Hey FB, Heres a Joke

Girls night out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, Well never forget you!'

Sign back!
have an awesome christmas

congrats on being the most insane member on neoseeker, you definitely deserved it!
Its me jes from IRC I figured I wanted to leave you a signing to your guestbook since we know each other.

Here to send you and likes.

Ignore the men its the lines im leaving for you. Hope you enjoyed my cockslaps.

Happy Valentine's Day! I hope your day is filled with love, hugs, kisses, and candy! ^-^


Hope you have a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas
merry christmas dude. and try and have a happy new year.

Hey bro, little sis is missing ya.
Merry Christmas. -hugs-

Thanks for the signing~ Only stamp I have at the moment is Robbie. 8)

And thanks for the picture comment.

    Hey Tom! You're an awesome friend, and I hope we get to talk to eachother a lot more! Don't ever change ;D.

Hey Final Blade, I mostly see your posts on Gamegrep more than this forum. XD

Just wanted to say that you make excellent points on Nintendo's console. I know how unfair some Nintendo fanboys keep thumbing your comments down. I think they should be removed as well.

By the way, don't confuse me with the fanboys, I respect your opinion on the Wii.

OK, see you on the forums, even though I never see you, lol.
Greetings, peon.

I'm on a signing spree today, and having been visiting people's Guestbooks.

It's only fair I do the same and visit yours...

...and while I'm here, I may as well burn it to the floor. *_*



Hope you have a good one!
I added you to my cool list, and i thought I'd sing you GB:

Whilst I thank you for agreeing with me...

I am going to be 16 tomorrow, for one.
For two...I curse like a sailor. Don't censor yourself for my benifit, please, that ship has sailed.

Thanks for signing my guestbook. Yep, I've read the Harry Potter book. I liked it, but I think it definetly could have been better. It really needed more structure....

Have I seen you somewhere before...? I don't remember ever talking to you before.... Then again I was gone for quite a while, so sorry if I don't remember.

Thanks for the sign man. Games eh? I'm mostly looking forward to PSP games, NFS ProStreet, MHF 2 and Worms Open Warfare 2 (which I already have ) Jackass The Game a bit, Wipeout Pulse a bit Gran Turismo 4 Mobile, Manhunt 2, Silent Hill Origins, Sims 2: Castaway...it's all happening in the last quarter of 2007!
Thanks for singing my guestbook.

Yesss! We must spread the word of Ayu. For she is infinitely awesome in evey way. lol

Have an Ayu stamp ...

Hey man. Just thought I'd stop by to sign your gbook. I don't know if you like The Rock or not but what the heck?

Here, have a stamp:

well im playing FF12 too, KH 1&2 and my brother's Need For Speed Underground 2 game (he's not here and what he doesnt know wont hurt him)
well thats about all have fun gaming
hows it going (i just about always say that)
right now im playing final fantasy 12, kingdom hearts 2 and one of my brothers cars racing games