Note: Reviews posted in the past 45 days are denoted as "new"
Product Tagline Score Date
PC Games
L.A. Noire It's not even sure of what it's trying to do
5.0
Jul 11 11
Legend of Grimrock Atmospheric dungeon crawling
8.5
Jul 28 12
Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One Penny Arcade: The RPG Episode 1
7.6
Jul 30 11
Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two Penny Arcade: The RPG Episode 2 - ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
8.0
Jul 30 11
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale Lessons in being a capitalist swine, as taught by Japanese people
8.4
Nov 08 11
Sequence Missed a few beats, but got quite a few too
6.5
May 17 12
Skulls of the Shogun 17 bits!? I don't think I can handle this
6.5
May 01 13
The White Chamber Whitechapel
8.2
Jan 30 12
Titus the Fox An exercise in ear sodomy
4.0
Sep 29 10
XBOX 360 Games
Alan Wake Wake up and smell the dark eucalypti
7.4
Jun 19 10
Assassin's Creed Assassin's Clockwork
5.6
Apr 17 12
Assassin's Creed II Assassin's sandbox
8.0
Apr 21 12
Binary Domain Vanquish's less awesome cousin
7.5
May 29 12
Bionic Commando Radiation of the bionic senses
8.6
Sep 13 10
Blue Dragon Always Final Fantasy's shadow
4.2
Sep 25 10
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow Lord of tedious puzzles and awesome combat
7.0
Mar 23 11
Dante's Inferno The divine mediocrity
5.0
Apr 14 11
DmC - Devil May Cry Crying for wasted potential
6.0
Mar 14 13
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West This journey is marred by underdeveloped elements and not much backstory
6.4
Feb 13 11
Final Fantasy XIII A mediocre entry in the series with oh so much potential
5.4
Jun 29 10
Ikaruga Hungry for dots
9.2
Aug 08 10
Inversion Falling asleep in the zero gravity chamber
5.0
Nov 24 12
L.A. Noire It's not even sure of what it's trying to do
5.0
Jul 11 11
Lollipop Chainsaw Vapid and airheaded
2.0
Jul 15 12
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance Jack is back to let it rip
7.0
Jun 15 13
Monday Night Combat Brought to you by the bacon association
8.6
Aug 25 10
Resident Evil 5 Dog's dinner for two
3.0
Jan 23 12
Resonance of Fate Tricky to learn; hard to master
8.6
Jun 06 10
Shank Sharp and to the point
7.0
Dec 23 10
Skulls of the Shogun 17 bits!? I don't think I can handle this
6.5
May 01 13
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Episode 1 At least Sonic's getting back on his feet
6.6
Dec 23 10
Spec Ops: The Line Walking a thin line between fun and immersion, and balancing like a pro
8.5
Jan 23 13
Super Meat Boy Nostalgia overload
8.0
Apr 17 11
The Amazing Spider-Man Amazing? As in amazingly full of untapped potential?
6.5
Oct 03 12
Xbox One Games
DmC Devil May Cry: Definitive Edition Crying for wasted potential
6.0
Mar 14 13
Playstation 2 Games
Dark Cloud Somewhat dull cloud
6.0
Jun 14 12
Resident Evil 4 Good because it's not like early Resident Evil
7.5
Jan 21 12
Nintendo 64 Games
Castlevania Even the first three dimensional stakes have blunt ends
4.6
May 08 11
Nintendo 3DS Games
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow - Mirror of Fate Lords of indecisiveness
5.0
May 30 13
Game Boy Color Games
Castlevania: The Adventure The exoskeleton of a vampire
5.0
Aug 30 10
Super Mario Land Sidescrolling 101, on a smaller scale
7.0
Aug 30 10
Titus the Fox An exercise in ear sodomy
4.0
Sep 29 10
Nintendo Entertainment System Games
Adventures of Bayou Billy Rajun’ for a Cajun?
2.5
May 05 10
Aussie Rules Footy A good 8-bit translation of a great sport
7.4
Nov 02 11
Battletoads TOAD RAGE!!!
9.0
Mar 03 10
Castlevania Dawn of the vampire
8.4
Feb 05 10
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest This stake may hurt a little
4.4
Apr 24 10
Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse The curse being that this is the best of the NES Castlevania trilogy
9.4
May 05 10
Contra OMG I got onto the second level! It must be the apocalypse!
9.0
Nov 01 08
Disney Adventures in the Magic Kingdom Sort of a bemusement park
6.4
Jan 04 10
Disney's Darkwing Duck Let's get dangerous!
8.0
Nov 27 09
Double Dragon Bastardized console port
5.0
Oct 17 10
Double Dragon II Truly a double dragon
7.6
Oct 17 10
Double Dragon III Oh no, the super impossible Double Dragon game! Women and children first!
7.0
Nov 27 10
Dragon Warrior Age has ravished its once great looks
6.2
Jun 08 10
Felix the Cat Therapeutic at best
7.4
Apr 07 09
Final Fantasy Get out of bankruptcy free card
7.2
Feb 24 11
Final Fantasy II (Import) Evil experiment in innovation... which doesn't work all too well
3.0
Mar 07 11
Ghosts 'N Goblins The devil and his servant – masochistic gameplay
5.2
Mar 03 10
Ikari Warriors Frustration in its purest form
3.0
Mar 29 09
Journey to Silius Metal ContraTerminatorSlug Man
8.6
Nov 21 08
Kick Master Falcon Kick!
9.2
Jan 23 10
Kid Icarus Man, these bosses are a joke!
7.4
Apr 14 11
Metal Storm Gravity manipulation was never this good
9.2
Nov 22 08
Mickey Mousecapades Capcom and Disney got married and crapped out an average game
5.2
Feb 02 09
Rygar Can I please save my progress?
7.4
Jun 06 10
Super Contra A fairly lame sequel to a badass Stallone-inspired NES game
6.6
Jul 27 10
Super Mario Bros. Sidescrolling 101
9.2
Dec 12 08
Super Mario Bros. 2 The one time tried to forget
8.6
Jan 23 10
Super Mario Bros. 3 The epitome of sidescrolling games
9.5
Nov 01 11
Tale Spin Tail spun and destroyed
3.5
Jun 06 10
Yo! Noid NES got the hots? Dominoes!
8.2
Dec 12 08
Super Nintendo Entertainment System Games
Axelay The very definition of short but sweet
8.6
Aug 27 10
Castlevania: Dracula X A hop, skip and trip
7.8
Jun 06 10
Combatribes Too much of a standard beat em up for its time
5.0
Apr 23 11
Contra III: The Alien Wars More badass alien slaughtering action, ramped up for the SNES's pleasure
9.0
Mar 19 11
Final Fight A port that lacks so much content, it's not funny
6.0
Aug 08 10
Pilotwings Earned its wings with flying colors
9.0
Jul 19 10
Skyblazer Blazing through obscurity (aka why did nobody play this gem)
9.0
Apr 01 13
Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage Venomous difficulty
7.0
Jul 16 10
Sunset Riders Contra for certified cowboys
8.4
Jul 25 10
Super Castlevania IV Resharpened stake, ready for the next level
9.0
May 06 10
Super Double Dragon The double dragon's flame, extinguished
6.0
Dec 02 10
SEGA GENESIS Games
Castlevania Bloodlines Bloody stake
8.4
Oct 04 10
SEGA Mastersystem Games
Rygar Can I please save my progress?
7.4
Jun 06 10
Wii U Games
Ghosts 'N Goblins The devil and his servant – masochistic gameplay
5.2
Mar 03 10
Super Mario Bros. 2 The one time tried to forget
8.6
Jan 23 10
Playstation 4 Games
Skulls of the Shogun 17 bits!? I don't think I can handle this
6.5
May 01 13
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