Lukas

Various quotes:

I hear this movie has so many special effects, that practically nothing is real!


If a game doesn't have rules, it's isn't a game is it?
No. It's politics.
Exactly.


Paper covers rock!! Rock smashes scissors!! Scissors cuts paper!!
Paper covers rock!! Rock smashes scissors!! Scissors cuts paper!!
Paper covers rock!! Rock smashes scissors!! Scissors cuts paper!!


I don't want any Enslaved covers unless they're cover by the cast of Glee


If the opposite of pro is con... is the opposite of progress congress?


I do feel bad that Lars Ulrich has to wait a few months before he can afford his gold plated shark tank bar. *bleep* pirates :(


Q. What college did Miyamoto graduate from?
A. Wii U


"Dude! I met this really awesome girl. We went out on an amazing first date where she completely stripped me of all semblances of manhood and dignity, read me a huge list of rules (which, of course I will be obeying steadfastly), informed me that my obedience training begins effective immediately, made me pay for a really expensive night out, AND BEST OF ALL, as part of my emasculation, there was no sex, not even so much as a kiss. Before the night was over, she grabbed my family jewels, ripped them out and said, 'you won't be needing these!' I am in love!"
~Chirovette describing Polarity's first date