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  • LordMaximus Signing Spree :P (Guestbook)
    0 0 May 5, 08 2:04pm

    lol I just made a new neoseeker account, So im looking forward in meeting new ppl well anyways thought I'd sign your GB!

    Take care. And sign back if you can

  • LordMaximus This is art. (Guestbook)
    0 0 Sep 10, 07 2:54pm

    Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snow-cone stand and began licking at the girl's eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure-like intensity--at times, their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no one dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long ashen hair hung down, concealing the girl's face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girl's eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue. "This is disgusting; it's pornography," exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat, vanilla ice cream smeared across her double-chin like a money shot. Counting a balding professor-type in his mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants, "No, no, no. This is beautiful; this is art."

  • LordMaximus 45 (Guestbook)
    0 0 Jan 13, 07 5:53pm


    xI will keep signing until I get animegirl's love!x

  • LordMaximus i wub u (Guestbook)
    0 0 Jan 11, 07 6:41pm

    Gelapeno, you are a total stud.

    In fact, you're so hot, I want you inside me right now

    I love Kjgmusic.

  • LordMaximus Um hi (Guestbook)
    0 0 Nov 7, 06 9:05am

    I hadn't been on Neoseeker in a while, then I saw you in the forums and my brain slowed down. Then I had one of those "Hey i remember you!" moments, even if it wasnt that long ago. So, anyway, er... *quickly scribbles name down on guestbook*

  • LordMaximus ferverxss (Guestbook)
    0 0 Jan 12, 06 10:08pm


    haha have a great year.... and stuff.... well this sucks that you need a certain amount of letters...

  • LordMaximus Sound file (Guestbook)
    0 0 Dec 28, 05 12:02pm

    Thanks for the sound file!

    "Wir gehend, die Verbündeten zu sprengen! Jetzt ist wer oben für ein budwiser?" --- Adolf Hitler

    Anyway, you've been stamped blah,blah,blah

    I hope you aren't sensitive to flashy stuff!






  • LordMaximus Maximus is teh sh!t! (Guestbook)
    0 0 Oct 27, 05 7:04pm

    I don't even to know what to say about you, you weird bastard... but you're cool. Too bad ritalin is perscription only, eh?




    [BANDITO ATTACK]

  • LordMaximus Banana phone! (Guestbook)
    0 0 Oct 27, 05 11:07am

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!
    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!

    I've got this feeling, so appealing
    For us to get together and sing, sing!

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!
    Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding DONANAPHONE!

    It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
    It's the best, beats the rest
    Cellular, Modular, Interactive odular

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!
    Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping PANANAPHONE!

    It’s no baloney, It ain’t a phony
    My cellular, Bananaphone
    Don’t need quarters, don’t need dimes
    To call a friend of mine
    Don’t need computers or TV
    To have a real good time
    I call for pizza, I call my cat
    I call the White House, have a chat
    I place a call around the world
    Operator, get me Beijing jing jing jing!

    Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!
    Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying YANANAPHONE!

    It’s a real live mama and papaphone
    A brother and a sister and a dogophone
    A grandpa phone and a grandma phone too, oh yeah
    My cellular, bananular phone!

    Bananaphone, ring ring ring! It’s a phone with a peal!
    Bananaphone, ring ring ring! Now you can have your phone and eat it too!
    Bananaphone, ring ring ring! this song drives me, bananas!
    Bananaphone, ring ring ring!




    Nice to see someone kickin' ass in the music forum. Keep it up. ^^;

    -Mikey-san

  • LordMaximus yo (Guestbook)
    0 0 Oct 19, 05 11:49am

    yo i have seen you around neo so i thought i would thae the time to say whats up

    oh yeah i like the name lordmaximus only if i thought of it first

  • LordMaximus Free box of cereal offer (Guestbook)
    0 0 Oct 8, 05 2:28pm

    For being such a smart person, Ghetto Bird has decided to offer you a free box of Mike Tysons favorite cereal:

    He likes it, you might too.

    Sign my guestbook to get your free box.
    Sincerely
    Ghetto Bird

  • LordMaximus Hi dude.... (Guestbook)
    0 0 Sep 28, 05 10:51am

    Hi, thanx for complimenting my avatar, usually I'd end this with my suicide stamp, but for you, something special...



    ...Cya round, and sign back whenver you can...

    Adios amigo

  • LordMaximus Whats Up? (Guestbook)
    0 0 Sep 12, 05 12:43pm

    Hey there! Glad you like my fourm preferances. For your compliments, here is your reward:


    Enjoy!

  • LordMaximus Hello (Guestbook)
    0 0 Jun 18, 05 10:00am

    I am just stamping ppl Got a little bored... Hope you like me stamps Please stamp back as well. Thanks
    Jordan


  • LordMaximus BDK Industrial Neon Revolution (Guestbook)
    0 0 May 7, 05 6:21am



    Witness greatness under the form of crystaline post orgasmic exhuberation

    Face the BDK and its one true Hellio

    FenriZ - Korporate Leader & Tyrant Syndicate Advocator

  • LordMaximus BDK Expansion to neon philosophy (Guestbook)
    0 0 Apr 30, 05 3:24am



    The BDK proudly announces its further expansion in to the realm of synthetic generations and neon age lolitas

    FenriZ - Ω INÐЏŞ†ЯÏДL ŖЗQЦ1ΈМ ΛŇĢ∑Ł Ω

  • LordMaximus Yeah Motley Crue (Guestbook)
    0 0 Apr 23, 05 10:38am

    Motley Crue is awesome, you have good taste dude. What else can I say... huh... Victory may be decided by fate, but only fools accept defeat.

  • LordMaximus hey (Guestbook)
    0 0 Apr 22, 05 3:58pm

    I just felt like signing your guestbook, so here it is! Hope you like the pic!

  • LordMaximus Sha da da! (Guestbook)
    0 0 Apr 4, 05 7:43pm

    Sha da da! Here you go!

    I hope you enjoy it. Sign back!

    From the one and only,

  • LordMaximus Hey! (Guestbook)
    0 0 Mar 26, 05 3:24pm

    Hey there LordMaximus

    I thought you might enjoy this stamp so here it is



    Love from jespomo

  • LordMaximus blue oyster cult (Guestbook)
    0 0 Mar 23, 05 4:03pm

    i have the cd with dont fear the reaper, so im gonna sign you gbook. i havent really listened to it much but its still pretty good.



    sign back when you can!

    youve been
    stamped by

  • LordMaximus Hey there sparky (Guestbook)
    0 0 Mar 20, 05 5:36am

    Whats up? Hey man, you got to tell me when all those "Last Played: Blah blah blah" banners you guys have. I seem them all the time. If you don't understand, its above your banner. PM me ok?


    Anyway, hey man, sucks that Jade didn't get more traffic, but that may change. WHo knows. I got it pre-ordered and ready to play. Bye.

  • LordMaximus EH (Guestbook)
    0 0 Feb 21, 05 2:40pm

    Well great, now I don't know what to say. Except to keep it long and hard.

    And use the powerfull hallucinegenic LSD as a chemical weapon.

    When taking a poo feels sexy.

    Message Jamster! and you just might have one of these awesome things sent to you when we get off our wallet padded asses!

  • LordMaximus Stamped (Guestbook)
    0 0 Feb 20, 05 12:59pm


    Gamertag-XxKINIKxX

  • LordMaximus Happy Waffle Day!! (Guestbook)
    0 0 Feb 19, 05 7:54pm



    YAYAYAY HAPPY WAFFLE DAY!!
    I don't even know if there is a waffle day,
    And there probably isn't,
    But I feel like going on a spree,
    And I need a reason..
    Don't I?



    My Best Friend and Yours,
    Justin

    :D:D

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