Knightmare Chaotix








Intro


Welcome to the Neohome of Knightmare Chaotix. Not much has been added yet, aside from the quotes section, but this NeoHome will expand and be a home for lulz.

NeoHome seems a bit buggy atm, Friends and Misc. sections at least.
Music


*insert long list of artists*

3 Doors Down
Aquabats, The
Blessed By A Broken Heart
Celldweller
Cobra Starship
Devin Townsend
Disturbed
Ensiferum
Escape The Fate
Family Force 5
From First To Last
Gamma Ray
He Is Legend
Hinder
Hoobastank
I Am Ghost
Iron Maiden
Job For A Cowboy
Kalmah
Kamelot
Killswitch Engage
Kinks, The
Kiuas
Korn
Lamb of God
Linkin Park
Lonely Island, The
Lordi
Mars Volta, The
Maximum The Hormone
Megadeth
Megas, The
Metallica
Perfect Circle, A
Plea For Purging, A
Slipknot
Trivium
Weezer
Quotes


Pandella says:
*My girl name should be..OHSHIT
Pandella says:
*I am a girl
Pandella says:
*...I seriously was just about to try to give me a girl name.

(bah) Sven (bah) ~Rend, Leviátan!~ says:
You basically swing your balls sideways and pull in.

Steve Minamimoto says:
*Two things.
Steve Minamimoto says:
*A) Zorc's penis.
Steve Minamimoto says:
*2) Diabound's penis.
Steve Minamimoto says:
*XD
Steve Minamimoto says:
*But really.
Ethan Twinkletits says:
*But like that we couldn't have legoy goodness penis
Ethan Twinkletits says:
*....
Ethan Twinkletits says:
*Legoy goodnes puzzles*
Ethan Twinkletits says:
*DAMN YOU SAYING PENIS
Steve Minamimoto says:
*XD

Ethan Twinkletits, the Sexy Grandma says:
*im not sure how a comma works...

(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*I do beklieve we balls.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*...............
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*HOW IN *bleep* DID I DO THAT?

Edmund von Lieberaugen says:
*So, ready to see what other tricks I have in my pants?
The Neotoric Sovereign of Bel-Air says:
*Yeah. XD
The Neotoric Sovereign of Bel-Air says:
*...That came out wrong, I think.
Edmund von Lieberaugen says:
*XD

(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*CLASSIC *bleep*
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*:A
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*........
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
**ROCK

(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*I'M WHITE AND NERDY.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*I can't fap.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*;-;

(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*WET DREAMS MANG.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
**SWEET

Iver Gatte says:
*Yeah, Sven loves him some classic *bleep*.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Guards ruin your life.] says:
*I should have said Hard.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Guards ruin your life.] says:
*XD
Iver Gatte says:
*XD
Iver Gatte says:
*You don't care if it's hard or not. (H)
Iver Gatte says:
*You're just that metal..... or gay. Take your pick.
Iver Gatte says:
*:3
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Guards ruin your life.] says:
*Which is probably why we get along so well.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Guards ruin your life.] says:
*XD
Iver Gatte says:
*XDXDXDXD HEY WAIT ;--; XD
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Guards ruin your life.] says:
*XDXD

(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*But I feeol slightly guilty.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*You need to get breast, too.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Particle man!] says:
*...........

(bah) Sven(bah) - ~Shine, Estrella~ says:
*I loved the idea of Dragon Asshole.
(bah) Sven(bah) - ~Shine, Estrella~ says:
*...THAT SOUNDED SO *bleep*ING GAY.

(L4r|< p4r|<3r says:
*British win because
._. ¥ ‡ [ Tomblywomblywomas ] ‡ ¥ ._. says:
*im black

(bah) Sven (bah) ~Rend, Leviátan!~ says:
*Most do me, too.
(bah) Sven (bah) ~Rend, Leviátan!~ says:
*._.

           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*THE ONLY HELP
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*I'D NEED FROM YOU
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*is your brian
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**brain
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**bleep* it
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*gimme your gingers EPICMAN
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**fingers
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*YOU MAKE TPOES LYESS
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**TYPES
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*...
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**TYPO'S
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**LESS
Lakweesha says:
*I'm sorry. I'm loling.
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**bleep* I JUST HAD THIS TYPOS EISSUE LIKE LAST WEEKS WTF
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**TYPO'S
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**ISSUE
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**WEEK
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*fyuck this SHIT
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*;45;
Lakweesha says:
*I'm REALLY sorry for loling. XD
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**bleep* YOU ;-;
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*nah it's like kay
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*(weh) IDK
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*WY
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**WHY
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*BUT MY FIGNERS
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*HJSUT
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*LIME
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*...
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*I give up.
Lakweesha says:
*Ehh. I understand what you're saying.
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*GOOD
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*THAT'D BE HORRIBLE IF YOU OUDLN'T
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*...
Lakweesha says:
*Even with the typos.
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*;45;
           єxнilαгαтiση     * whimperts
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*...
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNKKKKKK
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*...
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*OH COME ON
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
*;-;
           єxнilαгαтiση     says:
**CKKKKKK

Mickster~ says:
*You change display pictures a LOT
Mickster~ says:
*.
Mickster~ says:
*ugh i *bleep*ing hate missing perio--
Mickster~ says:
*that's too suggestive.

26 cats in a shovel says:
::3 new psm
Sonathat Morthomme says:
You wanna get in my pants? xD
26 cats in a shovel says:
yeah
26 cats in a shovel says:
;srs you stoled my dollar.
26 cats in a shovel says:
I want it back
Sonathat Morthomme says:
Hmm... You want into my pants 'cause you want your dollar back, eh...?
Sonathat Morthomme says:
I like how this deal sounds. (H) xD
26 cats in a shovel says:
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
26 cats in a shovel says:
WOOWW

Sonathat Morthomme© [Mumbler] says:
We're no strangers to love.
Sonathat Morthomme© [Mumbler] says:
You know the rules and so do I.
Big Boss says:
OH COME ON
Sonathat Morthomme© [Mumbler] says:
A full commitment's what I'm thinkin' of.
Kiannabish says:
YOU WOULDN’T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER GUY.
Kiannabish says:
I
Kiannabish says:
JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I’M FEELING
Kiannabish says:
GOTTA MAKE YOU
Kiannabish says:
UNDERSTAND
Sonathat Morthomme© [Mumbler] says:
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Kiannabish says:
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Sonathat Morthomme© [Mumbler] says:
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
Kiannabish says:
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE
Big Boss says:
... Kiannabish says:
XD
Sonathat Morthomme© [Mumbler] says:
NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
Big Boss says:
you guys suuuck .-.
Kiannabish says:
....
Kiannabish says:
;-;
Sonathat Morthomme© [Mumbler] says:
;-; STOP HATING ON US
Sonathat Morthomme© [Mumbler] says:
JUST BECAUSE WE'RE SINGING NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Sonathat Morthomme© [Mumbler] says:
AS A DUET

Please Make Up Your Mind Girl, Before I Hope You... DIE! says:
I mean, I seem to have just gotten like, the gift of pure beauty.
<3 James - Come back! <3 says:
XD!
Please Make Up Your Mind Girl, Before I Hope You... DIE! says:
I don't think anyone would disagree, tbh.
<3 James - Come back! <3 says:
with your face, and my boobs
Please Make Up Your Mind Girl, Before I Hope You... DIE! says:
XD
<3 James - Come back! <3 says:
we could make the perfect shemale
Please Make Up Your Mind Girl, Before I Hope You... DIE! says:
XD

(G)Quickbot - Feel free to invite me to multiconversations! says:
How did you hear about Quickbot?
Wedge says:
i put his penis in my face
Kunigufutsumare Chiochiku says:
...While I was doing your mom.

Dr. Rockzo, The Rock 'N' Roll Clown says:
*Cum and Pussy are now uncensored again.
Princess Sprinkley the Rainbow Trotter says:
*SWEET (H)

Princess Sprinkley the Rainbow Trotter says:
*nice balls
Dr. Rockzo, The Rock 'N' Roll Clown says:
*Thanks man. (h3)

oreZ says:
That you're...
Kenny says:
yup
oreZ says:
4x gay?
Kenny says:
dude
namageM says:
xD
Kenny says:
no
oreZ says:
:(

oreZ says:
AWESOME GUYS
oreZ says:
I HAVE A TROJAN
namageM says:
It's unneeded info. .-.
oreZ says:
THANK GOD I DID A VIRUS SCAN
Kenny says:
...o.O
Jenny says:
condoms?

Adam - Oblivion ftw says:
It's epic, you get rewarded with a staff that turns enemies into random wildlife.
Midnight.Turmoil says:
xD
Adam - Oblivion ftw says:
A.K.A. Wabbajack
Midnight.Turmoil says:
...Wabbajack?
Midnight.Turmoil says:
Wabbajack-Off?
Adam - Oblivion ftw says:
Yes.
Adam - Oblivion ftw says:
NO WAIT, NO

(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*You know.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*Wabbajack, in reverse.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*Well, with a letter switch.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*Is Jabbawack.
Steve Minamimoto says:
*Kcajabbaw?
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*Which is what Leia did in Episode VI.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*Me**
Steve Minamimoto says:
*....Jabbawack?
Steve Minamimoto says:
*....Jabbawack-off?
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*Yes.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*...WAIT, NO

Steve Minamimoto says:
*Fail.
Steve Minamimoto says:
*While editting my neohome.
Steve Minamimoto says:
*I typo'd [br/]
Steve Minamimoto says:
*I shit you not, bro. ._.
Steve Minamimoto says:
*As [bra]
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*...XDXDXDXD
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*PUT THAT IN QUOTES.
(bah) Sven(bah) - [Sheepman] says:
*XDXDXD

Ethan says:
I pick
The period
;srs;
Midnight .Turmoil says:
…
Won’t you believe it? It’s just my luck. No recess. Says:
o.O
Midnight.Turmoil says:
Stranded on an island.
How will the period help you?
Won’t you believe it? It’s just my luck. No recess. Says:
Make you lose blood and youll die qu-OH YOU MEAN THE CHARACTER PERIOD
Midnight.Turmoil says:
…xD
Ethan says:
Ahahahaha
Midnight.Turmoil says:
Either period and he’s effed. =

Damion says:
Lmfao
Michael {Nothing More Than Human} says:
I know I'm funneh. =3
Damion says:
you are a bit
Damion says:
XD
Michael {Nothing More Than Human} says:
xD
Damion says:
have a gold Star (*)
Michael {Nothing More Than Human} says:
At least I'm not funny.. looking. =3
Michael {Nothing More Than Human} says:
WOO!
Michael {Nothing More Than Human} says:
Who'd I make cry? =3

Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
There lived a certain man, in Russia long ago.
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
HE WAS BIG AND STRONG, IN HIS EYES A FLAMING GLOW.
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear.
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
BUT TO MOSCOW CHICKS, HE WAS SUCH A LOVELY DEAR.
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
HE COULD PREACH THE BIBLE LIKE A PREACHER

FULL OF ECSTASY AND FIRE!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
BUT HE ALSO WAS THE KIND OF TEACHER
WOMEN WOULD DESIIIIIRE!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
RA RA RASPUTIN!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GOOOONE!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
RA-RA-RASPUTIN!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED OOOOOOON!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar.
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar.
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
In all affairs of state, he was the man to please.
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze.
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
FOR THE QUEEN, HE WAS NO WHEELER-DEALER!

THOUGH SHE'D HEARD THE THINGS HE'D DONE!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
SHE BELIEVED HE WAS THE HOLY HEALER

WHO WOULD HEAL HER SON!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
RA RA RASPUTIN!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GOOOONE!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
RA-RA-RASPUTIN!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED OOOOOOON!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
But when his drinking and lusting and hungers for power became known to more and more people...
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
The demands to do something about this outrageous man grew louder and louder.
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
"This man has got to go" declared his enemies.
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please."
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms.
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms.
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
THEN ONE NIGHT, SOME MEN OF HIGHER STANDING SET A TRAP, THEY'RE NOT TO BLAME!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
"COME TO VISIT US," THEY KEPT DEMANDING...

...AND HE REALLY CAAAAAAME!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
RA RA RASPUTIN!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
LOVER OF The RUSSIAN QUEEN!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
THEY PUT SOME POISON INTO HIS WIIIINE!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
RA-RA-RASPUTIN!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
HE DRANK IT ALL AND SAID, "I FEEL FIIIINE!"
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
RA RA RASPUTIN!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
THEY DIDN'T QUIT, THEY WANTED HIS HEEEAAAAD!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
RA-RA-RASPUTIN!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
SO THEY SHOT HIM 'TIL HE WAS DEEEEEEAD!
Rasputin, Lover of the Russian Queen says:
WHOOOOAAAAAAYEAHH!!
(bah) Sven (bah) - The Bright Side of Life says:
Oh, those Russians...

The Devil Went Down To Georgia... Then Went Further says:
Charlie...
Charlie says:
Charlie!
The Devil Went Down To Georgia... Then Went Further says:
Charlie...
The Devil Went Down To Georgia... Then Went Further says:
We're on a bridge, Charlie!
Charlie says:
Really? Because I'm sitting on a chair
The Devil Went Down To Georgia... Then Went Further says:
*bleep*! WE'RE ON A BRIDGE, DAMMIT!
Charlie says:
Ok... can I be on a chair and have a computer and interwebz on the bridge?
The Devil Went Down To Georgia... Then Went Further says:
Duh.
Charlie says:
Ok
The Devil Went Down To Georgia... Then Went Further says:
It's called Wireless internet.

The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
Yo.
- Simon - Volleyball: Wins: 1 Losses: 1 says:
hi
- Simon - Volleyball: Wins: 1 Losses: 1 says:
sup
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
Not much.
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
Pretty much shot a General Discussion on Neo in the face....
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
...with a rocket launcher.
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
...multiple times...
- Simon - Volleyball: Wins: 1 Losses: 1 says:
Lol
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
...and kicked it repeatedly...
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
...in the groin.
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
...and ripped it's organs out...
- Simon - Volleyball: Wins: 1 Losses: 1 says:
Ew...
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
...and ran it over with a tank...
- Simon - Volleyball: Wins: 1 Losses: 1 says:
There better not be more
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
...and then shot it with the tank.
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
Then got out of the tank and put a bomb in th area and ran away.
The Golden Nightmare, the Demon without a Ponytail says:
Yeah, I killed it that badly.

CrashIntoMe says:
i dont make sex
CrashIntoMe says:
i mean sense
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
xD
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
Virginnnnnnnn. lol.

CrashIntoMe says:
you guys make me suck
CrashIntoMe says:
i mean sick
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
xD
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
Gayyyyyyyyyyyy. lol

CrashIntoMe says:
me no pump
CrashIntoMe says:
i mean pimp
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
xD
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
More Pricelessness.

Damon (CrashIntoMe) says:
i have makeup trouble
Damon (CrashIntoMe) says:
markup trouble
Damon (CrashIntoMe) says:
on neo
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
xD
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
More quotes. =D

Knightmare, The Untimed says:
Hold on a sex, please.
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
sec*
Sana says:
sex HaHa
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
It was a typo... lol

i feel gay when i type this emoticon :( says:
i have a ps32
Servant of the Mistress says:
WTF?!?! DO THOSE EVEN EXIST YET?!?!

Knightmare, The Untimed says:
Check out my NeoHome at anytime, it is funny as hell.
B-RaD-[Tired] says:
It needs more of my quotes.
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
Hahaha.
Knightmare, The Untimed says:
I have one to add now.
B-RaD-[Tired] says:
Better or I'll send Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel over there and trust me it won't be pretty!
Friends


*insert long list of NeoFriends*

Kia

Kia ily <3 She makes me laugh. A lot. That's usually a difficult task to accomplish, but she pulls it off [without trying, I think]. My third most frequent contact on MSN. ;D

Jen

Jen's a beauty. <3 She doesn't think so, though. D: Her self-esteem is way too low. ;-; That needs to change but I can't really do anything about it. D: She's incredibly sweet and just a wonder to talk to. :33

Rachel

Another low self-esteem beauty. <3 She's a ton of fun to talk to. She's just great. =D We've had some classic moments that I'll never forget, even if I have a shitty memory. <33

Kokoro

I haven't spoken with him a whole lot, but he's actually quite nice to talk to. It's rarely more than small talk, but enough for me to consider him a friend. :3

Tori

Tori's a sweetheart. <3 She can be a real meanie, though. ;-; And her roar is intimidating. D: And I will nerd on her all I want. >>' But I luff her. :33

orez

orez is teh secks. Liek, srsly. I want him to pet my destroyer. ;-; But gawd, orez is a riot. :3 My most frequent contact on MSN, too. <333
If I could consider anyone my mancrush, this guy's it.

Persephone

Gawd, I wanna say something, but we haven't talked much lately. D: She's artistic, though. She's also really supportive. <3

Burnett

Despite what I initially thought of him, he's really cool. :3 I'll add more when I has more to say about this sexy beast.

Kenny

Kenny... Kenny's a fag. <3 He's cool, though. We plays Yu-Gi-Ohs. He's goods. I'm just betters, and luckiers. :333

Sven

Sven, my partner in crime and second most frequent contact on MSN. He's great fun to talk to. =D Definitely one of my best friends on this site. :333 And he's stolen liek half of my quotes section. The bastard.

Sana

Simply epic. This woman won't hesitate to say what needs to be said. <3

Austin

This man is TRULY sexy. He's also a genius. He is also the only man to win the Olympic Gold Medal for bedroom gymnastics.

Just saying.

Adam

Adam has skills. End of story. He's great to talk to about quite a variety of things.
Misc.


*insert everything else, except your penis, because your penis is inadequate. -glare-*

Kia lol'd at that.
Sven lol'd too.
Austin didn't.

Kia: THAT'S BECAUSE AUSTIN HAS A SMALL PENIS
Sven: It's cause he's got the smallest...BALLS OF THEM ALL! >_>
Kia: Sven, I have the smallest balls of them all. They're so tiny, they don't EXIST. AUSTIN'S IS SECOND TO SMALLEST.
Sven: Them's some pretty tiny tomatoes.
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