I am on a guest book signing spree. Please sign back!

Oh yeah, I forgot to sign your GuestBook after you signed mines.

Your ass is branded now.
You have been touched by Hell.

And by a dancing pink elephant.

All your cookies belong to me.
Hey, ive seen you around one or two forums and you seem like an alright guy so heres a guestbook signing on me!

My offer clearly stats 'Stamp me once and I will stamp you twice'.
You didn't Stamp so you don't get 2 stamps.
You just get the one.

Sorry about the delay.
Have a Merry Xmas and Happy New Year.