Biography

I take the form of a gelatinous cube who was brought to life in 2,000 B.C. by the Zortons from outer space who eventually sent me on a mission to go to Earth and explore it. Ever since then, I've been recording the behavior of these human beings.

Interests

I like fondling chess pieces...
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Hopeless Pain changed his custom title to "We will do this for Mother Russia!"
Hopeless Pain reached level 8 on neoforums - "dangerous" with 150 posts
Hopeless Pain reached level 8 on neoforums - "dangerous" with 150 posts
Hopeless Pain reached level 8 on neoforums - "dangerous" with 150 posts
Hopeless Pain reached level 8 on neoforums - "dangerous" with 150 posts
Hopeless Pain reached level 8 on neoforums - "dangerous" with 150 posts

Douchebag Jones

  • Spargus City, Planet Krypton
  • Joined Dec 14, 2007
  • Male
  • 0 years young
  • private
  • Eating machine

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