Hi, visiting person! This is where I store funny/memorable quotes from video games and anime shows!

AIM convo quotes (mostly between CX/Anubi and I)

Kari: oh, does the scene at Comsprings with Charlone and Riviera affect their levels at all?
Anubi: I... don't think so. It would increase their lesbian levels, but that's it

Kari: i...don't think there are any Riviera spoilers
Anubi: She's not as developed. And she wasn't in the first game either.
Kari: I guess they had to compensate for something, making her developed in one area but not another.

RP Quotes:

Charlone: ...I'll try you, once. And if I don't like it, you die. And you gotta pay me $2.50
Cyan: You look like you're only worth $2 to me.
Jenna: She definitely at LEAST $2.50

Gau: Lez Beans? Sound yummy!

Mog: Roffle Mayo... Is that some kind of food kupo?

Charlone: Are there any books in here?
Jenna: I have the Kama Sutra...
Charlone: ...Good enough. I'll distract her, you hit her head with it.

Annette: What're you doing here!?
Monika: I know, I'm worthless. I should just die...
Annette: You're not worthless! You saved my life!
Monika: Don't try and change my mind! *Puts knife to throat*
Annette: ...I love you!
Monika: ... R-really? *Is trampled by an elephant and DIES*
Annette: ...*casts Raise*
Monika: *Stays dead*
Annette: *tries again*
Monika: *Still dead*
Annette: ...*limps off of bed, goes over to her body, and somehow casts LV9 Raise on one person*
Monika: ... *Corpse EXPLODES*

Barbara: You don't need any development.
Riviera: ...Like you need any.
Barbara: *Boobpwns Riviera*
Riviera: *is boobpwned*

Kari: (Luna's gonna be sooooooo pissed)
Kari: (like Sayuri to Collette)
Anubi: [Luna? Think about Collette.]
Kari: (both of them)
Anubi: [Collette can't get any, but Arutia does?]
Kari: (and Luna isn't Arutia's first)
Anubi: [Oh shit, I forgot about that. XD]
Anubi: [... I stand by my decision.]

Other Quotes:
"Am I a butterfly dreaming I'm a poet...or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi?" - Doreen (Chrono Trigger)

"Welcome to the magical kingdom of Zeal, where dreams come true...but at what price?" - Doreen (Chrono Trigger)

"In our world, every storm has an end. Every night has a new morning. Whats important is to trust those you love, and to never give up. We must all keep hope alive." - Nun at Cathedral, 600 AD (Chrono Trigger)

"Everyone has to find their own reason." - Cloud (FFVII)

"I've come up with another wacky invention that I think has real potential. Maybe you won't, but anyway...It's called the 'Gourmet Yogurt Machine.' It makes many different flavors of yogurt. The only problem is, right now, it can only make trout-flavored yogurt..." - Apple Kid (EarthBound)

"Say, 'fuzzy pickles!'" - Photographer (EarthBound)

"My sweater is like, so evil. I was like, OMIGOSH! you are evil..." - Starguylvl78

"I want to laugh forever
Oh wind, be by my side
So that I can be myself
And not turn my eyes away" - A Drop of Wind - Izumi's Theme

"Before I noticed it, I began to be frightened of every day
Struggling in the darkness, yearning for the light
Amidst the changing scenery, waiting for something
In the changing world, I search for the true answer" - With Broken Wings - Kouichi's Theme

"Baka. Shi ne esoguka?" (Idiot. You're eager to die, aren't you?) - CyberdramonX

"Obviously when we shoved our last reply up his ass, it got stuck" - CyberdramonX, in response to an email I sent

"Sit boy!" - Kagome (Inuyasha)

"Shut up and let me protect you!" - Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

"Your brain's broken or something." - Inuyasha (Inuyasha)

"Will you bear my child?" - Miroku (Inuyasha)

"Nintendo will get a kick and a stick every day until Golden Sun: The Lost Age comes out! *kicks Nintendo, sticks Nintendo*" - Me

"Look! It's a man!"
"... What are you talking about? What did you expect?"
"Well, I mean, we couldn't see who was talking..." - Garet and Ivan (Golden Sun)

"Well, really, I was the one who suggested we help you, right?"
"No, Garet... You wanted us to get moving!"
"Isaac, Mia... Don't make me look like a fool..." - Garet and Mia (Golden Sun)

"Watch it, Lucia. This girl sounds desperate enough to hog tie you and drag you to Vane in a sack!" - Ruby (Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete)

"This is a chocob...er, a chuckuboo. And it's a big one, too!" - Ruby (Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete)

"Okay, Ronfar, I think we all know what your motivations are! Two words: hands OFF!" - Jean (Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete)

"I think I ruptured my spleen...and I don't even know...what my spleen DOES." - Hiro (Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete)

"Didn't anyone ever tell you it's not wise to stand between a man and his cheesecake?! MOVE!" - Ronfar (Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete)

"Listen up, soldiers. Our fugitive has been on the run for a short while. She's in here somewhere. I want a low-level search of every bird house, dog house, outhouse, tree house, hen house, road house, boat house, and penthouse within a two-mile radius! We shall capture this rouge and her cohorts!" - Leo (Lunar 2: Eternal Blue Complete)

"Whoa, whoa...YOU'RE Mia Ausa. The daughter of Lemia Ausa, the future leader of the Magic Guild, and a VERY hot girl. Would you mind if I took a few dozen pictures of you in various states of undress?" - Perverted man in Iluk (Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete)

"By the way, Kyle...what was that remark about knowing how to handle "feisty things"?"
"Heh, heh, heh...Jess, I don't even know what that word means!"
"Uh-huh. Remind me to define it for you the next time you try to make the moves on me...Not that I'm admitting to being feisty or anything..." - Jessica and Kyle (Lunar: Silver Star Story Complete)

"This ship is but a shell, it's hull lies in vacuum hell. No robot bug, nor alien race chills my soul as cold as space. Or something like that." - Izumi Maki (Martian Successor Nadesico)

"Speaking of little things, have you ever seen those little ears of corn that come in salads? I wonder how they get them so small. Are there, like, miniature cornfields and munchkin farmers and teeny tiny tractors? You know, I tried to eat one of those little corns once, but you have to have teeny little hands and teeny little teeth like a ferret or something and forget about trying to butter one of them 'cause...what was the question again?" - Gluko (Mon Colle Knights)

"o.O it's like a comic book but instead of "Woosh!" and "Pow!" They have "Fluctuate!" and "Wobble!" - My friend on a bootleg toy box

"Don't worry, I struck you with the back of the sword. Oh, sorry. This sword's double-bladed." - Zelgadis (Slayers Next episode 2)

"'It's hard to save the world... when you're in love!' It's also hard to save the world when your ears bleed..." - CyberdramonX, on the Tokyo Mew Mew dub