Note: Reviews posted in the past 45 days are denoted as "new"
Product Tagline Score Date
Movies
Digimon: The Movie None too shabby
7.0
Mar 24 06
Godzilla Size matters!
6.0
May 16 14
Varsity Blues Football is king!
8.8
Nov 18 08
PC Games
Blade Kitten This is why you wake up at 7 in the morning on a Saturday
7.0
Mar 02 11
Capsized Capsized controls
3.0
Dec 09 11
Cave Story+ Jack and Jill went up the hill, and... Jill came tumbling after. The end.
9.0
May 13 13
Cthulhu Saves the World in a way it's kind of sad that a parody RPG eclipses most other turn based RPGs released in the past 6 years new
9.0
Jul 17 14
Guacamelee! Gold Edition *insert some stupid one/Juan pun here*
8.5
Oct 10 13
Half-Life Duct crawling and getting stuck behind pebbles simulator 98... oh and it's a first person shooter too
7.0
Aug 09 12
Limbo Forest Temple
9.0
Dec 27 11
Mark of the Ninja Mark of the Ninja
9.0
Jul 25 13
Mark of the Ninja Ninja kicks you from nowhere and kicks your ass
9.0
Aug 10 13
Max Payne Mobsters will be PUNished by Max ****ing Payne
9.0
Jul 10 12
Plants vs. Zombies Silly Popcap, plants can't protect themselves. Except, of course, the Mexican fighting trees...
8.5
Feb 04 13
Sequence The tower of phat beats
7.0
Feb 07 12
Shank The only game where you can stab someone with a chainsaw
8.0
Jan 29 12
Spelunky HD Deep in the dark without a Game Boy new
7.5
Jul 08 14
Super House of Dead Ninjas Go ninja, go ninja, go – to the tower of terror
9.0
Jun 13 13
The Binding of Isaac god hates us all new
6.0
Jul 08 14
The White Chamber The Dead Space Chamber
6.5
Jan 31 12
Viking: Battle For Asgard Lost vikings? Nope. Only bloodthirsty ones here.
8.0
Nov 18 09
Warlords Battlecry III The Heroes need you to help them.
6.0
Apr 19 05
XBOX 360 Games
Bayonetta Slick over the top action
8.4
Jun 29 10
Bionic Commando Spiderman with a gun
8.6
Jan 02 10
Capsized Capsized controls
3.0
Dec 09 11
Eternal Sonata An eternally guilty pleasure
8.0
Jun 02 11
Mirror's Edge aka Some Eurasian Chick Doing Crazy Stunts
7.6
Feb 01 09
Ninja Gaiden II A masochist’s wet dream
6.6
Oct 19 09
Prince of Persia Reverse S&M
5.0
Nov 04 12
Sega Superstars Tennis Inconsistent and boring time waster inferior to Virtua Tennis 3
3.4
Jul 19 09
The Darkness As dark as a French chick's armpit
8.0
Mar 17 09
Viking: Battle For Asgard Lost vikings? Nope. Only bloodthirsty ones here.
8.0
Nov 18 09
Playstation 3 Games
Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel Aren't these girls just a bit too young?
3.0
Nov 11 11
Assassin's Creed Assassin's Redundancy
6.0
May 19 12
Assassin's Creed II Ezio's got a pair of concrete shoes with your name on them
8.0
Jun 05 12
Assassin's Creed III Assassin's Creed GT
3.5
Apr 01 13
Bodycount Bland
2.5
Sep 14 11
Bulletstorm What Bulletstorm was everyone else playing?
4.0
Mar 24 11
Dante's Inferno Gamer's Purgatory
5.0
Jun 02 11
Darksiders Caught between heaven and hell
9.0
May 17 10
Darksiders II Yo Baron I can dig it!!
7.5
Oct 06 12
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West The greenest apocalypse I've ever seen in a video game
6.6
Feb 02 11
Final Fantasy XIII Like its predecessor, but it's actually good.
7.0
Jun 05 10
Heavenly Sword Forbidden fruit
7.4
Feb 02 11
Heavy Rain Heavy storytelling; light replay value
8.0
Aug 07 10
Knights Contract Douchebags Contract
5.6
Mar 10 11
L.A. Noire Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup
3.0
Jul 09 11
Lair Lair of the six axis
8.0
Sep 07 08
Murdered: Soul Suspect Well class, a girl solved a math problem. You know what that means. WITCH! new
8.0
Aug 05 14
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm I'm going to be a mediocre game someday, believe it!
6.0
Jan 19 13
Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus Warps between bits and pieces of the game
7.5
Mar 01 14
Shadows of the Damned Dead Silent Evil 7
7.0
Nov 12 11
Sleeping Dogs Don't stir the pot; just do what other people are doing, only better!
9.0
Feb 16 13
Soul Calibur V Almost a continuum shift in the calamity trigger
7.0
Mar 21 12
South Park: The Stick of Truth “Oh my god they killed THQ!” “You bastards!!”
8.5
May 26 14
Splatterhouse This game doesn't have to die, gamers.
8.4
Jul 24 11
TRINITY: Souls of Zill O'll Trinity: Souls Of BORING
2.6
May 23 11
WET Prince Of Persia + Guns
7.0
Feb 28 11
Playstation 2 Games
Dark Cloud At least SOME people remember Actraiser
8.0
Mar 17 06
Devil May Cry 3 Hardest game yet
9.2
Apr 17 06
EyeToy: Play EyeToy Play
3.0
May 21 05
EyeToy: Play 2 EyeToy Play 2
3.6
May 21 05
Final Fantasy X Why use a sword when a volley ball seems to be more effective?
5.5
Apr 22 13
Final Fantasy X-2 Final Fantasy X-2
6.4
May 21 05
Final Fantasy XII Overrated mess of graphics and hype
4.0
Jul 18 08
God of War God of emptiness
6.4
Jul 28 11
God of War II: Divine Retribution More mediocrity in a great game's clothing
6.0
Oct 02 11
Jak and Daxter So Rodney Dangerfield and Warner Brothers make a game...
7.0
Mar 20 13
Jak II Grand Theft Auto + Jak and Daxter = Grand Theft Jak.
7.6
Apr 26 05
Killzone Killing + Zoned areas = Killzone
4.2
Mar 08 06
Kingdom Hearts An interactive Disney cartoon financed by Squaresoft
7.0
Feb 27 12
Kingdom Hearts II What happens when Elton John comes up to Square and whacks them with a sack of money
4.5
Nov 22 12
Mortal Kombat: Deception What deception?
8.0
Mar 25 06
Ratchet & Clank Bubsy with a gun and competent gameplay and controls
8.0
Jun 29 10
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando Off kilt, high octane and freeballing action that's a bit loose
8.5
Dec 16 12
Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal Doesn't seem right
6.2
Jul 02 06
Shadow of the Colossus Kicks the arse of many games
9.4
Apr 24 06
Sonic Heroes Longer, faster and more, uhh, entertaining.
7.4
Apr 22 05
SoulCalibur II Screw the Arcades, I have a PS2!
8.0
Nov 21 08
Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly Spyro! Enter the fly of despair.
4.6
Jun 28 05
The Mark of Kri Tribally Chinese
8.8
Dec 13 08
The Simpsons Skateboarding Simpsons Novice Skating 1.
3.0
Jun 28 05
The Simpsons: Hit & Run Grand Theft Simpsons.
5.6
Jun 28 05
Playstation Games
Spyro the Dragon OWW! Fire hot! new
7.8
Jul 08 14
Wii Games
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards King Dedede, I need help!
7.0
Jun 01 05
Mega Man 9 A modified Mega Man 2, with some more modern twists.
9.0
Oct 26 08
Super Paper Mario Dada da dada-da HEY!
8.6
Aug 20 09
The Legend of Zelda The original Legend of Zelda leaves a good first impression
8.0
May 21 05
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link Different but still good.
8.8
May 21 05
iPhone Games
Limbo Forest Temple
9.0
Dec 27 11
iPad Games
Limbo Forest Temple
9.0
Dec 27 11
Gamecube Games
James Bond 007 in...Agent Under Fire Meh. Simply Meh.
6.4
Apr 14 05
Luigi's Mansion Scary, or is it?
5.6
Apr 18 05
Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Multi-man Karts.
7.8
Apr 28 05
Mario Party 5 MARIO PARTY CENTRAL
8.0
Mar 26 05
Medal of Honor: European Assault Medal of Honor: European Assault.
7.6
Jun 29 05
Mega Man Network Transmission Worst Megaman game in existence
2.0
Apr 22 05
Metroid Prime Shoot to your hearts content.
9.4
Apr 22 05
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Metroid Prime 2.
9.6
May 03 05
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Let there be paper!
7.8
Apr 08 05
Sonic Adventure 2: Battle Sexy
9.0
Apr 22 05
Star Fox Adventures Starfox Adventures.
5.6
Jul 08 05
Super Mario Sunshine Not what I thought it would be.
6.0
Jun 24 05
Super Smash Bros. Melee Get this game and your Gamecube will run more smoothly.
9.2
Mar 12 05
Tales of Symphonia Tales of Symphonia
8.8
May 19 05
The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition ALL HAIL THE COLLECTORS EDITION
9.8
Mar 30 05
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker Sailing across that fine line between fun and tedious
7.6
Sep 04 11
Nintendo 64 Games
Banjo-Kazooie Classic, by any and all definitions
8.6
Oct 06 10
Banjo-Tooie Banjo-Tooie
8.0
May 15 05
Conker's Bad Fur Day Conker's Bad Fur Day (2nd best N64 game ever).
9.0
May 27 05
Diddy Kong Racing Poorman's Mario Kart 64
7.6
Jun 01 05
GoldenEye 007 The TRUE best N64 game of all time.
9.8
May 05 05
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards King Dedede, I need help!
7.0
Jun 01 05
Mario Kart 64 Mario Kart 64
7.2
Jun 01 05
Paper Mario Great start on a series
7.6
Apr 22 05
Perfect Dark Well, it influenced Halo! What more do you want!?
8.0
Sep 29 06
Rayman 2: The Great Escape Not much of an escape
7.8
May 28 05
Star Wars: Episode I Racer Eat my dust, slimeball!
8.0
Jun 06 14
Super Mario 64 First N64 game is good
9.0
Jun 05 05
Super Smash Bros. Started Super Smash Brothers off well
7.2
Apr 26 05
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time BEST FREAKEN N64 GAME EVA!!!
9.2
Mar 30 05
Nintendo 3DS Games
Kid Icarus: Uprising I want to make a joke about hand cramps uprising but this is actually a good game
7.0
Jun 18 12
Game Boy Advance Games
Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros. An excellent port of the game that started it all...
9.4
Feb 28 06
Fire Emblem One of Gameboy Advance's greatest games
8.6
Sep 29 06
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories KINGDOM HEARTS ROX!!!!!!!!!!!
8.4
Mar 15 05
Pokémon Ruby Poke'mon Ruby
5.4
Jun 03 05
Pokémon Sapphire Poke'mon Sapphire
6.0
Jun 03 05
Super Mario Advance Good port of a classic Mario game pt1
8.8
Jun 09 05
Game Boy Color Games
Castlevania: The Adventure Castlevania goes handheld, black and lime!
7.0
Oct 19 08
Pokémon Red GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
9.0
Jun 03 05
Pokémon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition Pikachu! I choose you!
9.2
Jun 03 05
Super Mario Land Lime fits Mario quite well
8.4
Apr 18 09
Nintendo Entertainment System Games
Altered Beast (Import) this mediocre port just shows that Altered Beast always ends up better remembered for its influence and not the game itself
5.5
May 09 14
Contra Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
9.0
Mar 14 08
Crystalis Adventure/Action/RPG's roots
9.0
Nov 09 08
Deadly Towers Shite towers
0.0
Dec 09 08
Disney Adventures in the Magic Kingdom Fairly short but fun
8.0
Dec 10 08
Duck Tales Duck Tales! Woo-hoo!
9.6
Apr 16 09
Ice Climber Climb and eat!
3.0
May 24 08
Journey to Silius Silius Sounds Good
9.6
Aug 19 08
Karate Kid It's not that bad...but damn it's cheap!
4.0
Nov 09 08
Legendary Wings A shoot em up of legendary proportions
9.4
Dec 17 08
Mega Man The original blue bomber starts his journey strong
8.0
Feb 03 11
Mega Man 2 The original blue bomber continues his winning streak
9.0
Feb 23 11
Monster Party Party in blood!
7.4
Nov 18 08
Silver Surfer The thin white line between shoot em up hard and just f'ing impossible
4.0
Oct 19 09
Snake, Rattle & Roll Man I'm trippin balls!
7.0
Dec 16 08
Super Contra Right, Left, Down, Up, A, B, Start
9.6
Mar 28 08
The Legend of Zelda The original Legend of Zelda leaves a good first impression
8.0
May 21 05
Transformers: Convoy no Nazo (Import) Worst anime liscenced game I've ever played
2.0
May 29 08
Yo! Noid Yo!
9.0
Dec 07 08
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link Different but still good.
8.8
May 21 05
Super Nintendo Entertainment System Games
Disney's Bonkers With all these bombs, you'd think Bonkers was the criminal
7.0
Feb 02 11
Final Fantasy II Cecil is a girl's name
8.5
Sep 02 13
Rival Turf Rival Turd!
1.4
Feb 12 10
Street Fighter II Fighting messiah!
9.6
Dec 19 08
Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts Something that should be documented in the history books
9.0
Feb 12 10
Super Mario All Stars Great compilation of four...well, three classic games
9.2
Jun 24 05
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island Yoshi's Island
9.0
May 03 05
Wild Guns Cowboys, robots and bounty hunters. Call Hollywood!
9.4
Oct 20 09
SEGA GENESIS Games
Vectorman Vectored brilliance
9.0
Aug 16 10
SEGA Mastersystem Games
Alex Kidd in Miracle World It's a miracle!
8.6
Nov 27 08
F-16 Fighting Falcon Incoherant garbage
0.6
Nov 23 08
Rampage A mindless boredom killer
7.2
Nov 28 08
Wii U Games
Ice Climber Climb and eat!
3.0
May 24 08
Mega Man The original blue bomber starts his journey strong
8.0
Feb 03 11
Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts Something that should be documented in the history books
9.0
Feb 12 10
PlayStation Vita Games
Final Fantasy X-2 HD Final Fantasy X-2
6.4
May 21 05
Jak and Daxter: The Precursor Legacy HD So Rodney Dangerfield and Warner Brothers make a game...
7.0
Mar 20 13
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