"I never lie because I never tell the truth."
"Look up the definition of idiot and you know what you'll find?" "A picture of me?" "NO, THE DEFINITION OF THE WORD 'IDIOT'."
"I took the initiative and I whooped your ass!"
"I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE!!"
"You kiss your mother with that mouth?" "I kiss my mother with your mouth."
"When life gives you aids, make lemon-aids!"
"Shut your face, Elliot!" "Okay." *face dissolves*
has degraded into a forum lurker...
"I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you...." *grins*
"Why can't I be a a shark man with sholders as wide as I am tall?" "Because you're not a square, mother*****!"
"All you need to do is take it out and squeeze it once."
Want to go to Quiznos? THEN I COULD ROAST YOU WITH A FLAMETHOWER! Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, toasty!
I got my first computer!
"Everyone drifts all the time! It's impossible to drive straight!"
"See that mountain? You can climb it....See that river? You can swim in it."
GRENADA! *chucks grenade*