Matt J

Football (soccer)

I support Man United.

Games I like:

Fifa
Pro Evo
Tony Hawks
GTA
Tiger Woods
Dynasty Warriors
Gran Turismo
Samurai Warriors
Worms
Rollercoaster Tycoon
Need For Speed
Tekken
Driver
Soul Calibur

Movies I like:

Mallrats
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
2 fast 2 furious
Happy Gilmore
Jackass: The Movie
Jackass: Number 2
The Fast And The Furious
Gone In 60 Seconds
The Matrix
Baseketball

T.V Programmes I like:

Jackass
Viva La Bam
CKY
Dirty Sanchez
Wildboyz
Steve-o Don't Try This At Home
Ryan Dunn- Homewreaker
Family Guy
The Simpsons
Red Dwarf
The Office
2 Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps
One Foot In the Grave
Porridge
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Open All Hours
Faulty Towers
A Question Of Sport
Match Of The Day
The Championship
Golazo
Men Behaving Badly

My favourite bands (at the moment):

Vains Of Jenna
cKy
DragonForce
The Kooks

And just mainly indie, rock, hard rock, punk, classic rock, a little bit of metal.

Most music off the Tony Hawks games.

I play CAM on a football team.

My Neo.friends:

Airwalked

Ari141

Billybobjoe

Cute Phantasy

Da Balla

Don Sciogliere

dwandswforlife

Gazunited

Ikary

JT2200

Mario_13

Memory Of Eileen

Paine99

SkitzO_666

Supreme Kai

tomhealy

Whitetrash2800

Zero Tolerence

NEO-SISTER: Memory of Eileen aka Vero.

My favourite quotes:

[li] Doodles are funny: ChiroVette is a moderating one on the Neo with the extraordinary mamelons. They is modeled on the wax and allow orgasmiques to be transmitted by its breasts in other poo of the people, for result of the crud laiteuses entering reservoirs everywhere.

ih28g2: This member, "Yunalookalike" has been impersonating a moderator for god knows how long. I saw it when she had "FINAL FANTASY" Under "portal staff" I PM'D asking if I can mod the FINAL FANTASY Forum but she said "I DO NOT MOD THE FINAL FANTASY FORUM". So it's obvious by some way of hacking she has put "FINAL FANTASY" under her name. I beleive by posting this the rightful punishment will be placed on this person.

Johnny_G: Matt J - The best name on the list by far. Matt here has copied the tried and true strategy of using his own name and his last initial to create his identity (where have we seen that before?) and it bodes well for him. While Matt is not as memorable as Johnny, that simply cannot be helped - his parents did name him, after all. Kudos Matt, you're in the lead by a huge margin. (5/5)

mnm_fan: I can see it now:

Blonde:
So you own this site??

Chiro:
Yeah, I can do anything I want. See this thread?

Blonde:
Yeah.

Chiro:
*clicks* Not anymore you don't.

Blonde:
Wow that's amazing. Lets go have *snip*

Twii_Light: I could direct you to the rules, but just taunting you seems more fun.

*throws a rock at laptop395*

Studly Cannon: Sonecor and kjgmusic are already in the ring as Jespomo makes his entrance. He is buff, pink, and wearing rabbit ears with purple trunks. Protuding from his trunks he was sporting a large erection, something he constantly uses in combat. As he bombarded to the ring the neoseeker fans cheered in favor of him.

Just as the 3 were ready to get it on Redemption pops on the titantron looking just like his avatar.

'We have 1 more man in this match lols" he quaks cocking back his Quake 3 rocket launcher. Studly Cannon suddenly comes running down the entrance ramp and slides into the ring, fans going wild. The bell rang and immediately the 3 moderators stomp Studly Cannon before he could even get up from his slide in. They pick him up and hurl him over the ropes to the outside.

Sonecor and Music begin exchanging punches and kicks as Jespomo leaps over the top rope and dropkicks Studly in the chest on the outside. He lifts Cannon by the chin with his cox and then slaps him twice in the face, the second slap sending him uncontrollably into the steel steps on the outside. Jespomo came running at him but Studly gives him a drop toe hold into the steps head first.

He gets on top of the steps and lifts jespomo upside down so his head is facing the steps. He quickly sat down, piledriving the colossal cockslapper....


250th post- 13/07/05
500th post- 29/07/05
750th post- 12/08/05
1000th post- 24/09/05
1500th post- 02/01/06
2000th post- 07/06/06
3000th post- 25/03/07

Wanna know more? Drop me a pm.