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So I was watching TV last night and this Domino's (or Pizza Hut? whatever, they are all the same shit anyway) commercial came up. Basically this family of dorks is eating at the pizza restaurant and everyone at this freaking table is wearing identical glasses. Then the camera moves to their baby sitting in a high chair, and the baby is wearing the same damn glasses!

Then the baby starts talking like an adult (what a big *bleep*ing suprise) and reminisces some BS memory that he supposedly experienced back in Italy in his pastlife as another goddamn baby. The commercial ends with the baby spitting out the words: "yep, those were the days!"

I know what most people are thinking when they saw that commercial: awww how cute!

But not me. Why should I be busting my ass 8 hours a day, 5 days a week doing the same boring shit over and over that supposedly "contributes" to this great society just so all those freeloaders like him can stuff their faces with pizza and breasts and the only responsibility they have to take on is sleep and soil themselves at the earliest convinient moment?

Why should the phrase "I wanna punch a baby" only come out of some asshole's mouth? Am I the only person in this world who has the uncontrollable urge to drop-kicked that stupid baby out of his high chair and make him faceplant into the same mess that he made on the floor this whole time? Is it really THAT wrong?

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