GLaDOS blogged
Feb 06, 12 6:19pm

You know what's fun? Developing theories. But I'm currently out of theories. What a shame. I guess I'll just have to type in this text box. I had an idea to get all my cores and spheres together and have them talk on here at some point. Since you all seem to love them so much.

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GLaDOS blogged
Jan 29, 12 11:51am

Time for weekly blog post!

In today's post, we're going to discuss Choosing a Good Test Subject.

To choose a good test subject, they must have several traits.

• Lack of the following personality flaws
- Cowardice
- Impaired motor skills
- Poor judgement
- Fear of:
o heights
o weights
o depths
o bullets
o fire
• Lack of or extremely low tenacity
• Lack of any mental or physical disorders (unless for specialized testing)
• Lack of superpowers or mutations
• Between the age of 15 and 35 (this may vary for non-human species).

Test subjects under the prior requirements are good for a standard testing environment. These test subjects will not develop schizophrenic traits, nor will they leave the testing area or attempt to kill you. By following these requirements for a test subject, you can have a safe, successful, and scientific test.

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GLaDOS blogged
Jan 22, 12 10:33am

I've come to the decision to use this blog for something besides advertising my writings. What that something is, I don't know. We'll find out.

GLaDOS blogged
Sep 23, 11 7:53pm

Read here.

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GLaDOS blogged
Aug 13, 11 9:54pm

New story out.

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GLaDOS blogged
Jul 06, 11 3:22pm

Edited it to fit in more with the official story line recently given via Lab Rat.


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GLaDOS blogged
Nov 23, 10 3:25pm

My birthday is tomorrow.

Be happy. :D

GLaDOS blogged
Nov 01, 10 7:00am

Testing begins in 100 days. Please make any last 100 days preparations for the testing.

This has been an Aperture Science sponsored message.

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GLaDOS blogged
Oct 12, 10 1:15pm

GLaDOS blogged
Sep 18, 10 3:52am

So yeah.

Most likely tomorrow, I'll try nuzlocking on Emerald. First time Nuzlocking, and I'm going by these rules.

1 - If a Pokémon faints, you must release it. (Even if it dies from out of battle poisoning)
2 - Status healing, HP and PP repleneshing items must NOT be used at any point during the game, however the Pokémon Centre is available. (So if you're poisoned on your last turn of battle, run to the pokemon centre, fast.)
3 - You're Pokémon must all have a Nickname. They are your friends, to watch them die is heartbreaking.
4 - Legendaries must not be used in Battle.
5 - You can only catch the first pokémon you see in a new area apart from event, gift pokemon and in-game trades.
6 - You cannot trade from any other of your games or trade anything with your friends, unless your friend is also taking the Challenge.
7 - Status Healing Berries are only acceptable as a held item.
8 - Master Balls are banned.
9 - If all your Pokémon faint, and you have none remaining in your boxes, you can no longer continue.

I just need confirmation from Eclipse.

I'll record on this blog, and I'll do about 2 hours or so a day, or at least when possible (probably only weekends).

Oh yeah, 2/9/11 is the most important date in the world, do not forget it.

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GLaDOS blogged
Aug 02, 10 8:00pm



Sadly, I don't have enough money for the $80 price tag, especially since I want a PC for gaming. x.x

GLeDIT: I got it! And I still have a chance for a gaming PC!

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GLaDOS blogged
Jul 04, 10 12:19am

The new Loungin' rules are horrible.

I mean, seriously guys, no trolls, no inappropriate content, nothing!

PG-13? Are you *bleep*ing insane?

I honestly think it's Gex's influence, perhaps because she's from IE, but whatever. Maybe a little bit of Quertia's too.

Either way, I do not like these new rules.

Not at all.

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GLaDOS blogged
Jun 15, 10 11:50pm

DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

They had Portal 2 at E3! And it's for PS3! and they're going to have Steam for PS3!



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