Gothic_Seductress LordMaximus
May 5, 08 11:04pm
lol I just made a new neoseeker account, So im looking forward in meeting new ppl well anyways thought I'd sign your GB!

Take care. And sign back if you can
Shattered Silence LordMaximus
Sep 10, 07 11:54pm
Jennifer wrestled her friend playfully to the ground in front of the snow-cone stand and began licking at the girl's eyeballs, as if they were sugar cubes. Their bodies convulsed and flailed with an almost seizure-like intensity--at times, their pale limbs seeming to shift back and forth from one torso to the other. A crowd gathered almost immediately to watch these two girls tie and untie their bodies like a pair of pit-vipers. They were confused, or concerned, or shocked, or aroused, or all of the above. But no one dared interfere with the performance. Jennifer's long ashen hair hung down, concealing the girl's face like a curtain around a hospital bed. No one had any idea that the girl's eyes were revolving under her ruby tongue. "This is disgusting; it's pornography," exclaimed a pasty slut white woman in a fur coat, vanilla ice cream smeared across her double-chin like a money shot. Counting a balding professor-type in his mid-forties, his left hand stuffed crassly down the front of his pants, "No, no, no. This is beautiful; this is art."
0Zero0 LordMaximus
Jan 14, 07 4:53am

xI will keep signing until I get animegirl's love!x
Tiki Penguin LordMaximus
Jan 12, 07 5:41am
Gelapeno, you are a total stud.

In fact, you're so hot, I want you inside me right now

I love Kjgmusic.
Super Me LordMaximus
Nov 7, 06 8:05pm
I hadn't been on Neoseeker in a while, then I saw you in the forums and my brain slowed down. Then I had one of those "Hey i remember you!" moments, even if it wasnt that long ago. So, anyway, er... *quickly scribbles name down on guestbook*
Vito LordMaximus
Jan 13, 06 9:08am

haha have a great year.... and stuff.... well this sucks that you need a certain amount of letters...
Super Me LordMaximus
Dec 28, 05 11:02pm
Thanks for the sound file!

"Wir gehend, die Verbündeten zu sprengen! Jetzt ist wer oben für ein budwiser?" --- Adolf Hitler

Anyway, you've been stamped blah,blah,blah

I hope you aren't sensitive to flashy stuff!

Oct 28, 05 4:04am
I don't even to know what to say about you, you weird bastard... but you're cool. Too bad ritalin is perscription only, eh?


Bug Lamp LordMaximus
Oct 27, 05 8:07pm
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!

I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together and sing, sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding DONANAPHONE!

It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best, beats the rest
Cellular, Modular, Interactive odular

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping PANANAPHONE!

It’s no baloney, It ain’t a phony
My cellular, Bananaphone
Don’t need quarters, don’t need dimes
To call a friend of mine
Don’t need computers or TV
To have a real good time
I call for pizza, I call my cat
I call the White House, have a chat
I place a call around the world
Operator, get me Beijing jing jing jing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE!
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying YANANAPHONE!

It’s a real live mama and papaphone
A brother and a sister and a dogophone
A grandpa phone and a grandma phone too, oh yeah
My cellular, bananular phone!

Bananaphone, ring ring ring! It’s a phone with a peal!
Bananaphone, ring ring ring! Now you can have your phone and eat it too!
Bananaphone, ring ring ring! this song drives me, bananas!
Bananaphone, ring ring ring!

Nice to see someone kickin' ass in the music forum. Keep it up. ^^;

Sayyed LordMaximus
Oct 19, 05 8:49pm
yo i have seen you around neo so i thought i would thae the time to say whats up

oh yeah i like the name lordmaximus only if i thought of it first
Ghetto Bird LordMaximus
Oct 8, 05 11:28pm
For being such a smart person, Ghetto Bird has decided to offer you a free box of Mike Tysons favorite cereal:

He likes it, you might too.

Sign my guestbook to get your free box.
Ghetto Bird
No LordMaximus
Sep 28, 05 7:51pm
Hi, thanx for complimenting my avatar, usually I'd end this with my suicide stamp, but for you, something special...

...Cya round, and sign back whenver you can...

Adios amigo
gamer_girl22 LordMaximus
Sep 12, 05 9:43pm
Hey there! Glad you like my fourm preferances. For your compliments, here is your reward:

LilSlaya217 LordMaximus
Jun 18, 05 7:00pm
I am just stamping ppl Got a little bored... Hope you like me stamps Please stamp back as well. Thanks

FenriZ 666 LordMaximus
May 7, 05 3:21pm

Witness greatness under the form of crystaline post orgasmic exhuberation

Face the BDK and its one true Hellio

FenriZ - Korporate Leader & Tyrant Syndicate Advocator
FenriZ 666 LordMaximus
Apr 30, 05 12:24pm

The BDK proudly announces its further expansion in to the realm of synthetic generations and neon age lolitas

ChordPower LordMaximus
Apr 23, 05 7:38pm
Motley Crue is awesome, you have good taste dude. What else can I say... huh... Victory may be decided by fate, but only fools accept defeat.
final fantasy master LordMaximus
Apr 23, 05 12:58am
I just felt like signing your guestbook, so here it is! Hope you like the pic!
lordevil LordMaximus
Apr 5, 05 4:43am
Sha da da! Here you go!

I hope you enjoy it. Sign back!

From the one and only,
jespomo LordMaximus
Mar 27, 05 2:24am
Hey there LordMaximus

I thought you might enjoy this stamp so here it is

Love from jespomo
charade LordMaximus
Mar 24, 05 3:03am
i have the cd with dont fear the reaper, so im gonna sign you gbook. i havent really listened to it much but its still pretty good.

sign back when you can!

youve been
stamped by
Darknet LordMaximus
Mar 20, 05 4:36pm
Whats up? Hey man, you got to tell me when all those "Last Played: Blah blah blah" banners you guys have. I seem them all the time. If you don't understand, its above your banner. PM me ok?

Anyway, hey man, sucks that Jade didn't get more traffic, but that may change. WHo knows. I got it pre-ordered and ready to play. Bye.
rockhole LordMaximus
Feb 22, 05 1:40am
Well great, now I don't know what to say. Except to keep it long and hard.

And use the powerfull hallucinegenic LSD as a chemical weapon.

When taking a poo feels sexy.

Message Jamster! and you just might have one of these awesome things sent to you when we get off our wallet padded asses!
Spectator LordMaximus
Feb 20, 05 11:59pm

TheLord968 LordMaximus
Feb 20, 05 6:54am

I don't even know if there is a waffle day,
And there probably isn't,
But I feel like going on a spree,
And I need a reason..
Don't I?

My Best Friend and Yours,