OMG, I'm SO SORRY for not signing back earlier!



I'd give you more to make up for it, but that would violate my one stamp per GB signing rule.

No I did not just make that up of the top of my head three seconds ago. Um, have a nice life.

This
is
my
way
of
saying
good-bye!

From,
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
coo coo coochoo

Mister City P'liceman sitting
Pretty little p'licemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing,
I'm crying. I'm cry------------ing.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your Knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggmen, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoobgoo goo gajoob

Expert texpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (ho ho ho, he, he he, ha, ha, ha)
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Element'ry penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoobgoo goo gajoobgoo goo gajoobgoo goo gajoob joob
Long time no see =D

I'm signing cause you are one of my most respected friends/neo-family =D



Signed by your friend/Neo-Bro

Rodimus (Now going by DaMirrorLink =P)
Thanks for signing. :3

Enjoy your schoolyear. I don't have any awesome stamps but that's because it's not a holiday. If it was then I'd use one. (H)

Xel always has the best graphics and we probably won't have any party for me but when Noob gets MSN this Christmas then yes.
Heyo, sis. ^^ Do you know how much I missed you? ;_; I bet you don't. =) Anyway, I finally got tired of being lazy and made a new stamp. Here it is:




XD. It's Fruits Basket! Zomigosh. It's sooo awesome. Okay, I might as well say goodbye now. >>

I love you, Toni.
Since I'm actually following a pattern here this isn't a "random entry". It's not really a GB signing spree either since I'm not signing the Guestbooks in hopes of getting people to sign my guestbook(if I wanted that, I would have used my HMG account). I just felt like doing this; it's hard to believe that someone hasn't done this yet.

Time for an unscheduled announcement!




WHAT THE !@#$% ARE THESE SNAKES DOING ON THIS MOTHER!$%@ING GUESTBOOK?!?!



"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake."
- W.C. Fields.

Lots of love from Toni(haha)
I had so much fun with you at AE06 this year Tonester my Toaster. XD Thanks for being the organizer of where we were going, because I really couldn't be arsed to do it myself. Plus it looked like you were having so much fun scribbling all over our handy dandy schedule.

I found a picture for you. Luca's hotness will forever be engrained into our memories.



HOORAY FOR LUCA AND PEANUT BUTTER AND BANANAS AND GUYS LICKING PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF LUCA'S CHEST! XD

Hahaha, I also found one of Sega and that Trunks guy. XD I really hope I can find one of Sega in that Sailor Mars costume! *Snickers*



Oh, and we definitely can't forget:



Maybe we can go to another con again sometime. I'm still so excited that I finally got to meet you after us being such great friends for two years. And I now know for sure that you're as sadistic as you say you are. XDDD
We aplogize for the long break inbetween episodes of Wonderful World Of No Pleasure Land. There was a problem with Antonia and Aya Chan you see. They refused to work unless we gave them a payraise. A STUPID FUKCING PAYRAISE! Yeah right, quit dreaming you two. YOU WILL WORK WHEN WE TELL YOU TO, MORE MONEY OR NO! *Ahem*

It turns out that the dance war that started last episode is still continuing! Many people were out of control,



And Mr.Foxshey supplied the music.



"THIS IS SO MUCH FUN" screamed Antonia as she went flying down the stairs in her special way.



A new group of dancers appeared and began to show their stuff.



"WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH GROPING?!" Lt.Orgy said as he made sure his clothes were in order.



The new dancer stopped dancing to point at Lt.Orgy!! "I WANT TO GROPE YOU" she screamed.



Lt.Orgy was too busy examining his big giant sword.



"THAT'S NOT A SWORD," screamed the new dancer. "THAT'S HIS DIDDLE DOODLE! LOOK AT IT FLOP AROUND LIKE THAT! WE MUST NOT BE IN AN R RATED FILM!"



Deathman48 squealed in glee at this news.



"Now I want to strip!" Shouted a random guy!



Antonia stared at him. "You're not hot, so don't!"



SUDDENLY JESPOMO APPEARED AND BEGAN TO RIP OFF LT.ORGY'S CLOTHING!



Other activities were also going on.



BUT MAINLY THE STRIPPING AND MAKING OUT



SUDDENLY LT.ORG WAS NAKED



"YAAAAAAY!" screamed Satokasu Suki. Lyle just stared at her.



Then a slut appeared and turned into an old lady!



"GIVE ME KISSES SONNY BOY!!"



Antonia and Aya were happy for no reason at all. Actually, there was a reason. FLOWERS OMG YAAAAAAAAAAAYAYAYAYAYYAYA



All the commotion woke up some random guy who was now pissed off.



This caused Sailor Moon to appear! "YOU'RE DUSTED BUSTER!" She screeched.



Now everyone was too busy eating taffy.



And Lt.Orgy and Jespomo were busy doing other 'things'.

Oh my, this is sure getting exciting! We have had many complaints from people saying that there is no plot. THERE IS SO A PLOT WHY DON'T YOU OPEN YOUR EYES YOU IDIOT! LOOK AT WHAT'S HAPPENING! IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

Be sure to watch next time when we will be having a draw for a lifetime supply of fermented hickory sticks.




"AWESOME! "
WELCOME BACK DEAR VIEWERS


Last time The Wonderful World Of No Pleasure Land, many strange things happened. Who ever thought that Lt.Orgy would pull down his pants for all to see! Not that any of the girls (or some guys) minded though, he was quite well endowed! BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR PULLING YOUR PANTS DOWN IN PUBLIC! But this isn't the issue here, is it? NO I DONT THINK SO!!

Last time, Chobi was very upset for being accused of groping. She was also enraged!!!


"HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING?! And my name is no longer Chobi you fool! AYA CHAN! YOU HEARD ME!!!


This made a fellow yaoi fan angry. "WTF are you talking about?! AND WE HAVE PROOF THAT YOUR GROPED!"


"You do?! Then show me before I totally kill this puppy!"


"Okay but you won't like it!"




"WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?!"


Suddenly someone started making sign language at Toni!


Toni was not impressed.


---

Tune in next time to see what happens! IT WILL BE A SURPRISE TO ALL! AND YOU'LL GET TO HEAR THE ORIGINAL ACTORS SAY...


"WTF we've been replaced?"


"This.Means.WAR(again!)"
Until what you ask? Pffft, like I have to tell you. If you don't know then you should go hit your head against the wall 20 times.


"See, it says it here plain and simple. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GROPE PEOPLE IN PUBLIC! Toni I am terrible ashamed of you. I thought that school would have tought you better. But obviously I was WRONG! Wrong and I am so very truly DEEPLY ashamed."


"But sir, it was THEIR fault! They taught me how to grope! Look, they are groping someone EVEN AS WE SPEAK! Can't you see?! ARE YOU *bleep*ING BLIND?!"


"Uh... WHAT?! Well I guess this complicates things a little bit... but you're still gonna get in trouble missy!!"


"..."


"This.Means.WAR!"


What happens next?! Tune in next time to see the exciting conclusion in the wonderful world of no pleasure land! Airs tomorrow at a new time - 2 IN THE GOD DAMN MORNING!


And remember kids, there is NO life outside a computer... what are you talking about? XD School has brainwashed you. Go get amnesia and come back.
This is a random signing















Sanji and Zoro The Some What Best of Friends


Sanji and Zoro The Best of Rivals


sign me back ps i dont support ZoroXSanji Ok!!!!


Luffyluffy Signing Out
You have enough of a welcome.

But anyway, thanks for signing. You're right, I don't feel like I have to stamp, but as soon as I get one I'll use it. But I'll probably end up using the same thing over and over and over again, possibly until next year.

See you around.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOU TO YOOOOU, HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOOU!

OMG HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE 15 NOW? I hate when people say that. It's not like you're gonna feel all different just because it's your birthday. If someone asks you that you should say "I FEEL LIKE THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT THNX".

I'll get you your prezzie in August. Then you can be there when I pick it out and it'll be all yay. XD




Luff you sis!
Angiekins


:0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you have a good day on this wonderful day of yours. I WAS gonna write something nice and huge, but Codad stole what i was gonna write. I knew that bastard was really black. *ahem*

Anyways, hope you have a good one. (H)
... Well hapy birthday, even though I dont know you much I felt like I would sign.. Well someone has to.. ..

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Damn straight. It's your birthday to a supergirl with a possible superhaircut. But I'm going to do something controversial with a controversial greeting. That's correct, even your older brothers/sisters can't handle this extremity. Just totally hardcore.

Actually, you just told me to sign your guestbook, so I've got nothing. Man, you have to let me rehearse for something of this extremity. I've got a stagelight shining upon me and I don't know what to do. =(

Correct, sue me. STAB MY HEART WITH A BLACK KNIFE AND TWIST IT AROUND, THEN PLUNGE ME INTO A BATHTUB WITH WAVES OF SORROW! I DON'T CARE IF I'M A METALHEAD, I'M GOING TO SLIT MY WRISTS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK, MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, AND DON'T FORGET FALL OUT BOY!.

Yeah, I'm not making the pun of "Fail Out Boy" either. I'm that emo. In fact, I'm going to slit my wrists "across the street" instead of "down the river." A whole new invigorating experience.

Oh right, pictures. I can't just rant forever. Goddamnit, and I'm sober too; that's really when the creativity starts to flow. Well, you know that 6.9 shirt you showed me? I actually found the same thing at Spencer Goods today, and found other badass shirts, magnets, prostate testers, and knicknacks.



I never found that to be too true. I mean, what happens when your buddy drops the funnel? It'll spill everywhere, it somehow freezes the water out as water has a higher freezing point than alcohol, and with that seperated, it seeps into the heater seeking suicide, and we've got a fire on our hands. Teamwork prevents that.

But this T-shirt really spoke to me:

http://www.kohls.com.edgesuite.net/is/image/kohls/141527?wid=400&hei=400&op_sharpen=1
omfg, center. look to your right instead of left, lazy eye nub


You don't know how close I was to actually getting that thing, but alas, it wasn't the right size. That's as *bleep*ed up as a Las Vegas whore. Of course, I won't even go to there, considering on one COPS episode, a butt-ugly fat woman got out of an Alaskan man's car, and admitted to the police she got 20 dollars for sex. I almost threw up.

Holy crap, I sure can rant. Well, let's move on out. =)
UR EYES BETTER NOT BURN, SINCE THEY'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF HURT

Anywayz, for entertainment, why not give youz an oldie stamp, one of poor quality and reeking of nubishness?




I've revealed a hidden secret to you. Keep it secret, keep it safe. Of course, that only applies if you're a hobbit. Humans seem to do whatever the hell they want with the ring. I don't know why you would want a ring that turns you invisible, but whatever floats your boat. Maybe they do "naughty things" with it. And that elf lady in the movie...was she perhaps a lesbian?

Ooh, right, fillerz. I need lyrics. LYIRICX AR THAR HER NOW

Stay with me awhile
Rise above the vile
Name my final rest
Poured into my chest


Into the orchard I walk peering way past the gate
Wilted scenes for us who couldn't wait
Drained by the coldest caress, stalking shadows ahead
Halo of death, all I see is departure
Mourner's lament but it's me who's the martyr


Pledge yourself to me
Never leave me be
Sweat breaks on my brow
Given time ends now


Into the orchard I walk peering way past the gate
Wilted scenes for us who couldn't wait
Drained by the coldest caress, stalking shadows ahead
Halo of death, all I see is departure
Mourner's lament but it's me who's the martyr


Spirit painted sin
Embers neath my skin
Veiled in pale embrace
Reached and touched my face


Into the orchard I walk peering way past the gate
Wilted scenes for us who couldn't wait
Drained by the coldest caress, stalking shadows ahead
(Release your grip, let me go, into the night)
Halo of death, All I see is departure
Mourner's lament but it's me who's the martyr


If you need me to explain, I got tired of quoting Cradle of Filth lyrics. But nevertheless, I got another lyrics master...Opeth. I could've chosen My Dying Bride, but you interrupted me from listening to their album. Shame on you, for being born on this day.

Ooh ooh ooh! Did you notice the pritty colorz? No hex codes though, so live with it.

Ugh, you still here? I've got to try and post a picture you would never ever expect from me.



It's true, and you know it, don't you? Sleeping with our forefathers, naughty naughty. =((((((((((((((999999999 Still, I can't give up a good cup of coffee, especially with sugar. Nyah.

That's about all I have, actually. LETZ GO TO THE NEXT, K?

KTHX
OMFG YUSSSS TWO GB ENTRIEZ???///


Well, best get to the birthday charades and whatnot. Pin the tail on the donkey, make it draw blood, and drink it out of the Holy Grail to gain Jesus' wicked powers. Mmmm.



zOMG, wallpaper. Wear it.



Yeah, I couldn't find a cake with your name on it. Still, don't you find it adorable? Adorable enough to eat? Do so, or wear it. I don't care how inedible that thing looks.

Well, I personally am not one for irrelevant tangents, so as much as it pains my heart to say it, I'll be wrapping it up here.

Thank you for being a great friend during my stay on neoseeker, and believe it or not, your benevolence actually does help me in its subtle methods and ways. After all those crazy GB signings, our somewhat feministic and shallow gossip, I don't think I could exactly repay you really. But considering it's your birthday, I really hope this GB signing does some justice, and entertains you for the day. Really, have a great one, get lots of presents, be filled with ecstasy (not the drug nubs), and remember our friends. =)

Well, this is a great stamp I've found so far. It has text, but I sincerely <3 the art/fanwork.



Love it or die.

srsly.

I don't want to press submit.

HAPPY MERRY BURFDAY!!11!
sup? hapy bday lol.

omg 125 characters? ;-;

kay, there's Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Krillin-

oh wait, characters as in letters.

Well there's prolly 125 characters in DBZ as well. >>


Thought I needed to get off my lazy butt and stamp people's guestbooks for once.

...

And say hi.


"HI!"

Homigawd, I just had to sign! I have no idea why. Anyway, I was watching some yaoi today. And I started getting really hyper and LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT NOTHING. Seriously, at nothing. xD And I made up some weird songs. And then for some reason I was thinking of you a lot, so I decided to sign. AND OMG kay, on my way to belly dancing i thought about what you said. Remember, about panty lines and stuff? And I imagined like this huge round ass with giant lines, and I was laughing in the car. Kay kay kay I'm trying to bleed all my hyperness out here. XDDD I DUNNO WHAT I ATE! OMG I saw so many guys going at it! Like OH LA LA HAWWWWT <333 And like...OMG NO WEENIES! Remember, there are none on rated R films! Fukkkk eeeet, we don't need it when we can see real ones! IRL! Where? I dunno. Waai waaaaaaaai ~~~~

LYLAS
Eyo! 2 a fella NY'er <3333 I've been reading the awesome chapter stories you've showed me! Haven't finished them since I've been jumping to one story to another but I will hopefully soon xD



Can't wait for Brooklyn and Queenz day *shifty eyes* xD

Laters <3




You still owe me that phonecall XD
Keep on rocking!
*Sign back*
Stibz
...

I'm not quite sure what to say after that.

I mean all I can say now are words. and words lead to more word lead to watermelon cookies.

Yes I know that is quite a sticky mess. What else were you expecting after all that? All what? tbh I am not sure, but when I get there you will be the first to know.

Shhh... Must be very quiet. You don't want them to hear. Why do the walls talk to me? 4 Yes that is what it was all for.

For what? For fun, now put away the gun. xD



Hugs <3 U rock HMg
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