Happy Easter

As we all know, with easter, the Oompa Loompa's have to work overtime to produce the chocolate that you will be eating, The only way to get them to work harder is to beat them with barbed wire whips and belts, this makes them work almost 10 times faster than usual!
So don't forget when your eating that chocolate, the Oompa Loompa's helped make that chocolate, they put all there blood, sweat and semen into it aswell!

For a limited time only, You too, can be a part of the "Dan Mumford Almighty Oompa Loompa Army"
To sign up, send a cheque of the amount of JUST £15.99 payable to Dan Mumford send to...

Dan Mumford
Oompa Loompa Heights(no pun intended)
Willy Wonka's Factory

Alternatively, send a pm to Dan Mumford With your name and Oompa'rank and your call will be returned shorty and you shall be added to the "Dan Mumford Almighty Oompa Loompa Army" page
Hey there InFaDeLiTy

I thought you might enjoy this stamp so here it is

Love from jespomo
You rule. Played with you on LIVE. Good games d00d. See you around.

If I had pictures to post I would! Funny thing is I don't.

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Hi cool site I hate chavs aswell well who doesn't.
Thought I would sign your guestbook.
And I may see you on Xbox live Halo 2.
Bye for now.
my valentine's gift... to a sweetheart like you... gushing from the bottom of my heart...

there you go!
Don't expect any wise words from me, but since you can no longer space up guestbooks, I'm just going to tell you that...

Take care,
hello. i want you to listen to a song, okay? okay. now listen to it. and listen to the whole thing. give it a chance, okay? good. try your best to understand the lyrics.

It occurs to me that you are one. I joke but what the hell are you on about! You singed my guestbook with some balony (well i wish) anyways. TARA luvies.
The Holy Grail is my favorite movie of all time. Definitly very good stuff.

"I blow my nose in your general direction, you tiny brained wipers of other peoples bottoms."

Lol. Thanks for the signing anyway, I'd stamp you but I'm too lazy to make one. See ya around.
Like my beautiful stamp that I made all by myself and didn't steal from innes?


and this again

So after that, I feel special.

Hey call me Dugene since it sounds retarded

Rubber ducks are ghey ok so hey bye baye bye and i don't know where your caplock is gone
*shifty eyes*
Wassup? I've caught you around Loungin', I even PMed your bitch ass. Thought I'd just holla. Keep it cool, Infadelity. Guess I'll catch you in the forums, yo'.


Side note: Hitman3580, you're a *bleep*ing *bleep* ass yank ... and we're the Brits. It's people like you who make me wonder, just why we gave you your independence.


That Hitman3580 looks like a right homo-ass. You should just answer his insults with the same childish horseshit like; 'You are a dumb yank' or whatever. He makes america look bad.
You are the dumb Brit that started this.
Hitman3580, bite my big british ass.

You are fat?

How ya doin, jus thot i'd sign this mofo, have a <koozy> 2k5
Thank's for signing my guestbook. That makes me feel special...except for the lasagna..HOLY SHIT! It's TITO! Break it down Tito!

and five!, half a decade.

Crazy year for you my man, 24 hour liquor laws will kick in, weed'll be legal and the UK'll go to hell. It'll be memorable so savor and enjoy it.

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You signed mine so now I threatened on pain of death to sign yours back. Stupid Neoseekr rules. Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year.