Keaton

Video Game Library

XBOX

1) Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball
2) Jet Set Radio Future
3) Sega GT 2002
4) Morrowind
5) Unreal Championship
6) NFL Fever 2003
7) Amped
8) MechAssault
9) Hunter: The Reckoning
10) Shenmue II
11) Return to Castle Wolfenstein
12) Phantasy Star Online
13) Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
14) Otogi: Myth of Demons

PS2

1) Xenosaga
2) Final Fantasy X
3) Harvest Moon: Save the Homeland

PSOne

1) Final Fantasy VII
2) InuYasha: A Feudal Fairy Tale
3) Final Fantasy Tactics
4) Vagrant Story

I guess what it all comes down to is that the angle of my dangle is adversely proportionate to the heat of my meat.