| Product |
Tagline |
Score |
Date |
Movies | |
| Digimon: The Movie |
None too shabby |
 7.0 |
Mar 24 06 |
| Varsity Blues |
Football is king! |
 8.8 |
Nov 18 08 |
PC Games | |
| Blade Kitten |
This is why you wake up at 7 in the morning on a Saturday |
7.0 |
Mar 02 11 |
| Capsized |
Capsized controls |
 3.0 |
Dec 09 11 |
| Limbo |
Forest Temple |
 9.0 |
Dec 27 11 |
| Sequence |
The tower of phat beats |
7.0 |
Feb 07 12 |
| Shank |
The only game where you can stab someone with a chainsaw |
 8.0 |
Jan 29 12 |
| The White Chamber |
The Dead Space Chamber |
 6.5 |
Jan 31 12 |
| Warlords Battlecry III |
The Heroes need you to help them. |
 6.0 |
Apr 19 05 |
XBOX 360 Games | |
| Bayonetta |
Slick over the top action |
 8.4 |
Jun 29 10 |
| Bionic Commando |
Spiderman with a gun |
 8.6 |
Jan 02 10 |
| Eternal Sonata |
An eternally guilty pleasure |
8.0 |
Jun 02 11 |
| Mirror's Edge |
aka Some Eurasian Chick Doing Crazy Stunts |
 7.6 |
Feb 01 09 |
| Ninja Gaiden II |
A masochist’s wet dream |
 6.6 |
Oct 19 09 |
| Sega Superstars Tennis |
Inconsistent and boring time waster inferior to Virtua Tennis 3 |
 3.4 |
Jul 19 09 |
| The Darkness |
As dark as a French chick's armpit |
8.0 |
Mar 17 09 |
| Viking: Battle For Asgard |
Lost vikings? Nope. Only bloodthirsty ones here. |
8.0 |
Nov 18 09 |
Playstation 3 Games | |
| Ar tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel |
Aren't these girls just a bit too young? |
3.0 |
Nov 11 11 |
| Assassin's Creed |
Assassin's Redundancy new |
 5.0 |
May 19 12 |
| Bodycount |
Bland |
 2.5 |
Sep 14 11 |
| Bulletstorm |
What Bulletstorm was everyone else playing? |
 4.0 |
Mar 24 11 |
| Dante's Inferno |
Gamer's Purgatory |
5.0 |
Jun 02 11 |
| Darksiders |
Caught between heaven and hell |
9.0 |
May 17 10 |
| Enslaved: Odyssey to the West |
The greenest apocalypse I've ever seen in a video game |
6.6 |
Feb 02 11 |
| Final Fantasy XIII |
Like its predecessor, but it's actually good. |
7.0 |
Jun 05 10 |
| Heavenly Sword |
Forbidden fruit |
 7.4 |
Feb 02 11 |
| Heavy Rain |
Heavy storytelling; light replay value |
8.0 |
Aug 07 10 |
| Knights Contract |
Douchebags Contract |
 5.6 |
Mar 10 11 |
| L.A. Noire |
Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup |
3.0 |
Jul 09 11 |
| Lair |
Lair of the six axis |
8.0 |
Sep 07 08 |
| Shadows of the Damned |
Dead Silent Evil 7 |
7.0 |
Nov 12 11 |
| Soul Calibur V |
Almost a continuum shift in the calamity trigger |
7.0 |
Mar 21 12 |
| Splatterhouse |
This game doesn't have to die, gamers. |
8.4 |
Jul 24 11 |
| TRINITY: Souls of Zill O'll |
Trinity: Souls Of BORING |
 2.6 |
May 23 11 |
| WET |
Prince Of Persia + Guns |
7.0 |
Feb 28 11 |
Playstation 2 Games | |
| Dark Cloud |
At least SOME people remember Actraiser |
8.0 |
Mar 17 06 |
| Devil May Cry 3 |
Hardest game yet |
 9.2 |
Apr 17 06 |
| EyeToy: Play |
EyeToy Play |
3.0 |
May 21 05 |
| EyeToy: Play 2 |
EyeToy Play 2 |
 3.6 |
May 21 05 |
| Final Fantasy X |
PLAY IT!!! |
8.0 |
Mar 30 05 |
| Final Fantasy X-2 |
Final Fantasy X-2 |
 6.4 |
May 21 05 |
| Final Fantasy XII |
Overrated mess of graphics and hype |
4.0 |
Jul 18 08 |
| God of War |
God of emptiness |
6.4 |
Jul 28 11 |
| God of War II: Divine Retribution |
More mediocrity in a great game's clothing |
6.0 |
Oct 02 11 |
| Jak II |
Grand Theft Auto + Jak and Daxter = Grand Theft Jak. |
7.6 |
Apr 26 05 |
| Killzone |
Killing + Zoned areas = Killzone |
 4.2 |
Mar 08 06 |
| Kingdom Hearts |
An interactive Disney cartoon financed by Squaresoft |
7.0 |
Feb 27 12 |
| Mortal Kombat: Deception |
What deception? |
8.0 |
Mar 25 06 |
| Ratchet & Clank |
Bubsy with a gun and competent gameplay and controls |
8.0 |
Jun 29 10 |
| Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal |
Doesn't seem right |
 6.2 |
Jul 02 06 |
| Shadow of the Colossus |
Kicks the arse of many games |
 9.4 |
Apr 24 06 |
| Sonic Heroes |
Longer, faster and more, uhh, entertaining. |
7.4 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Soul Calibur II |
Screw the Arcades, I have a PS2! |
8.0 |
Nov 21 08 |
| Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly |
Spyro! Enter the fly of despair. |
 4.6 |
Jun 28 05 |
| The Mark of Kri |
Tribally Chinese |
8.8 |
Dec 13 08 |
| The Simpsons Skateboarding |
Simpsons Novice Skating 1. |
3.0 |
Jun 28 05 |
| The Simpsons: Hit & Run |
Grand Theft Simpsons. |
5.6 |
Jun 28 05 |
Wii Games | |
| Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards |
King Dedede, I need help! |
7.0 |
Jun 01 05 |
| Mega Man 9 |
A modified Mega Man 2, with some more modern twists. |
9.0 |
Oct 26 08 |
| Super Paper Mario |
Dada da dada-da HEY! |
8.6 |
Aug 20 09 |
| The Legend of Zelda |
The original Legend of Zelda leaves a good first impression |
8.0 |
May 21 05 |
| Zelda II: The Adventure of Link |
Different but still good. |
8.8 |
May 21 05 |
Gamecube Games | |
| James Bond 007 in...Agent Under Fire |
Meh. Simply Meh. |
6.4 |
Apr 14 05 |
| Luigi's Mansion |
Scary, or is it? |
5.6 |
Apr 18 05 |
| Mario Kart: Double Dash!! |
Multi-man Karts. |
 7.8 |
Apr 28 05 |
| Mario Party 5 |
MARIO PARTY CENTRAL |
8.0 |
Mar 26 05 |
| Medal of Honor: European Assault |
Medal of Honor: European Assault. |
7.6 |
Jun 29 05 |
| Mega Man Network Transmission |
Worst Megaman game in existence |
 2.0 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Metroid Prime |
Shoot to your hearts content. |
9.4 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Metroid Prime 2: Echoes |
Metroid Prime 2. |
 9.6 |
May 03 05 |
| Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door |
Let there be paper! |
7.8 |
Apr 08 05 |
| Sonic Adventure 2: Battle |
Sexy |
9.0 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Star Fox Adventures |
Starfox Adventures. |
5.6 |
Jul 08 05 |
| Super Mario Sunshine |
Not what I thought it would be. |
6.0 |
Jun 24 05 |
| Super Smash Bros. Melee |
Get this game and your Gamecube will run more smoothly. |
9.2 |
Mar 12 05 |
| Tales of Symphonia |
Tales of Symphonia |
8.8 |
May 19 05 |
| The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition |
ALL HAIL THE COLLECTORS EDITION |
 9.8 |
Mar 30 05 |
| The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker |
Sailing across that fine line between fun and tedious |
7.6 |
Sep 04 11 |
Nintendo 64 Games | |
| Banjo-Kazooie |
Classic, by any and all definitions |
8.6 |
Oct 06 10 |
| Banjo-Tooie |
Banjo-Tooie |
8.0 |
May 15 05 |
| Conker's Bad Fur Day |
Conker's Bad Fur Day (2nd best N64 game ever). |
9.0 |
May 27 05 |
| Diddy Kong Racing |
Poorman's Mario Kart 64 |
7.6 |
Jun 01 05 |
| GoldenEye 007 |
The TRUE best N64 game of all time. |
9.8 |
May 05 05 |
| Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards |
King Dedede, I need help! |
7.0 |
Jun 01 05 |
| Mario Kart 64 |
Mario Kart 64 |
 7.2 |
Jun 01 05 |
| Paper Mario |
Great start on a series |
7.6 |
Apr 22 05 |
| Perfect Dark |
Well, it influenced Halo! What more do you want!? |
8.0 |
Sep 29 06 |
| Rayman 2: The Great Escape |
Not much of an escape |
7.8 |
May 28 05 |
| Super Mario 64 |
First N64 game is good |
9.0 |
Jun 05 05 |
| Super Smash Bros. |
Started Super Smash Brothers off well |
7.2 |
Apr 26 05 |
| The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time |
BEST FREAKEN N64 GAME EVA!!! |
9.2 |
Mar 30 05 |
Game Boy Advance Games | |
| Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros. |
An excellent port of the game that started it all... |
9.4 |
Feb 28 06 |
| Fire Emblem |
One of Gameboy Advance's greatest games |
8.6 |
Sep 29 06 |
| Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories |
KINGDOM HEARTS ROX!!!!!!!!!!! |
8.4 |
Mar 15 05 |
| Pokémon Ruby |
Poke'mon Ruby |
 5.4 |
Jun 03 05 |
| Pokémon Sapphire |
Poke'mon Sapphire |
6.0 |
Jun 03 05 |
| Super Mario Advance |
Good port of a classic Mario game pt1 |
8.8 |
Jun 09 05 |
Game Boy Color Games | |
| Castlevania: The Adventure |
Castlevania goes handheld, black and lime! |
7.0 |
Oct 19 08 |
| Pokémon Red |
GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! |
9.0 |
Jun 03 05 |
| Pokémon Yellow: Special Pikachu Edition |
Pikachu! I choose you! |
9.2 |
Jun 03 05 |
| Super Mario Land |
Lime fits Mario quite well |
8.4 |
Apr 18 09 |
Nintendo Entertainment System Games | |
| Contra |
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start |
9.0 |
Mar 14 08 |
| Crystalis |
Adventure/Action/RPG's roots |
9.0 |
Nov 09 08 |
| Deadly Towers |
Shite towers |
 0.0 |
Dec 09 08 |
| Disney Adventures in the Magic Kingdom |
Fairly short but fun |
8.0 |
Dec 10 08 |
| Duck Tales |
Duck Tales! Woo-hoo! |
9.6 |
Apr 16 09 |
| Ice Climber |
Climb and eat! |
3.0 |
May 24 08 |
| Journey to Silius |
Silius Sounds Good |
9.6 |
Aug 19 08 |
| Karate Kid |
It's not that bad...but damn it's cheap! |
4.0 |
Nov 09 08 |
| Legendary Wings |
A shoot em up of legendary proportions |
9.4 |
Dec 17 08 |
| Mega Man |
The original blue bomber starts his journey strong |
8.0 |
Feb 03 11 |
| Mega Man 2 |
The original blue bomber continues his winning streak |
9.0 |
Feb 23 11 |
| Monster Party |
Party in blood! |
7.4 |
Nov 18 08 |
| Silver Surfer |
The thin white line between shoot em up hard and just f'ing impossible |
4.0 |
Oct 19 09 |
| Snake, Rattle & Roll |
Man I'm trippin balls! |
7.0 |
Dec 16 08 |
| Super Contra |
Right, Left, Down, Up, A, B, Start |
9.6 |
Mar 28 08 |
| The Legend of Zelda |
The original Legend of Zelda leaves a good first impression |
8.0 |
May 21 05 |
| Transformers: Convoy no Nazo (Import) |
Worst anime liscenced game I've ever played |
2.0 |
May 29 08 |
| Yo! Noid |
Yo! |
9.0 |
Dec 07 08 |
| Zelda II: The Adventure of Link |
Different but still good. |
8.8 |
May 21 05 |
Super Nintendo Entertainment System Games | |
| Disney's Bonkers |
With all these bombs, you'd think Bonkers was the criminal |
7.0 |
Feb 02 11 |
| Rival Turf |
Rival Turd! |
 1.4 |
Feb 12 10 |
| Street Fighter II |
Fighting messiah! |
9.6 |
Dec 19 08 |
| Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts |
Something that should be documented in the history books |
9.0 |
Feb 12 10 |
| Super Mario All Stars |
Great compilation of four...well, three classic games |
9.2 |
Jun 24 05 |
| Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island |
Yoshi's Island |
9.0 |
May 03 05 |
| Wild Guns |
Cowboys, robots and bounty hunters. Call Hollywood! |
9.4 |
Oct 20 09 |
SEGA GENESIS Games | |
| Vectorman |
Vectored brilliance |
9.0 |
Aug 16 10 |
SEGA Mastersystem Games | |
| Alex Kidd in Miracle World |
It's a miracle! |
8.6 |
Nov 27 08 |
| F-16 Fighting Falcon |
Incoherant garbage |
 0.6 |
Nov 23 08 |
| Rampage |
A mindless boredom killer |
7.2 |
Nov 28 08 |
