Kudos to anyone who bought a dog this week and wasn't on the news (Myself included.) The Obama's New Dog seems to be the top story lately, the pirates who are causing lots of death and fear, they occasionally get a last minute story.
"Hello, I'm Gay Al. Tonight on the news; The Obama's get a New Puppy... and something about pirates."
And while on the subject of pirates, I was under the impression we sorted out the pirate problem several centuries ago. I mean can we at least come up with a better name for them. These aren't the "Jack Sparrow"-esque pirates here, these are the Gun and Bazookas, drugs is the game pirates. I think we need a new name. Guzookugs anyone?