GameboyHero: speaking of bastardize, almost to 1000 subs. anyone got any idea on what i should do?
[02:05:20] MetRaiser: Clown porn?
[02:05:26] GameboyHero: no pronz
[02:05:28 | Edited 02:05:36] Rath: I think I'm almost a... METTY YOU SICK *bleep*
[02:05:40] MetRaiser: Sorry, I was reading that SA topic on clown porn
[02:05:44] MetRaiser: First thing that came to my mind
[02:05:47] GameboyHero: why would you?
[02:05:53] MetRaiser: It's funny
[02:05:57] GameboyHero: i can imagine
[02:06:04] Rath: I dont want to
[02:06:05] MetRaiser: Everything is so hideously drawn with MSpaint and the comments are hilarious
[02:06:15] GameboyHero: goddamit, i wanna see now D:
[02:06:20] MetRaiser: Someone requested a clown version of SWAP.avi
[02:06:38] Rath: Clown SWAP.avi ...?
[02:06:41] fluffythehamster: why should you should join something awful
[02:06:43] fluffythehamster: clown porn
[02:07:02] MetRaiser: Of course
[02:07:17] MetRaiser: Now I'm reading about the possible future american civil war
[02:07:21] fluffythehamster: why should you should? am I high or something?
[02:07:23] MetRaiser: See, I read smart things too!

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[02:16:30] MetRaiser: Oh my god I am reading something so immaturely hilarious
[02:16:41] GameboyHero: copy/paste?
[02:16:54] MetRaiser: There's a story some guy posted on SA on how he got beat up with his friend by some gangbangers and they kidnapped his friend
[02:16:56] MetRaiser: But
[02:17:03] MetRaiser: He said that they almost shot him and he shit his pants
[02:17:11] MetRaiser: So everyones like "LOL POOP"
[02:17:18] GameboyHero: oh SA~
[02:17:20] MetRaiser: It's so awesome
[02:17:25] Rath: Forgive me for not seeing the humour in this, but it IS SA so...
[02:17:29] MetRaiser: "Dude, you're missing the point. HE SHIT HIS PANTS."
[02:17:41] GameboyHero: oh god, i wanna see the thread
[02:18:16] MetRaiser: "With a shudder of fear and frustration, I soiled myself. It may have been the liquor or the dinner I had eaten but molten shit flowed from me like a river. The man on me heard the kalamity and started swearing, standing up immediately. The mess slowly started seeping through the fabric of my pants, covering my lower back and thighs."

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[02:24:09] MetRaiser: Rihanna's nude photo leaks (NSFW)
[02:24:10] MetRaiser: There's this
[02:24:17] fluffythehamster: ...who?
[02:24:33] MetRaiser: Four kids sodomize a classmate; he does in fact squeal "like a piggy"
[02:24:34] MetRaiser: There's also that
[02:24:43] Rath: That one'll do
[02:24:48] MetRaiser: Alrighty then
[02:24:52] MetRaiser: Let's take a look
[02:24:59] MetRaiser: THIS HAPPENED IN TAMPA?
[02:25:00] MetRaiser: *bleep*
[02:25:03] fluffythehamster: Something Awful: Where Morals Finds Herself In An Alley And Gets Gang-Raped By A Group OF Skinheads
[02:25:12] MetRaiser: I LIVE LIKE 2 HOURS FROM TAMPA
[02:25:28] MetRaiser: "
Hillsborough sheriff's deputies say the four boys, ranging from 14 to 15, assaulted a classmate at Walker Middle School on April 30 using a broomstick and hockey stick. The arrests were made Wednesday."
[02:25:29] MetRaiser: Oh boy
[02:25:38] MetRaiser: Charged with SEXUAL ASSAULT
[02:25:47] Rath: They used a broomstick?
[02:25:52] GameboyHero: *bleep*ed with a hockey stick
[02:25:54] Rath: And ended up with Sexual Assault?

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[21:53:10] GameboyHero: so he's losing his sanity per video
[21:53:16] Rath: Yeah, according to that comments, the SirRon we all know starts to appear around video 25
[21:53:16] fluffythehamster: sweet
[21:53:17] ZwobobRoss: Basically.
[21:53:33] ZwobobRoss: HAHA HAHA!
[21:53:42] fluffythehamster: somehow I'm glad I do SSLPs so that I don't embarrass myself in this manner
[21:53:56] Rath: Same... and my VLPs are subtitled anyway :)
[21:53:58] GameboyHero: and why im glad im doing an SSLP next
[21:54:01] GameboyHero: wait
[21:54:06] GameboyHero: VLP with subtitled :P
[21:54:10] ZwobobRoss: As long as you're not some crazy manchild, it's okay =P
[21:54:25] fluffythehamster: I'm still thinking of an Operation Flashpoint coop video LP
[21:54:30] Rath: I'm just really damn quiet as I'm sure you've noticed before :P
[21:54:40] ZwobobRoss: Oh, you call that quiet?
[21:54:47] ZwobobRoss: I call that a lack of vocal chords :P
[21:54:53] Rath: What would you call it... yeah, pretty much xP
[21:55:11] ZwobobRoss: Back in the day when we started all this, I said about as much as you do in calls.
[21:55:31] Rath: Irony is, I spoke more in those calls than I do outside of them >.>
[21:55:45] ZwobobRoss: Oh Rath...

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[11/05/2009 23:58:28] CFBalla: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa3Ld-t-niU&feature=channel
[11/05/2009 23:58:32] CFBalla: FAVORITE RETSU EVER
[11/05/2009 23:59:10] Rath: OMG NO WAY! MINE TOO! WANNA MAKE OUT?
[11/05/2009 23:59:30] CFBalla: HELL NO
[11/05/2009 23:59:31] CFBalla: D:
[11/05/2009 23:59:40] Rath: D:
[11/05/2009 23:59:44] CFBalla: Maybe if you were a girl...and if I wasn't already going out with someone
[11/05/2009 23:59:55] Rath: <_< Well... awkward...

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[20:39:21] KZX: I'm off for now. G'Night Foreigners.
[20:39:24] fluffythehamster: G!
[20:39:27] Alex: G
[20:39:31] rainiac88: G?
[20:39:31] Rath: See ya KZX
[20:39:35] Rath: :3
[20:39:38] Ranchei: Later KZX
[20:39:41] rainiac88: Bye man
[20:39:41] KZX: especially Raini~Poo
[20:39:48] rainiac88:
[20:39:56] Rath: Rainy poo...? >_<
[20:40:04] rainiac88: Yeah, don't ask
[20:40:05] Alex: A shit storm.
[20:40:10] Rath: Literally
[20:40:12] KZX: <3
[20:40:16] Ranchei: you know... I never want to get the ability to breath fire...
[20:40:16] rainiac88: QC, I think we have a rival for your 'gay weirdo' title
[20:40:21] Alex: WHO?
[20:40:25] fluffythehamster: WHAT YOU SAY
[20:40:26] Alex: WHO DARES
[20:40:31] Ranchei: ?
[20:40:33] Rath: It's okay; he's a PAEDOPHILE anyway
[20:40:34] rainiac88: Oh for *bleep*'s sake work it out
[20:40:35 | Edited 20:40:38] Alex: I WILL *bleep*ing kill HIM
[20:40:43] KZX: Not gay weirdo.
[20:40:48] KZX: Bi weirdo :3
[20:40:48] rainiac88: KZX, I suggest you run
[20:40:56] fluffythehamster: theres a mysterious erection of homosexual activity in Let's Play Forum these days
[20:40:58] Alex: Alex stabs KZX
[20:41:00 | Edited 20:41:29] rainiac88: You call me 'rainy-poo'. How the hell can you NOT be gay after that?
[20:41:10] Rath: I hope that pun wasnt intended Fluffy...
[20:41:12] KZX: What did QC stab me with >_>
[20:41:18] KZX: hurr hurr
[20:41:22] rainiac88: A blunt kitchen knife
[20:41:28] Alex: Alex with 'Rainypoo's' penis
[20:41:30 | Edited 20:41:36] Rath: Mysterious erection. Naturally
[20:41:32] fluffythehamster: he pulled a San Andreas and hit you over the head with a dildo
[20:41:35] rainiac88: ...
[20:41:39] KZX: YES!
[20:41:43] GameboyHero: oh god you made him angry
[20:41:44] KZX: <3 Raini~Poo
[20:41:44] Ranchei: Ranchei faints from chaneling power to Rainiac
[20:41:46] Alex: Alex eats KZX
[20:41:49] rainiac88: OK, you're getting a time-out for that you bastard
[20:41:55] fluffythehamster: IN THE NAVY
[20:42:01] Rath: QC likes eating guys...
[20:42:03] Alex: Sorry =[
[20:42:05] Rath: And tasting minors
[20:42:06] rainiac88: Don't make me abuse my powers
[20:42:06] fluffythehamster: YATTAAAA!
[20:42:11] KZX: XD
[20:42:12] Rath: :P
[20:42:14] Alex: Alex hugs Rain's legs.
[20:42:20] fluffythehamster: let's all dance around naked with fig leaves
[20:42:21] rainiac88: You wouldn't like it when I abuse my powers
[20:42:25] KZX: USE THE POWER OF CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPTAIN PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANET!
[20:42:47] Rath: I can picture you actually saying that KZX <_<
[20:42:59] Alex: It's his orgasm noise.
[20:43:02] fluffythehamster: captain planet, he's a herrro, gonna take pollution down to zerro
[20:43:10] KZX: I have quite a few times >_>

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[13:03:10] TheKholdOne: *grabby hands* Laaaaptooooop, where are you? ;.;
[13:03:34] Rath: Impatient much?
[13:03:41] TheKholdOne: ..Yes
[13:03:55] Cauchemar: You totally didn't misplace your laptop?
[13:04:09] Cauchemar: Ah... you ordered a new one?
[13:04:28] TheKholdOne: ..Nope..Being donated one XD
[13:04:39] Cauchemar: Donated?
[13:04:41] TheKholdOne: Yep
[13:04:49] Cauchemar: Donated by who?
[13:04:56] TheKholdOne: Random fan
[13:05:10 | Edited 13:05:16] Rath: Wish I was that lucky (in general) ¬_¬
[13:05:47] TheKholdOne: He actually had like two or three laptops in storage that were built specifically for gaming..And he's giving me one and Tatsudoshi the other XD
[13:06:00] Rath: >:(
[13:06:30] Cauchemar: Wh... wh... what?!
[13:06:38] TheKholdOne: ..Yes XD
[13:06:46] Cauchemar: How much cost those things?
[13:06:53] TheKholdOne: ..I don't know
[13:07:08] Rath: Well, that's helpful...
[13:07:19] Cauchemar: Specifications? Hardware and such?
[13:07:26] TheKholdOne: I just need to buy a harddrive and a charger for my laptop and Tatsu needs to buy the same AND a DVD drive for the one he's getting..But it's still cheaper than getting a new one
[13:07:58] TheKholdOne: I'll find out, Cauche..It's just gonna take a while XD
[13:08:11] TheKholdOne: But he said they both have at least 2.5 GB of RA<
[13:08:13] TheKholdOne: RAM*
[13:08:56] Cauchemar: And he DONATES that for free?!
[13:09:10] TheKholdOne: ..Yes XD
[13:09:10] Cauchemar: That's just... beyond my imagination...
[13:09:15] Rath: 2.5GB?! Ho...ly... *bleep*
[13:09:29] TheKholdOne: And he said they should both have a decent video card too
[13:09:36] Rath: D:<
[13:10:15] Cauchemar: Ok there has to be some sort of trick... I know. It's full with spyware, so he can get your passwords to paypal account etc.
[13:10:18] Cauchemar: That has to be it.
[13:10:23] TheKholdOne: ..There's no harddrive
[13:10:27] TheKholdOne: On either of them
[13:10:43] Rath: Well, that's not much of a problem really
[13:10:57] Cauchemar: Maybe it's saved on the RAM. xD
[13:11:10] TheKholdOne: Yeah, okay :P
[13:11:47] Cauchemar: When there are really people like that around I might also just put my paypal account on my channel page. :P
[13:12:03] Rath: Ditto
[13:12:33] Cauchemar: Except that I won't be like "CHAAAAAAAAAANGE? YOU GOT SOME CHAAAAANGE FOR ME?! C'MON, HAVE A HEART!!!"
[13:13:59] Cauchemar: I'm more like the street musician with the open suitcase.
[13:14:01] TheKholdOne: And the best part? Since they got no harddrives, they got no OS..So I can just install XP :DDD
[13:14:17] Rath: :(
[13:14:21] Cauchemar: Do you have legal copy of Windows XP?
[13:14:25] TheKholdOne: Yep!
[13:14:48] TheKholdOne: Also, they're Dells so the drivers are up on Dell's site
[13:15:08] Rath: There's the catch Cauche.
[13:15:16] Rath: They're Dells, ergo they suck :P
[13:15:20] TheKholdOne: ..Dells can be good :P
[13:15:40] Rath: Whenever they dont break on a weekly basis :P
[13:15:45] Cauchemar: Dells aren't that bad. My own PC is a Dell - though that thing is a piece of crap.
[13:15:52] Cauchemar: Right because of that what Rath says.
[13:16:04] Cauchemar: I never had such a faulty PC in my whole life.
[13:16:21] TheKholdOne: I've had my piece of shit Dell for over 4 years and it's only now giving me massive amounts of trouble
[13:16:37] Cauchemar: Sometimes this doesn't work, then this doesn't work and that doesn't want to work either.
[13:16:59] TheKholdOne: And mine's a $300 Dell from back in 2005
[13:18:49] Cauchemar: Let me recap what problems I had the past years...
- Can't boot anymore | Solution: DVD in my drive was the reason
- Get a bluescreen, when I install virtual CD drives.
- Can't find CD-Drives anymore | Solution: Soundcard wasn't plugged in right. (But the Soundcard worked flawlessly)
- PCI-Slots don't work anymore, which means I have to deal with my shitty onboard soundcard.
[13:18:56] Cauchemar: I'm sure I missed some problems.
[13:19:28] TheKholdOne: Well, my Dell should've died LONG ago, but it's still kicking XD
[13:19:51] Ranchei: My problem can be said in one word: Slow
[13:20:39] Cauchemar: Mine too. But I fear that this thing could totally die any day.
[13:20:51] Cauchemar: But I get myself a new one soon.
[13:20:56] TheKholdOne: My problem is three words, one anagram: POS
[13:21:16] Rath: Acronym not anagram xP
[13:21:21] TheKholdOne: ....
[13:21:24] TheKholdOne: WHATEVER
[13:21:29] TheKholdOne: SHUTUP!
[13:21:33] Rath: :P

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[13:41:09] Rainiac: Valis, a mod?
[13:41:13] Rainiac: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[13:41:17] Rainiac: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[13:41:19] Rath: Or admin.
[13:41:22] Rainiac: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[13:41:27] Ranchei: ?
[13:41:39] Rainiac: Admin? That's even worse
[13:41:47] Rainiac: And his only reason is he's done a lot of videos
[13:41:52] Rath: Yeah...
[13:41:59] Rainiac: By that logic, DeceasedCrab is the next president of the United States
[13:42:45] Alex: I swear. To stand by my Bake Sale.
[13:42:55] Alex: To fight for my Huzaah.
[13:43:16] Rath: He'd exclaim BAKE SALE and HUZZAH... and refer to the citizens as La Mulanites

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Alex licks Arjen's testes.
[22:46:04] Arjen: ...
[22:46:09] SOAPY SUCKS AT TF2 LOL: ...uh
[22:46:19] Rath: ...Did he...
[22:46:19] SOAPY SUCKS AT TF2 LOL: Right, I'm going now....
[22:46:21] ZwobotJones: I don't want that nastiness here!
[22:46:22] Stichez: This chat just got....uh....
[22:46:29] Alex: Alex licks general area
[22:46:30] ZwobotJones: Let's kick the fag =D
[22:46:34] Alex: D:
[22:46:36] Rath: STONE THE FAG!
[22:46:41] *** SOAPY SUCKS AT TF2 LOL has changed the conversation topic to "Let's Play Forum Chat - To avoid confusion, I left my Secret Files DVD in the Battlefield 2142 case, now I just need to find the Battlefield 2142 DVD (QC is gay.)" ***
[22:46:41] Arjen: I told your little girlfriend what you just said
[22:46:42] Alex: Alex licks the stones
[22:46:51] Alex: And...?
[22:46:52] Arjen: A.R.J.E.N. zegt:
so Alex just said he wants to lick my testes
[22:46:58] ZwobotJones: I'm gonna tear out your tongue, Alex.
[22:47:08] Arjen: ·#·$7- ·$#000000Lιndsαч·#·$46' ·$1Doиogнυe·#·$9.·$39.·$6.·$0 zegt:
...?
he's offline
[22:47:12] Arjen: ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME?
[22:47:12] ZwobotJones: hehe
[22:47:14] Arjen: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
[22:47:18] ZwobotJones: OH SHIT, ALEX!
[22:47:18] Arjen: from her*
[22:47:19] Stichez: Obviously
[22:47:31] Arjen: why?
[22:47:35] Alex: Alex licks Arjen.
[22:47:48] ZwobotJones: There, tongue torn out.
[22:48:14] Arjen: why are you avoiding her?
[22:48:17] Arjen: I want an answer
[22:48:25] ZwobotJones: He can't talk, he's got no tongue.
[22:48:31] Arjen: he can type just alright
[22:48:44] ZwobotJones: No he can't.
[22:48:51] Arjen: yes, he can
[22:48:55] Arjen: and he'll answer me
[22:48:56] ZwobotJones: No really.
[22:49:07] Stichez: He types with his tongue
[22:49:10] ZwobotJones: Exactly.
[22:49:22] ZwobotJones: And his tongue is full of glitter.

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Zwobot! <3
[01:45:54] ZwobotJones: Soapy! c==3
[01:46:01] SOAPY SUCKS AT TF2 LOL: D'awww, is that for me?
[01:46:06] ZwobotJones: Yes, wuv :B
[01:46:15] ZwobotJones: We can put it into Quantum's ass =D
[01:46:20] SOAPY SUCKS AT TF2 LOL: ~~~<====3 only the best for you. :9
[01:46:25] CFBalla: He'd enjoy it
[01:46:29] ZwobotJones: I know he would.
[01:46:37] ZwobotJones: Thanks, Soapy. That's a big one =D
[01:46:37] Stichez: Heha
[01:46:41] Rath: Shame he's asleep right now... but that makes it more enjoyable
[01:46:52] Stichez: Heheheh
[01:46:53] ZwobotJones: Yeah, makes it more fun to ram it up in there.
[01:47:06] ZwobotJones: We need to make a picture when he wakes up.
[01:47:13] ZwobotJones: He'll be all like "GOD, NOT AGAIN!"

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[01:48:03] Metroixer: In other news I will never read a helldump topic ever again
[01:48:10] Metroixer: No matter how hilarious the last oneI read was
[01:48:19] Cptn. Awesome: Why is that?
[01:48:37] Metroixer: Do you really want to know? It's NSFW hardcore
[01:48:45] Cptn. Awesome: Fair point
[01:48:51] Metroixer: Well, not hardcore until like page 2
[01:48:56] Metroixer: or page 3
[01:48:59] Metroixer: Let me give you a summary
[01:49:27] Metroixer: They make fun of a furry, which is fine but some asshole had to actually post the guy's art on the thread which is... A dry bones sticking a bone into a hammer bro anus D:
[01:49:39] Cptn. Awesome: D:
[01:49:41] Metroixer: People ensue rage like expected, and they crap on the guy who made it
[01:49:49] Metroixer: Then they talk about how he was once a goon
[01:49:59] Metroixer: And he made an ask/tell topic, about how he SPLIT HIS DICK
[01:50:00] Metroixer: THERE ARE PICTURES
[01:50:05] Cptn. Awesome: D: D:
[01:50:07] Buzz Killington: (puke)
[01:50:26] Metroixer: Let me see if I can find a wonderful description for you one particualr goon made
[01:51:39] Metroixer: Oh my god why can't I block these pictures dear *bleep*
[01:51:48] Metroixer: Going through this topic again is a hilarious nightmare
[01:51:52] Cptn. Awesome: Got firefox with ABP?
[01:52:01] Metroixer: I have firefox
[01:52:08] Metroixer: But meh, I don't care in the end
[01:52:13] Cptn. Awesome: Being able to block images is a godsend
[01:52:31] Buzz Killington: given all the porn you look at
[01:52:55] Metroixer: Hurhur
[01:53:08] Metroixer: I'm too scared of viruses to even go to seemingly safe sites :V
[01:53:24] Buzz Killington: I was talking to rath
[01:53:43] Cptn. Awesome: I could tell :V
[01:53:53] Metroixer: o :V
[01:54:17] Cptn. Awesome: Anyway: that quote
[01:54:32] Metroixer: God I can't find it
[01:54:38] Metroixer: Still looking
[01:54:59] Buzz Killington: *bleep*!
[01:55:20] Buzz Killington: I accidently reset the sega u=emu
[01:55:22] Metroixer: Well this isn't it but it's a good one
[01:55:34] Metroixer: "how do you jerk off with such a penis"
[01:55:59] Buzz Killington: there's a winner
[01:56:05] Cptn. Awesome: Thats something I dont want to even think about
[01:56:18] Cptn. Awesome: Guess it's not called "helldump" for nothing
[01:56:33] Cptn. Awesome: :D
[01:56:34] Metroixer: "its like think of a weiner, right, then think of the underside of the wiener starting down near the mans' testicle sack, then think about that gettin split open like a *bleep*in baked potato, all spongy ass weiner meat gazin out like FREEDOM AT LAST dude's weiner lookin like a mother*bleep*in king crab leg. there was also a gif of the most mangled weiner i have ever seen ejaculatin w/o stimulation "
[01:56:53] Buzz Killington: wow
[01:56:58] Buzz Killington: uh
[01:56:59] Cptn. Awesome: That's... detailed
[01:57:06] Metroixer: This is an exact summary of what it looks like
[01:57:07] Metroixer: No lie
[01:57:57] Cptn. Awesome: JD can test it :V
[01:57:27] Buzz Killington: I've never felt so compelled to laugh and vomit all at once
[01:57:38] Metroixer: You want me to link you to the topic?
[01:57:38] Cptn. Awesome: I know what ya mean
[01:57:45] Cptn. Awesome: Would guests be able to view it?
[01:57:46] Metroixer: It's even better there
[01:57:50] Metroixer: I'm not sure
[01:57:57] Cptn. Awesome: JD can test it :V
[01:58:02] Metroixer: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3109533
[01:58:05] Metroixer: Just remember
[01:58:07] Metroixer: NSFW
[01:58:09] Metroixer: To the max
[01:58:13] Buzz Killington: I have a SA account
[01:58:20] GameboyHero: what you see, you can't UNSEE
[01:58:20] Cptn. Awesome: Really?
[01:58:25] Buzz Killington: yup
[01:58:39] Metroixer: So can you guys view it?
[01:59:00] Metroixer: Awesome
[01:59:02] Metroixer: Have fun
[01:59:07] Buzz Killington: oh
[01:59:08] CFBalla: I'm not clicking D:
[01:59:15] Cptn. Awesome: Nor am I :/
[01:59:22] Buzz Killington: You bastard
[01:59:27] Metroixer: XD
[01:59:28] Cptn. Awesome: :P
[01:59:40] Metroixer: Saw the first picture?
[01:59:48] Buzz Killington: yup
[01:59:53] Metroixer: Ahahaha
[02:00:06] Metroixer: It only gets better
[02:00:06] Buzz Killington: I feel violated
[02:00:22] Buzz Killington: CHECK THIS OUT! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3109533
[02:00:40] Cptn. Awesome: Thats the same thread
[02:00:43] Metroixer: Haha
[02:00:45] CFBalla: Duh
[02:00:48] Metroixer: He was trying to trick you guys, duh
[02:00:52] Buzz Killington: Damn, I tried
[02:01:00] CFBalla: I'm not *bleep*...or gullible
[02:01:29] Buzz Killington: I thought for sure the caps and exclamtion point would do it
[02:01:33] Cptn. Awesome: Nah
[02:01:45] CFBalla: Who do you think I am? Bigruss?
[02:01:52] Cptn. Awesome: xD
[02:02:09] GameboyHero: BIG CAPS
[02:02:11] Cptn. Awesome: ysosrs?
[02:02:31] CFBalla: http://superlpbros.com/index.php?showtopic=1119
[02:02:33] CFBalla: Have fun

~~

[21:36:11] Pikamar: Pokémon eggs?
[21:36:54] Pikamar: Also Ratatouille is a very enjoyable movie.
[21:37:09] Pikamar: Also I just relaize that this conversation was half an hour ago.
[21:41:01] Arjen: good boy
[21:41:11] Pikamar: good boy?
[21:44:49] Arjen: yup
[21:44:51] Arjen: that's what you are
[21:44:52] Arjen: a good boy
[21:44:59] Pikamar: Nice... I suppose...
[21:45:01] fluffythehamster: *pat pat*
[21:45:25] Rath: Can I stroke the Pikamar?
[21:45:36] fluffythehamster: don't go any lower then the belly button
[21:46:13] Pikamar: Pika.
[21:46:22 | Edited 21:46:27] Rath: Rath strokes the Pikamar
[21:46:32] Pikamar: Piiiika.
[21:46:44] Pikamar: Okay this is getting disturbing.
[21:46:55] Rath: It'd be worse if QC was here :I
[21:47:27] fluffythehamster: don't get it on your face, you'll get cancer
[21:47:37] Rath: GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
[21:47:43] fluffythehamster: STOP DROP AND ROLL
[21:47:45] fluffythehamster: STOP DROP AND ROLL MAN
[21:47:55] Rath: Rath panics
[21:48:03] Pikamar: SHOCK MOP AND DROOL!
[21:48:16] fluffythehamster: Rath has Pikacancer
[21:48:19] Rath: D:
[21:48:55] Pikamar: Congratulations! Pikacancer has been caught!
[21:49:04] Pikamar: Do you want to give Pikacancer a nickname?

[23:35:02] Alex: Alex grabs Saki and puts a gun to his head.
[23:35:08] BusymotoFanboy: ...
[23:35:13] Alex: NOBODY LEAVES
[23:35:17] Alex: NOBODY
[23:35:18] BusymotoFanboy: Now, QC. You know I can kill you in an instant.
[23:35:28] Alex: YOU MADE ME STRONGER
[23:35:28] Rath: Rath grabs the popcorn and soda
[23:35:37] Alex: MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU YOURSELF
[23:35:38] Metroixer: Metroixer joins rath
[23:35:50] BusymotoFanboy: BusymotoFanboy charges up the A.S.P.
[23:35:59] Rath: So, who d'ya reckon'll win? *munches*
[23:36:03] BusymotoFanboy: You will NEVER conquer the A.S.P.
[23:36:08] Metroixer: Probably saki
[23:36:13] Alex: Alex brings Lolspeekite out.
[23:36:18] Alex: YOU ARE POWERLESS NOW
[23:36:27] BusymotoFanboy: BusymotoFanboy releases the A.S.P.
[23:36:35] Arjen: Arjen leaves
[23:36:36] Rath: Hmm... I could see it going either way
[23:36:39] Alex: Alex deflects it with the Lolspeekite.
[23:36:46] BusymotoFanboy: *cue Supernova-long animation*
[23:36:59] Rath: Sure, the ASP is a great power... but there's gotta be a drawback
[23:36:59] Alex: Alex lunges for Saki with a sword.
[23:37:08] BusymotoFanboy: Hya!
[23:37:16] BusymotoFanboy: BusymotoFanboy narrowly avoids the blade
[23:37:18] Alex: AWESOME SCOTTISH POWER GO
[23:37:23] BusymotoFanboy: Okay, that was-
[23:37:27] BusymotoFanboy: OH NO YOU DON'T
[23:37:31] Alex: *Haggises and knives fly towards Saki*
[23:37:36] Rath: ASP vs A.S.P!
[23:37:39] BusymotoFanboy: BusymotoFanboy summons the power of Haruame and DBHGamer to aid him
[23:37:45] BusymotoFanboy: HYYYAAAAAAA~
[23:37:47 | Edited 23:37:59] Rath: Rath grabs a flying piece of haggis to eat
[23:37:47] Alex: WAIT
[23:37:54] Alex: I have a kilt on.
[23:38:02] Alex: And, you know what they say about Scots with kilts...
[23:38:07] BusymotoFanboy: BusymotoFanboy unleashes a terrible beam of destruction
[23:38:09] Alex: Alex unleashes the blow.
[23:38:10] BusymotoFanboy: I DON'T CARE
[23:38:16] BusymotoFanboy: *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
[23:38:18] Arjen: (envy)
[23:38:21] Alex: Alex fires a beam from his kilt.
[23:38:30] Arjen: watch out! that's semen.
[23:38:38] BusymotoFanboy: *the destructive force clashes*
[23:38:41] BusymotoFanboy: ... Wait.
[23:38:42] Alex: HUUUUUUUURGH
[23:38:44] BusymotoFanboy: What the hell have we done?!
[23:38:47] BusymotoFanboy: AAAAAAAAA
[23:38:53] Arjen: we made an underage kid come
[23:38:58] Arjen: over some fanfiction
[23:38:59] Rath: Covered the stadium, or what remains of it, in firey semen
[23:39:00] Arjen: LPF fanfiction
[23:39:00] Alex: I'm 16 boyo.
[23:39:09] Arjen: <18 == underage
[23:39:12] Rath: LPF fanfiction? AGAIN?!
[23:39:13 | Edited 23:39:19] BusymotoFanboy: BusymotoFanboy powers down
[23:39:28] Arjen: 18 <= underage
[23:39:40] BusymotoFanboy: I admit it, without Haruame at my side, I'm having some problems here.
[23:39:43] Arjen: actually 17 <= underage
[23:39:55] BusymotoFanboy: Then again, QC, you can't possibly beat me.
[23:40:03] Alex: Eh
[23:40:05] Alex: Probably not.
[23:40:10] Arjen: IT'S TIME FOR A RAP BATTLE TO SOLVED THIS!
[23:40:17] Arjen: FIRST GOES ALEX
[23:40:18] BusymotoFanboy: We can achieve a really tough stalemate, though.
[23:40:22] Rath: Oh god
[23:40:22] Arjen: HE HAS ONE MINUTE TO MAKE UP A DISSRAP
[23:40:22] BusymotoFanboy: And no, *bleep* that shit.
[23:40:32] Alex: Saki sucks. WORD
[23:40:38] Alex: I'm done.
[23:40:44] BusymotoFanboy: If that's what it comes to, I give the victory to Alex.
[23:40:44] Alex: 'Cause I'm too lazy just now.
[23:40:45] Arjen: THE CROWD GOES WILD
[23:40:46] Rath: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:40:48] BusymotoFanboy: I have my honour.
[23:40:49] Arjen: NOW IT'S SAKI TURN
[23:40:55] BusymotoFanboy: Ehh... whatever.
[23:41:00] Rath: Is it wrong that I can't stop laughing at this point?
[23:41:01] Alex: SHIT
[23:41:02] Arjen: RATH TAKES SAKI'S TURN
[23:41:04] Alex: HE BEAT ME
[23:41:20] BusymotoFanboy: *bom, bom-tish* Now QC he is really bad, Saki however is really RAD! PEACE OUT, YO!
[23:41:22] BusymotoFanboy: HUH!
[23:41:26] Alex: Lol im so cool i make al the women drool
[23:41:37] Alex: i just have to wak down the street
[23:41:41] Arjen: Alex is so gay, he thinks he's okay
[23:41:59] BusymotoFanboy: QC will soon feel the power of my fist, he's gonna get his knickers in a TWIST!
[23:42:05] Arjen: my ideas are huge, but my penis is even bigger
[23:42:20] Rath: O_o That doesn't rhyme
[23:42:29] BusymotoFanboy: Alex?
[23:42:31] Arjen: poetry bitch
[23:42:32] Alex: It probably does in Dutch.
[23:42:33] Alex: Hrm?
[23:42:36] Alex: Oh, right.
[23:42:50] BusymotoFanboy: You wanna call this one a tie?
[23:42:52] Alex: Yeah.
[23:42:57] Alex: Alex shakes hand.
[23:43:04] BusymotoFanboy: BusymotoFanboy shakes hands
[23:43:07] BusymotoFanboy: Aight, yo.
[23:43:08] Arjen: my ideas are huge, but my penis is even bigger
I might just say, I'll beat a random *bleep*
[23:43:16] Arjen: OOOOOOOOOOOH!
[23:43:19] BusymotoFanboy: Okay, laughing now.
[23:43:28] Arjen: MC GRAWL IN THE HOUSE
[23:43:33] Arjen: REPRESENTING THE DUTCHIES
[23:43:48] Rath: MC Grawl and the Contintental Bitches?
[23:43:53] BusymotoFanboy: Eh.
[23:44:01] BusymotoFanboy: Now Saki and his ulcer are gonna go sleepie.
[23:44:07] BusymotoFanboy: I have work tomorrow. :/
[23:44:13] Arjen: *bleep* when I google for MC Grawl I find Tim McGraw
[23:44:27] BusymotoFanboy: I'll see you all later. :)
[23:44:31] BusymotoFanboy: Take care and such.
[23:44:36] Arjen: peace homie
[23:44:45] Alex: Bye.

~~

[17:15:26] Arjen: so we have Cauch, Soapy, Metty and me here
[17:15:30] Arjen: this calls for something
[17:15:46] Cauchemar: Sex orgy?
[17:16:10] Arjen: perhaps later