If you're here, you're either:
a) Bored
b) Bored
c) Other

If you chose a)...
I dunno... go play a Flash Game or surf YouTube or something to cure your boredom. Checking out NeoHomes isn't exactly gonna fit the bill every time.

If you chose b)...
See above.

If you chose c)...

Sorry, I realize that was probably really crap and unhelpful.

Wow. You're actually reading this? Well, this can only mean one thing... my scientific study proving that NeoHomes are actually looked at by some people is complete! Bravo! Oh, and by the way, let it be a warning to you of how lazy I am that I couldn't even be bothered to pick a different font or color or background. Now, without further ado...

Warning. The following content contains extreme cheesiness. Proceed at your own discretion.

My Favorite Poem:

No Title

When God had made the earth and sky,
The flowers and the trees,
He then made all the animals,
The fish, the birds, the bees.

And when at last He'd finished,
Not one was quite the same,
God said "I'll walk this world of mine,
And give each one a name."

And so He traveled far and wide,
And everywhere he went,
A little creature followed Him,
Until it's strength was spent.

When all were named upon the earth,
And in the sky and sea,
The little creature said, "Dear Lord,
There's not one left for me."

Kindly the Father said to him,
"I've left you to the end,
I've turned my name back to front,
To call you dog, my friend."

~ Author Unknown

I couldn't be bothered to put a cheesy poem here (more like I couldn't find one about Sims), so I'll just say it. I am addicted to The Sims. 1, 2, or 3. If it happens, 4 too. Any time, any place, any version, any platform, anywhere. It's all good.

Well, if you've made it this far, I'm assuming you are aware that I am in love with dogs and The Sims 1, 2, and 3. If you haven't picked up on that, I would be concerned.

Now, just one more thing before you can be freed from the grasp of my NeoHome...


~ Lone Lab