I'm saving this space for cool quotes from
Neoseeker members...
"lol will the two of you get a room please. Enough with the arguing, you're both cool, now kiss and make up or something. :P" - ChiroVette
"OMG EWW SEX IS ICKY!!1" - Felony
"You can't have that code because it is inner HTML which is no longer allowed and if he/she edits her neohome her neohome wont be like that" - four eyes
"WELL IN THE MORNING I HAVE VARIOUS BITCHES AND HOES ON ME SO NO. IN AFTERNOON IM IN BURGER KING EATING WHOPPERS AND SUPER SIZED FRY AND IN
NIGHT MORE BITCHES SO I DUNNO." - Warfire
"Let's calm down on the insults in here, or I'll start moderating this forum." - Deathman48
"i think a fat ugly person wearing normal undies would appear to wear a thong due to the undies being swallowed up by the ass" - beachbod
"what is the 9/11 ataks?" - Jimbo999
"do girls masturbate? >.>" - FortePenance
"OK this might be a silly / bad / "immature" question but how do girls, um, pee? I know they sit down (well most of the time) but do they like, um, wipe their "thingie" or does the pee spray everywhere or what?" - weatherlover427
"My mom is weird (god forbid if she ever sees this post ) ... she feels it's ok to say words like "damnit" and "bullshit" around me but if I even say "hell" or "damn" (much less anything worse) around HER; then she either hangs up on me or sends me home. :o
Or if I fart near her, she sends me to the toilet and makes me sit on it and fart on there. And stay there for like 20 minutes, I kid you not. ;(
Also my mom forces me to shave before she will even think of taking me out in public. How *bleep*ing pathetic is that, I'm 24 *bleep*ing years old and I'll do whatever the *bleep* I *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing want to *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing want to *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing do, thank you *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing much!!!:#:#:#" - weatherlover427
"Sticks & Stones will break my bones but worlds will never hert me?! What kind of *bleep*ing idiot thought of that?" - Jimbo999
"Awwww, none of my legendary posts have become a quote in your profile yet;(" - The Omega
"You bitch why aren't my quotes in your profile? Burn in hell." - stibul
"Life *bleep* right now. This is because everything that can and could go wrong, HAS gone wrong. I can't find work, I have no money, I don't have a girlfriend, my family is having issues, my friends here in Costa Mesa (male) are giving me hell, it's just so much to deal with all at once that I don't know what the *bleep* to *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing make of this *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing shit and it's *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing pissing me the *bleep* off. This damn shit *bleep*ing needs to *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing stop and *bleep*ing go to *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing hell before I *bleep*ing mother*bleep*ing do something *bleep*ing nasty, I *bleep*ing swear to *bleep*ing holy you know what!!!111one oneone:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#:#" - weatherlover427
"I always try to help others when I can and if I can.
someone just made a thread about me, saying that I'm stupid." - mtb
"Congrats on getting in the top 25, Jay_Z, your spamming paid off!" - The Omega
"ARE YOU *bleep*ING KIDDING ME?! I AM NOT 90% EVIL!
This quest is utter horseshit! I consider myself to be neutral at best, maybe even a little good.
NOT ONE OF THOSE TEST QUESTIONS DETERMINES HOW GOOD YOU ARE!
I'd love to beat the shit out of whoever created this test.
HEY *bleep*BAG, JUST CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD AND HATE ALMOST EVERYONE WHO DOES DOESN'T MEAN I'M BAD! EAT SHIT AND DIE!" - Xavier Silvermoon
"What does masterbate mean? I've heard alot of people saying it, but I don't understand." - igloooo
"Please give a warning before posting links to Loungin'. I never willfully go into that hellhole." - The Omega
"Why do you keep leaving anyway? Beyonce getting tired of you spending more time with us than her? Send her to me and she'll never need your satisfaction ever again :D" - The Omega
"Neoseeker taught me everything I needed to know about sex." - Fyrestorm
"This happened to someone I know, their penis fell off gradually. I'd strongly advise carrying a pickle jar with you. Be strong." - SpursMan
"Hell, I didn't even know I had a penis until High School." - Theory of Chaos
"Man, this bug is worse than a zombie — at least with zombies you can blow their heads off. =^^=" - Hraefn
"I'm no longer fighting with an imature cock sucking Bitch homosexulaly *bleep*ed asshole like you. So, whats up everyone?" - edgefan246
"YOU ARE A STUPID DYKE WITH NO LIFE AND YOU HAVE NO REAL FRIENDS!!!!! LULZ BLOCKED ON MSN AND NEO, SEE U LATER DICK!!!" ~ Hopkins talking to willbaxter93 over MSN
"I've always wondered, did you always know you would be responsible for Moderator Requests or something because your username is Moderator Requests?" ~ Nashira
"Guys, I was just hacked. So I change my password via the e-mail activation method. Now I am no longer hacked. You guys try it out if you are hacked." ~ Dotcomdude
"I am bisexual but I am not attracted to men." - RingBinder LCFC
"I can imagine Johnny_G in the bedroom. 'What the hell, woman, get your clothes back on! That's SLUTTY!" - ph34rme
"Anyway, since I don't live in Australia, I don't have an Oceania IRC channel on TV.:(" - Snowball28
"12.44pm
WAIT WAIT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS...
1.44pm
Where did my hour just go??" ~ mouldy_cheese
"I act gay (and have sex with men), but I am NOT. GAY." ~ Armed Rebel
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Bite The Ball: I hear talking all in caps helps
kvnkrbr99: helps what? i just wanna be a moderater
Bite The Ball: You get recognized to be a mod
kvnkrbr99: OK I WILL START TALKING IN CAPS. WHEN WILL A MODERATER MAKE ME ONE?
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Zero Tolerance: Damn. I mean jeeze I know I don't post here much these days but it seems since I became a moderator you have all made me an outcast from this forum.
ChiroVette: Dude, you aren't an outcast here, get over yourself, you are actually an outcast on the entire site.
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The Omega: I just noticed my name is in this GD's thread caption. As usual, it's taking me awhile to figure out what's goig on, but I think it has to do with banning Jay_Z. I'd be glad to do that, he keeps stealing the ideas I give him
Jay_Z: Dude, they're my ideas. You just seem to give them all out before they pop in my head...:(
The Omega: Dude, you should add that to your own quotes section in your profile, hahaha, that was pretty good... you bastard thief!
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Final Fantasy Angel: Good and happy morning to all of you neoseeker friends! I hope you have a wonderful day!^_^^_^^_^^_^^_^
U_Turn: Try saying that without the coffee. :P
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Shadowlordrpg: Play nice, boys....
Kjgmusic: I guess it's okay for you to use the term "boys," as SONECOR wasn't involved in this one. :D
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*Thread Title* will you make a good father?
Deis: I don't think I would; I think the necessary sex-change would be a tad too much.
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Stuy: I was sooo close in losing my viriginity, but I kinda figured what my mom would do if she found out I kissed someone. =DD
Evermore Citizen: You think you'd lose your virginity if you kiss someone?
Stuy: On the lips, duh?
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Kjgmusic: If someone makes a Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, or any other day party, I will kill them.
U_Turn: So no ban, just death? I can live with that.
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chubbie huicho: I wouldn't mind working for neoseeker but I would be a sucky worker so don't hire me thank you very much.
ChiroVette: Wow, now there's someone who really knows how to wow 'em at a job interview! ;)
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Venom: You could wake up dead tomorrow.
Deis: ...I don't believe you'd be waking up under those circumstances.
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Kjgmusic: Do you laugh in English or Spanish?
ZL: It depends, if it was funny as hell, then I laugh like a true Mexican, if it was somewhat funny, then I just laugh like your local redneck.
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Mnmfan: Chiro doesn't pay much attention to the little people.
Futile: Mnmfan's a midget?
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mettaur_15: The only exceptions to this are the Super Mods, Admins, and NeoStaffs, I believe.
Ecto5: And undercover mods, if you want to list them all.
Catboy14: Who are the undercover mods?
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AndyDS: Well I am going to the US at the end of the this year, and I am taking my LapTop with me. Will they check the content of my LapTop?
Ecto5: They'll ask you to take your laptop out of it's case (if it's in one) and X-ray it separately. Other then that, nothing. They wont turn it on and find your porn if your wondering. :)
AndyDS: I have other reasons (my files are one reason, that's true :P) of why I don't want them to check. You want the truth? My Windows isn't even original. I don't have original Software because I don't have access to it <_<.
Armed Rebel: Airports to be administering windows authenticity checks next year, true story.
AndyDS: That means that if I go on December 28 and I return on January 21 I am screwed, right?
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Sereph: If he survives, I know there is no justice in the world. Cut a little deeper next time Wilson.
Armed Rebel: What the hell's gotten up your ass?
Oh, that's right.
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